Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Jul 17, 2017 10:46:58 GMT -5
A WCF KARMKoftD set had been set up backstage. An Interviewer in a blue suit was sat down on a stool. The camera panned to his face.
Interviwer: Hello WCF Galaxy. As you know the King of the Deathmatch tournament starts and hear we have former internet champion and participant in this tournament, William the Behemoth and his partner Ainsley Ivanovic.
The camera turns to William and Ainsley, sat down on separate bean chairs.
Ainsley: Hello
William: 'Sup famalam.
There was an awkward pause after William's 'greeting' before the Interviewer continued.
Interviwer: So anyway, William. Is there anyone in particular who you are concerned with facing?
William: Well Ima question your question with another question. "Are they all midgets?" And the answer is "compared to you William, your the best and everyone loves you, so obviously they're all little bitches compared to you. By the way nice Bean Bag Chair" so yeah I just answered your question with a question and then answered my question so yeah, you're welcome.
Interviewer: err....Ok, How do you feel about Psychopomp?
William: If you're asking if I'm scared of him because he returned recently, the answer is maybe. Sure he is vicious and very competitive, but he's not modern enough. Professional Rap artist Mozart one said in one of his songs "I already got some designers to hold up my pants" and I have also got designer pants.
Ainsley: specially designed.
William: Aisnley..
Ainsley: Because your too fat for all the other pants.
William: AINSLEYSHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUEUROPEANPLEBIAN
Ainsley:.....I'm not a Plebian...
Interviwer: How do you feel about the stipulation for the match against Psychopomp?
William: Hard-core?
Interviwer: No...It's a scaffolding match.
Ainsley looked up at the Interviewer with a shocked face. Then awkwardly rotated to face William with the same stupid face. William just stared at the camera, with emotionless eyes and closed mouth.
Interviwer:...Is he ok?
Aisnely: I don't...uh...William? You there bud-
William: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! DOES SETH WANT A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE?! IF I FALL OFF THAT I'LL SINK SO FAR INTO THE EARTHS CRUST I'LL CRUSH THE GROUND AND CAUSE A FUCKING LAVA TSUNAMI SO HIGH AND POWERFUL IT'LL HIT THE MOON!!
William took big breaths as all who were in the same room as him just stared.
Ainsley: Did you just call yourself fat?
William: No.
Ainsley: But I thought you just said you'll fall down into the earths crust.
William: Then you thought wrong...Ok I'll see y'all later after the match. And remember: Fuck Oblivion.
William took 2 minites to get put his bean bag chair and then left as if he hadn't had a huge tantrum twice in the space of 4 minutes.
Interviwer: Hello WCF Galaxy. As you know the King of the Deathmatch tournament starts and hear we have former internet champion and participant in this tournament, William the Behemoth and his partner Ainsley Ivanovic.
The camera turns to William and Ainsley, sat down on separate bean chairs.
Ainsley: Hello
William: 'Sup famalam.
There was an awkward pause after William's 'greeting' before the Interviewer continued.
Interviwer: So anyway, William. Is there anyone in particular who you are concerned with facing?
William: Well Ima question your question with another question. "Are they all midgets?" And the answer is "compared to you William, your the best and everyone loves you, so obviously they're all little bitches compared to you. By the way nice Bean Bag Chair" so yeah I just answered your question with a question and then answered my question so yeah, you're welcome.
Interviewer: err....Ok, How do you feel about Psychopomp?
William: If you're asking if I'm scared of him because he returned recently, the answer is maybe. Sure he is vicious and very competitive, but he's not modern enough. Professional Rap artist Mozart one said in one of his songs "I already got some designers to hold up my pants" and I have also got designer pants.
Ainsley: specially designed.
William: Aisnley..
Ainsley: Because your too fat for all the other pants.
William: AINSLEYSHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUEUROPEANPLEBIAN
Ainsley:.....I'm not a Plebian...
Interviwer: How do you feel about the stipulation for the match against Psychopomp?
William: Hard-core?
Interviwer: No...It's a scaffolding match.
Ainsley looked up at the Interviewer with a shocked face. Then awkwardly rotated to face William with the same stupid face. William just stared at the camera, with emotionless eyes and closed mouth.
Interviwer:...Is he ok?
Aisnely: I don't...uh...William? You there bud-
William: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! DOES SETH WANT A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE?! IF I FALL OFF THAT I'LL SINK SO FAR INTO THE EARTHS CRUST I'LL CRUSH THE GROUND AND CAUSE A FUCKING LAVA TSUNAMI SO HIGH AND POWERFUL IT'LL HIT THE MOON!!
William took big breaths as all who were in the same room as him just stared.
Ainsley: Did you just call yourself fat?
William: No.
Ainsley: But I thought you just said you'll fall down into the earths crust.
William: Then you thought wrong...Ok I'll see y'all later after the match. And remember: Fuck Oblivion.
William took 2 minites to get put his bean bag chair and then left as if he hadn't had a huge tantrum twice in the space of 4 minutes.
