Post by logan on Feb 18, 2009 1:11:27 GMT -5
CNN.com: Tuesday morning, the management staff of Riverside hotel discovered the body of superstar, Logan. "I grew a little curious when we didn't get an answer from the wake up call he requested after checking in. It was only then, a few hours later, that one of our maids found him." -Riverside hotel owner, Frank Owens. Though the cause of death isn't official, it appears he suffered from a heart attack. Stay tuned as this story develops.
The story spread. Lazily a man reclines in his recliner, watching the news, the sudden tragic event unfolds on the television in front of his dazed eyes that are seconds away from shutting for a peaceful nap. The cell phone on the end table beside him goes off, vibrating and sounding off like crazy.. he forgot to shut that damn thing off. Feeling interrupted from a quick dose off, he angrily answers the phone shouting into the receiver.
Logan: What?!
Seth Lerch: Is that how US champions treat their friends these days?
Seth had already congratulated Logan on his victory the night before by taking him out for hotdog's. The tone in his voice we were hearing off the loud speaker of the phone could relate to that celebrated happy tone he had the night before.
Logan: I was just dosing.. off..
A snoring sound rumbles from Logan's voice into the phone, leaving Seth by himself in the conversation. Figuring Logan had fell asleep, Seth hangs up, the phone call is finished. Now in deep sleep, the story about the man found dead in a hotel room continues to play, and doesn't seem to distract Logan's rest one bit.
CNN News: Our prays and thoughts go out to the family of rap superstar, Richard Orks. Better to be known, remembered, and missed by us all by his favorite stage name.. "Logan".
