Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Jul 18, 2017 12:22:09 GMT -5
William was in a dream. He didn't realise at first but he was very deep into a very weird dream. He was in a match against Bishop and Priest and Teo Del Sol and Jaice Wilds. He remembered fighting these guys a few days ago, maybe it was a rematch. A triple threat tag team rematch...that happens a lot. Despite the obvious impossibility for the situation William was in, William still carried on as if he was in an actual match.
William and Dream Ainsley were both outside the ring as Bishop, Priest, Teo del Sol and Jaice Wilds fought in the ring. Both the big men were talking outside the ring when something strange happened.
The lights went out, at first William assumed it was Damian Manson or some other creep but then the words 'Rabid Bear' appeared on the jumbo-tron.
Ainsley: Rabid Bear? As in John Rab- OH MY-
Dream Ainsley and William turned into the middle of the ring where a Rabid Bear was currently roaring in the ring and Bishop with his head in his hands and blood pouring out.
Ainsley: THAT'S A BEAR?! WHY IS THERE A BEAR IN TH-
William: Ainsley! I have an idea, calm down you'll stress the bear.
William slowly walked towards the ring followed by Ainsley as Jaice Wilds' head was in the bears mouth and Teo unconscious on the apron.
William and Dream Ainsley walked over to the bear and picked up Teo. William heard the commentators freak out as he gave the bear Teo, who promptly tore him apart with his teeth and claws. Of course William had no idea why Ainsley did exactly what he asked without him telling the Hungarian anything but again, dream.
William: Listen Bear, We respect your views on society and it would be real cool of you joined The Very Big Alliance, How much do you weigh? It's important.
The bear stared at them for a while and Dream Ainsley walked over to the bear and held his hand out, wanting a hand shake. The bear ripped Ainsley's hand clean off and fell to the floor in shock. William, slightly angered at the bear for maiming his partner, shoved the bear.
William: Dickhe-
Before William had even finished the sentence the bear jumped around William and kept on his back. The pain was excruciating as the large bears claws sunk into William's back. But before he could scream in agony, he woke up.
William: GHHA!
William shouted jerking his head up. He was on a bean bag chair with his partner Ainsley stuffing his face with marshmallows, staring at William.
Ainsley: 'Sup. You fell asleep during the interview.. I finished it but-
William: Ainsely! I just had the weirdest dream!
Ainsley: Was it the one about kicking Boris Johnson in the balls?
William: No but it reminded me of it.
Ainsley: Of course it did, why else would you go asleep...
William: Bishop and Priest were there. Teo and Jaice Wilds were there...
Ainsley: I don't even fucking dislike him...you fat cu-
William: AND THERE WAS A BEEAAR!!
Ainsley turned to William after escaping his quiet monologue.
Ainsley: Well that's ironic, You know what type of match you're in tonight right?
William turned to Ainsley and Ainsley chuckled before swallowing another 5 marshmallows.
Ainsley: A 'Rabid Bear' match.
William: GAAAAAASP
William said gripping the Bean Bag Chair. His worst fear that he'd had for little more than 2 minites was coming true. He thought back to the dream, he was 'killed' by the bear.
Ainsley: Did you just say the word gasp instead of actually gasping?-
William: I'VE GOT IT!
Ainsley: Got what?
William: In the dream I was killed by the bear because I offered him a place in VBA, right?
Ainsley: Well....I don't know bu-
William: And if he declined that he must be an idiot right?
Ainsley: Well, he's a bear.
William: So I'll use my superior intelligence to trick him into knocking himself unconscious!
Ainsley:....How're you gonna do that?
William: Jason O'neil.
Ainsley: MORE LIKE GAYSON O'NEIL, HE'S GAY-SON!
William paused for a minute as some passing crew stared at Ainsley, weirded out.
Ainsley: I've been waiting to say that...for....a long while.
William: I'll throw Gayson O'neil out the ring and make him fight the bear.
Ainsley: That's some extreme intelligence right there.
William: Exactly!
William stood up like a superhero, imagining a very big case behind him blowing in the wind.
William: Jason...Bear...YALL GOIN GET FUCKED.
End the interview, end it at that, all cool and stu-
Ainsley: I already told you the interview is over.
William: When did you say that?!
Ainsley: When you were talking about Bears and dreams and stuff.
William: Dangit...It's ruined, moments ruined...
....
Fuck Oblivion, I blame him for this
William moaned before walking off to prepare for his match as Ainsley stuffed his mouth with 8 marshmallows.
(OOC: the whole 'dream' at the start of the rp was actually a post by Sidney Jay Warwick which I found pretty funny. Here's the link wcfwrestling.proboards.com/thread/35260/rabid-bear-debuts-wcf)
William and Dream Ainsley were both outside the ring as Bishop, Priest, Teo del Sol and Jaice Wilds fought in the ring. Both the big men were talking outside the ring when something strange happened.
The lights went out, at first William assumed it was Damian Manson or some other creep but then the words 'Rabid Bear' appeared on the jumbo-tron.
Ainsley: Rabid Bear? As in John Rab- OH MY-
Dream Ainsley and William turned into the middle of the ring where a Rabid Bear was currently roaring in the ring and Bishop with his head in his hands and blood pouring out.
Ainsley: THAT'S A BEAR?! WHY IS THERE A BEAR IN TH-
William: Ainsley! I have an idea, calm down you'll stress the bear.
William slowly walked towards the ring followed by Ainsley as Jaice Wilds' head was in the bears mouth and Teo unconscious on the apron.
William and Dream Ainsley walked over to the bear and picked up Teo. William heard the commentators freak out as he gave the bear Teo, who promptly tore him apart with his teeth and claws. Of course William had no idea why Ainsley did exactly what he asked without him telling the Hungarian anything but again, dream.
William: Listen Bear, We respect your views on society and it would be real cool of you joined The Very Big Alliance, How much do you weigh? It's important.
The bear stared at them for a while and Dream Ainsley walked over to the bear and held his hand out, wanting a hand shake. The bear ripped Ainsley's hand clean off and fell to the floor in shock. William, slightly angered at the bear for maiming his partner, shoved the bear.
William: Dickhe-
Before William had even finished the sentence the bear jumped around William and kept on his back. The pain was excruciating as the large bears claws sunk into William's back. But before he could scream in agony, he woke up.
William: GHHA!
William shouted jerking his head up. He was on a bean bag chair with his partner Ainsley stuffing his face with marshmallows, staring at William.
Ainsley: 'Sup. You fell asleep during the interview.. I finished it but-
William: Ainsely! I just had the weirdest dream!
Ainsley: Was it the one about kicking Boris Johnson in the balls?
William: No but it reminded me of it.
Ainsley: Of course it did, why else would you go asleep...
William: Bishop and Priest were there. Teo and Jaice Wilds were there...
Ainsley: I don't even fucking dislike him...you fat cu-
William: AND THERE WAS A BEEAAR!!
Ainsley turned to William after escaping his quiet monologue.
Ainsley: Well that's ironic, You know what type of match you're in tonight right?
William turned to Ainsley and Ainsley chuckled before swallowing another 5 marshmallows.
Ainsley: A 'Rabid Bear' match.
William: GAAAAAASP
William said gripping the Bean Bag Chair. His worst fear that he'd had for little more than 2 minites was coming true. He thought back to the dream, he was 'killed' by the bear.
Ainsley: Did you just say the word gasp instead of actually gasping?-
William: I'VE GOT IT!
Ainsley: Got what?
William: In the dream I was killed by the bear because I offered him a place in VBA, right?
Ainsley: Well....I don't know bu-
William: And if he declined that he must be an idiot right?
Ainsley: Well, he's a bear.
William: So I'll use my superior intelligence to trick him into knocking himself unconscious!
Ainsley:....How're you gonna do that?
William: Jason O'neil.
Ainsley: MORE LIKE GAYSON O'NEIL, HE'S GAY-SON!
William paused for a minute as some passing crew stared at Ainsley, weirded out.
Ainsley: I've been waiting to say that...for....a long while.
William: I'll throw Gayson O'neil out the ring and make him fight the bear.
Ainsley: That's some extreme intelligence right there.
William: Exactly!
William stood up like a superhero, imagining a very big case behind him blowing in the wind.
William: Jason...Bear...YALL GOIN GET FUCKED.
End the interview, end it at that, all cool and stu-
Ainsley: I already told you the interview is over.
William: When did you say that?!
Ainsley: When you were talking about Bears and dreams and stuff.
William: Dangit...It's ruined, moments ruined...
....
Fuck Oblivion, I blame him for this
William moaned before walking off to prepare for his match as Ainsley stuffed his mouth with 8 marshmallows.
(OOC: the whole 'dream' at the start of the rp was actually a post by Sidney Jay Warwick which I found pretty funny. Here's the link wcfwrestling.proboards.com/thread/35260/rabid-bear-debuts-wcf)
