Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jul 17, 2017 21:55:01 GMT -5
So you’re not upset?
:: Jason smirks.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Why would I be? The shit went down the exact way I thought it would.
:: The couple sat in their Panama City Beach Hotel Room. Stephanie inquired about Jason’s night last night on Slam…
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Jason O’Neal, not mad about losing a match?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Like I said. My goal was to win the television title. I ended up with a four on one beat down handed to me while the other slobnobbers just watched.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: That was just utterly ridicu…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: that was exactly what was supposed to happen, Steph. Understand, their narrative is Jason O’Neal is looney. Jason O’Neal is delusional. Sanchez called it, he said that I actually thought this was a real match. Two seconds into it, I knew there was no way I was going to walk out with the title. So I just fought.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Good to see Wright didn’t quite take a dive…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yeah whatever. The boy dove like a fat kid diving off a cliff after a McNugget.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Did you sign your deal with McDonalds?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yep, your friendly neighborhood drug dealer is now a spokesperson for McDonalds. One World Title win and every time I say Big Mac… cha ching.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: That’s going to get old… fast.
:: Jason chuckles a bit and changes the subject…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So Monday’s the day?
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Seven days until Gabriel is here. I just hope his dad is here to see it. He’s out trying to prove to the wrestling world that he is something.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: It ain’t that bad Stephanie.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Jason, there is a freaking Aqua Match. Somebody is going to be held underwater to the point of almost drowning. Something could go wrong.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: First off, I have a tables match. Secondly, I have to do the drowning not get drowned or thrown through a table. I get to be the aggressor.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Once again, have you ever done anything to scratch your baby face?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Fuck, your dad hit me really hard.
:: He smirks. Her, not so much…
STEPHANIE DANIELS: This is dangerous. Babe. Who knows there could be fire or wasn’t sharks involved last year? Rip some lady apart?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Steph, I got a sneaky suspicion that Seth is going to give the winner of this Death Match Tournament a shot at the Ultimate Showdown.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: How about you try to earn your way in another way? Does it have to be this way?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Time is short. I gotta get in now I can’t risk a Panthevrest coup again. Look, Steph, if it makes you feel any better, I got Mathew Drake tonight. And William tomorrow night.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Who?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Exactly. Who cares what they bring to the ring. Tables, Water, A rabid bear.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Did you just say a fucking bear?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Once again. I don’t have to mess with the bear. I just have to get my opponent mauled. It will be okay. It is Drake and William. Relax.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: A bear?
:: She is more nervous than before…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I’m going to put Mathew Drake through a table tonight and then we can discuss the bear tomorrow.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Why can’t you do like all the others and go to UCI where it is sane?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Because the WcF is the best thing since the Secret Sauce on the Bic Mac.
:: Stephanie rolls her eyes…
STEPHANIE DANIELS: A bear, Jason? A fucking bear?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: It will be ok, Steph. I got no real challengers until I get to Moor later in the week.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: You don’t think a bear is a fucking challenge?
:: Jason is laughing at this point and Stephanie is laughing to stop from crying…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Monday, after Slam. I’ll be in New Orleans and we will have that baby.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Wether you have your arms and legs or not.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: If it makes you feel any better, I think I can beat William and Drake without any arms or legs.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: You might have to face Moor without them, if that bear gets a hold of you.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Shit, I got to get Drake through a table and get through you, a pregnant she devil, to even get into the ring with the bear. If I can get through you, I think I can handle the bear.
:: Jason rises to head to the arena for the night’s match and Stephanie stops him with genuine concern on her face…
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Are you sure you want to do this...?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I’ll be standing here later tonight with 2 points on the board. I’m damned sure I want to do this. Love you.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Love you too…
:: They quickly embrace and peck a kiss and Jason is off to the arena as the camera fades…
:: Jason smirks.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Why would I be? The shit went down the exact way I thought it would.
:: The couple sat in their Panama City Beach Hotel Room. Stephanie inquired about Jason’s night last night on Slam…
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Jason O’Neal, not mad about losing a match?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Like I said. My goal was to win the television title. I ended up with a four on one beat down handed to me while the other slobnobbers just watched.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: That was just utterly ridicu…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: that was exactly what was supposed to happen, Steph. Understand, their narrative is Jason O’Neal is looney. Jason O’Neal is delusional. Sanchez called it, he said that I actually thought this was a real match. Two seconds into it, I knew there was no way I was going to walk out with the title. So I just fought.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Good to see Wright didn’t quite take a dive…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yeah whatever. The boy dove like a fat kid diving off a cliff after a McNugget.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Did you sign your deal with McDonalds?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yep, your friendly neighborhood drug dealer is now a spokesperson for McDonalds. One World Title win and every time I say Big Mac… cha ching.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: That’s going to get old… fast.
:: Jason chuckles a bit and changes the subject…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So Monday’s the day?
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Seven days until Gabriel is here. I just hope his dad is here to see it. He’s out trying to prove to the wrestling world that he is something.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: It ain’t that bad Stephanie.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Jason, there is a freaking Aqua Match. Somebody is going to be held underwater to the point of almost drowning. Something could go wrong.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: First off, I have a tables match. Secondly, I have to do the drowning not get drowned or thrown through a table. I get to be the aggressor.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Once again, have you ever done anything to scratch your baby face?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Fuck, your dad hit me really hard.
:: He smirks. Her, not so much…
STEPHANIE DANIELS: This is dangerous. Babe. Who knows there could be fire or wasn’t sharks involved last year? Rip some lady apart?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Steph, I got a sneaky suspicion that Seth is going to give the winner of this Death Match Tournament a shot at the Ultimate Showdown.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: How about you try to earn your way in another way? Does it have to be this way?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Time is short. I gotta get in now I can’t risk a Panthevrest coup again. Look, Steph, if it makes you feel any better, I got Mathew Drake tonight. And William tomorrow night.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Who?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Exactly. Who cares what they bring to the ring. Tables, Water, A rabid bear.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Did you just say a fucking bear?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Once again. I don’t have to mess with the bear. I just have to get my opponent mauled. It will be okay. It is Drake and William. Relax.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: A bear?
:: She is more nervous than before…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I’m going to put Mathew Drake through a table tonight and then we can discuss the bear tomorrow.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Why can’t you do like all the others and go to UCI where it is sane?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Because the WcF is the best thing since the Secret Sauce on the Bic Mac.
:: Stephanie rolls her eyes…
STEPHANIE DANIELS: A bear, Jason? A fucking bear?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: It will be ok, Steph. I got no real challengers until I get to Moor later in the week.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: You don’t think a bear is a fucking challenge?
:: Jason is laughing at this point and Stephanie is laughing to stop from crying…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Monday, after Slam. I’ll be in New Orleans and we will have that baby.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Wether you have your arms and legs or not.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: If it makes you feel any better, I think I can beat William and Drake without any arms or legs.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: You might have to face Moor without them, if that bear gets a hold of you.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Shit, I got to get Drake through a table and get through you, a pregnant she devil, to even get into the ring with the bear. If I can get through you, I think I can handle the bear.
:: Jason rises to head to the arena for the night’s match and Stephanie stops him with genuine concern on her face…
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Are you sure you want to do this...?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I’ll be standing here later tonight with 2 points on the board. I’m damned sure I want to do this. Love you.
STEPHANIE DANIELS: Love you too…
:: They quickly embrace and peck a kiss and Jason is off to the arena as the camera fades…
