Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Jul 17, 2017 10:30:41 GMT -5
#HomeFieldAdvantage
Andre: All smiles today out ya boy! Right now, as I’m caught between a match where Taylor Wright basically sucked the fat dick and cost SickWaves a W and that Ultimate Showdown PPV, I find myself in this fat ass boat preparin’ to step foot in the coloSEAum like Mistah Big Dick Lion eyein’ me a bug-eyed appetizer wit’ BDubs quotin’ ya boy a very reasonable 7.95 for that snack size servin’ of Frank’s fragile boyhood on a silver platter. For all you lil’ bruh bruh nation thots workin’ them number 82 jerseys wit’ ya hands out for Prince Lightskin, you ain’t got nothin’ to worry about seein’ as I be feelin’ extra generous wit’ the tip. #OfThisDick
Ay, Franky, what’s good wit’ ya, lil’ faggot? How’s tricks? It seems like it’s been awhile since I heard word of you makin’ any kinda waves anywhere where it be matterin’, sorta seems like you been ghostin’ on our asses and leavin’ us high and dry wit’ ya most unseasoned self. You finna turn up to Panama City wit’ the snorkel hangin’ out ya mouf and a plethora of stories to tell us all? I mean, I’m all ears if you wanna start poppin’ off about the time you sucked that #BeachKrew hangdown...or that other time you sucked that #BeachKrew hangdown….or that time you…
Actually, come to think of it, you be doin’ a lot of that, don’t ya? Standin’ there, bendin’ over for the yardstick and gettin’ beat senseless wit’ ya shameless kinky self. As I be recallin’, it wasn’t too long ago that you was callin’ Jared daddy after tryna do ya preparations and note takin’ on that #BeachLyfe wit’ ya “What I learned in boating school is...blankedy, BLANKEDY, BLANK!” lookin’ ass. Boi, what is you doin’ comin’ back for another round of swim lessons? We both know you ain’t finna be retainin’ shit up in that head of yours. I think you must’ve cracked open ya dome if you think that doggy paddle gon work in these shark infested waters.
That’s where you find yourself this week after all. Not only is ya boy fired up wit’ a belly full of ether, but Massah Seffery done went and made our lil’ encounter an “Andre Aquarius shits on them dreams match”. In case they ain’t give you word of the details yet, they went ahead and made this shit as an Aqua Match. “Uh...excuse me, nigger. I don’t mean to be a nuisance, but what in the world is an aqua match?” See, I’m so glad you asked, because it’s prolly the best shit I ever heard in my life.
An Aqua Match means that the ring finna be surrounded with gallons on gallons of high quality H2O wit’ the only way to win bein’ to basically fuckin’ drown somebody. Now, that bein’ said, if you be lookin’ to dip out and avoid lookin’ like a dope deal gone wrong then I’d say that now is the chance to do so. You ain’t be real willin’ to do that though, huh? Nah, of course not. Mistah Vegetable is a fighter through and through, bruh bruh nation! A fighter who ‘bout to experience that face bloatin’ up like a balloon when Kunta’s paws get him thrashin’ about like an autistic ten year old caught in the middle of a domestic dispute.
While you’ve already made up ya list of official achievements over the span of ya career, SickWaves Blackamura just gettin’ started. Keep ya mind on that stip I just told ya about and ask ya’self what the overall message is that’s bein’ sent right now. Seems to me that it’s fuckin’ loud and clear, lil’ faggot. Truth be that everyone and they moms be wantin’ Andre Aquarius to fuck you up and down and pound that ass like it owes me money or some shit. I wanna see it, bruh bruh nation wanna see it, Massah Seffery obviously wanna see it, and I even think that YOU wanna see what it’s like when you give ya self completely to my #FuccboiGenocide.
Up to this point, the two of us just ain’t had enough alone time, have we now? It’s seriously a damn shame and Imma enjoy gettin’ to do somethin’ about that, Franky boi. Unfortunately, our lil’ bondin’ time is most definitely a short lived affair. See, I fuckin’ ruin people. Whether that means bitches that I be fuckin’ or bitch ass marks like you that I gotta leave laid out on that canvas, it really ain’t much different in my eyes. In just one night, you’ll end up wit’ my name branded on ya ass and the “i” dotted wit’ Sickwaves’ premium grade negro batter along wit’ the sorta bad taste that never stops lingerin’.
Right now, it ain’t been but five minutes of promo time and I’m already in ya head, nigga! You be thinkin’ ‘bout the fuck like it was both ya very first and ya very last. I get it, us darky’s got a way wit’ ya psyche. After I damn near drown ya ass at work tonight, feel free to go home and finish the job off in ya ol’ claw-footed bathtub. As for ya boi, well Imma be ridin’ that wave from day one all the way to the finals before bein’ crowned MLKoTD 2017! #SEAlieveThat
