Post by whysoserious on Feb 9, 2009 11:00:08 GMT -5
Brad
Megan
Lilly
Jennifer
Sarah
Lacey
Ryan
Kaylee
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The house is still in great condition as its a fall afternoon as Brad and Megan are sitting outside alone for the moment as the kids start to pile out of the house. Lacey is now eighteen, Lilly at seventeen, Sarah and Jennifer at sixteen and finally, Ryan and Kaylee at fifteen. Lacey and Lilly look like their birth mothers while the twin girls both look like Megan at that age although Sarah has her hair dyed blonde to tell them apart. Ryan looks like Brad and Kaylee also looks like Megan. Good for all the girls that they look like their mothers. While Brad isn't the greatest looking of guys, he sure scored hot trim. All of them sit around their parents in the yard as they enjoy the nice day.
What a great Saturday to sit around, talk about what's going on. Now I know you kids aren't a fan of this but since you're all so busy, your mother and I hardly get a chance to sit all of you down just to talk for more then five minutes. So as usual, we'll start with Lacey and work our way down the age chain.
Remember though, if anyone has had sex, don't mention it. Your father will track him down. Still don't get why its okay for Ryan to date girls and yet you flip out over the girls finding a boy.
I'll explain it later. So Lace, what's going on in your world?
Lacey inhales as her mid length black hair moves in the wind.
I've been having a hard time in my math class so far this year. I somehow got signed up in a pre-calculus class instead of advanced algebra so I dunno how I'm going to get that finished out.
I was good in math, I'll help you.
Thanks. Otherwise nothing else has really changed. You know I'm trying to focus on my grades this year so I can get into a pretty decent college. I don't wanna be like my real mother and become a fuckin' whore. She was just like this too wasn't she dad?
Brad nods his head.
Yeah. Lucy had money like this but never tried to do anything. So I'm glad to see you're gonna be above what she was. And watch the mouth.
Sorry. But I applied to some good schools though. Nothing huge but good enough for a great education.
Well that's good honey. I'm happy.
Lacey forms a smile as everyone turns their attention to Lilly now.
As you know, I've been busy with being class president. We organized a dance for next Friday night after the football game. We went with a Hollywood theme so I hope that gets over pretty well. All my classes are going fine. I love history. I'm probably going to major in it when I get to college in a couple of years. Maybe get a teaching degree to go with it too.
Oh, gonna be like me?
Yep. It just sounds so rewarding letting kids know about the past. So maybe I'll stay a twenty seven year old virgin and hold out for a pro wrestler to take me off of my feet too.
Everyone starts to laugh, more so with Megan.
Well at least stay a virgin, please.
Don't worry daddy! But hey, you took my real mom's at seventeen so...
Doesn't make it anymore right. But if I never would've done that, I don't think the chain of events that lead all of us here would've happened. So its all a crapshoot. You know its not that I don't care if you kids have sex. I just want it to be with someone you really love, using protection and you won't regret it later.
Still, I don't plan on it for a while.
Now the focus shifts onto Sarah who has a huge grin on her face.
I love cheerleading! Like oh my god, its so much fun. Becky and I are co-head cheerleaders and I'm only a sophmore! She's a senior too so I think I'm pretty good at this thing. School is going good too otherwise. I hate my english teacher with a passion. She is such a you know what. Still, I'm trying my best.
Mind explaining why she's a you know what?'
She treats us like we're in first grade or something. I hate it so much but I can't let it effect me.
Good, that's what we like to hear.
From Sarah to Jennifer we go.
I have nothing new to say. My life is just as boring and depressing as it always is...
Don't say that Jen. What's wrong?
Jennifer is trying not to cry.
Will dumped me because I didn't put out.
...I'm gonna kill that motherfucker...
Brad, no. We talked about this. You can't control if they get their hearts broke. I'm so sorry honey.
I thought he loved me...
Brad sighs, not liking to see his daughter like this.
Honey, guys will do anything to get into your pants okay. This jerk off wasn't the guy for you anyways. He was kinda funny lookin' and he acted weird. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Jennifer starts to laugh as her tears dry up.
You're right daddy. He was a jerk anyways.
She crawls a bit to kiss her father on the cheek before hugging him, happy and thankful for his words.
Alright Kaylee, you're up next.
As you know, I've been playing volleyball this year. We suck pretty badly but we have fun. School is going great. Having the most fun in biology right now. And uh... I dunno how to say this exactly...
Everyone looks at Kaylee as she almost sighs before inhaling.
I think... I think I might be lesbian. When I'm in the locker room after a game or after practice and I see my teammates getting naked and hitting the showers, I just start to feel weak at the knees. I nearly passed out one day because I felt something down there. I'm just so confused...
Well honey, we aren't going to judge you. If you feel like you like girls then that's the way you were supposed to be.
Your mother is right Kaylee. But do you think about boys at all?
No.
That's fine. We're still gonna love you. Just like everyone in this family is gonna love you. Don't you ever let people think you're a basket case and this might just be a passing thing before you find yourself liking boys too. I mean your mother here used to be into girls too.
All the kids look shocked.
Really mom?
Yep. So look at me honey, I still find myself attracted to other women but I'm in love with this man. Just keep being you.
Kaylee nods her head as the weight of the world has been lifted off of her shoulders. Now its time for Ryan to let people know what's been going on.
Coach said I'm starting next week.
Already?!
The top two got hurt recently so I get my shot.
Get the job done Ryan. Just like we talked about. Get in there, do your job and act respectful.
My hide still hurts after that last JV game where you caught me celebrating a touchdown. But this is varisty next week, I'm pumped!
A huge smile is on Ryan's face as all his sisters look really happy for him, starting on the varsity squad despite being a sophmore.
Wow Ryan, if you do a good job, you might to get start on varsity quarterback all year and probably the rest of high school.
No joke little brother. Do us proud.
I'll be there cheering for you!
Let's go bro!
I wish I could go but we got a game that night too...
I'm sure mom will tape your game and dad will tape mine so we can watch them.
Everyone is all smiles as they stand up. They just stay there, happy in one another's company.
So I should tell you what your mother and I did this week. We're not spending Christmas here this year. Instead, we're all going to Hawaii.
Cheers and hollers from the kids as they look excited.
Everyone is gonna be there too. Your Uncle Mike, Aunt River, Xander, Aunt Freya, Uncle Joe, Emily, Steven and Samantha. The entire Kane family.
So before we head inside for dinner, anyone got anything else they'd like to say?
Lacey steps forward as she starts to cry.
I don't know how to tell you this but uh... I figure since we're outside, you can't murder me but uh... I'm... I'm pregnant!
Brad falls over as Megan's mouth opens before all the kids, including Lacey start to laugh. Crying on command is such a gift.
I told you that'd get to 'em.
Megan is trying not to laugh as Brad is on the ground, passed out.
Oh my, help your father up. This was too cruel this time. When he comes to, he's gonna be pissed.
I think he'll find the humor in it.
You should tell him you're pregnant mom!
Megan's smile suddenly disappears as everyone gasps!
I thought he got his stuff all tied up!
Well... it must've come back together. Its possible so...
Brad is back on his feet, seeing everyone's serious faces.
Alright Lacey, you tell me who this son of a bitch is..
I was kidding dad.
He glares at Lacey, trying not to kill her. Megan nuzzles up to him.
Don't kill me but I'm pregnant.
Brad tries to laugh it off but for some reason, he knows she's not lying.
Oh...
Megan winks at everyone, letting them know she fooled everyone.
Kidding!
Everyone starts to laugh again as Brad looks to hate being the butt of everyone's jokes. It doesn't bother him though, knowing that its all done out of love.
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He wakes up backstage at the WCF Arena, yawning before walking out of the locker room, going about the rest of the day before the show.[/center]
Megan
Lilly
Jennifer
Sarah
Lacey
Ryan
Kaylee
I hate Monday. Out of all the days in the week, Monday is the worst. It usually represents the last day of a weekend where I usually wrestle on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and it all finishes with Slam. This week though, I had Saturday and Sunday off, quite nice all things considered. Spent the weekend as I usually do if I don't work, with my family. Had a pretty good time too.
Rented a few movies to watch. A couple of them were with my daughters and then a couple with my brother and sister before finishing out the night with a couple from Megan and mine's personal movie collection if you happen to catch my drift. I tell you, meeting a twenty seven year old virgin was great two years ago. There is so much pent up sexual energy in her, it all comes out on me and I hardly get a moments rest despite her being pregnant.
Tonight, even though the numbers are favoring me, is going to suck. It seems like he's going as Creeping Death again? Is it still Corey Black? How do I address you now? Creeping Corey Black Death or what now? I suppose it doesn't matter much either. I'll probably end up having to do most of the work against him tonight while King Hot Dog stands on the apron, munching away on his favorite snack ever created. Maybe if we win, I'll buy that son of a bitch a hot dog.
The fact remains though, Black Death Corey Creeping, you won't walk out of Slam without a couple of scars but sometimes, I think you enjoy it that way.
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i]Brad looks like he's sleeping... wonder what he's dreaming about.
[/i]Rented a few movies to watch. A couple of them were with my daughters and then a couple with my brother and sister before finishing out the night with a couple from Megan and mine's personal movie collection if you happen to catch my drift. I tell you, meeting a twenty seven year old virgin was great two years ago. There is so much pent up sexual energy in her, it all comes out on me and I hardly get a moments rest despite her being pregnant.
Tonight, even though the numbers are favoring me, is going to suck. It seems like he's going as Creeping Death again? Is it still Corey Black? How do I address you now? Creeping Corey Black Death or what now? I suppose it doesn't matter much either. I'll probably end up having to do most of the work against him tonight while King Hot Dog stands on the apron, munching away on his favorite snack ever created. Maybe if we win, I'll buy that son of a bitch a hot dog.
The fact remains though, Black Death Corey Creeping, you won't walk out of Slam without a couple of scars but sometimes, I think you enjoy it that way.
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i]Brad looks like he's sleeping... wonder what he's dreaming about.
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The house is still in great condition as its a fall afternoon as Brad and Megan are sitting outside alone for the moment as the kids start to pile out of the house. Lacey is now eighteen, Lilly at seventeen, Sarah and Jennifer at sixteen and finally, Ryan and Kaylee at fifteen. Lacey and Lilly look like their birth mothers while the twin girls both look like Megan at that age although Sarah has her hair dyed blonde to tell them apart. Ryan looks like Brad and Kaylee also looks like Megan. Good for all the girls that they look like their mothers. While Brad isn't the greatest looking of guys, he sure scored hot trim. All of them sit around their parents in the yard as they enjoy the nice day.
What a great Saturday to sit around, talk about what's going on. Now I know you kids aren't a fan of this but since you're all so busy, your mother and I hardly get a chance to sit all of you down just to talk for more then five minutes. So as usual, we'll start with Lacey and work our way down the age chain.
Remember though, if anyone has had sex, don't mention it. Your father will track him down. Still don't get why its okay for Ryan to date girls and yet you flip out over the girls finding a boy.
I'll explain it later. So Lace, what's going on in your world?
Lacey inhales as her mid length black hair moves in the wind.
I've been having a hard time in my math class so far this year. I somehow got signed up in a pre-calculus class instead of advanced algebra so I dunno how I'm going to get that finished out.
I was good in math, I'll help you.
Thanks. Otherwise nothing else has really changed. You know I'm trying to focus on my grades this year so I can get into a pretty decent college. I don't wanna be like my real mother and become a fuckin' whore. She was just like this too wasn't she dad?
Brad nods his head.
Yeah. Lucy had money like this but never tried to do anything. So I'm glad to see you're gonna be above what she was. And watch the mouth.
Sorry. But I applied to some good schools though. Nothing huge but good enough for a great education.
Well that's good honey. I'm happy.
Lacey forms a smile as everyone turns their attention to Lilly now.
As you know, I've been busy with being class president. We organized a dance for next Friday night after the football game. We went with a Hollywood theme so I hope that gets over pretty well. All my classes are going fine. I love history. I'm probably going to major in it when I get to college in a couple of years. Maybe get a teaching degree to go with it too.
Oh, gonna be like me?
Yep. It just sounds so rewarding letting kids know about the past. So maybe I'll stay a twenty seven year old virgin and hold out for a pro wrestler to take me off of my feet too.
Everyone starts to laugh, more so with Megan.
Well at least stay a virgin, please.
Don't worry daddy! But hey, you took my real mom's at seventeen so...
Doesn't make it anymore right. But if I never would've done that, I don't think the chain of events that lead all of us here would've happened. So its all a crapshoot. You know its not that I don't care if you kids have sex. I just want it to be with someone you really love, using protection and you won't regret it later.
Still, I don't plan on it for a while.
Now the focus shifts onto Sarah who has a huge grin on her face.
I love cheerleading! Like oh my god, its so much fun. Becky and I are co-head cheerleaders and I'm only a sophmore! She's a senior too so I think I'm pretty good at this thing. School is going good too otherwise. I hate my english teacher with a passion. She is such a you know what. Still, I'm trying my best.
Mind explaining why she's a you know what?'
She treats us like we're in first grade or something. I hate it so much but I can't let it effect me.
Good, that's what we like to hear.
From Sarah to Jennifer we go.
I have nothing new to say. My life is just as boring and depressing as it always is...
Don't say that Jen. What's wrong?
Jennifer is trying not to cry.
Will dumped me because I didn't put out.
...I'm gonna kill that motherfucker...
Brad, no. We talked about this. You can't control if they get their hearts broke. I'm so sorry honey.
I thought he loved me...
Brad sighs, not liking to see his daughter like this.
Honey, guys will do anything to get into your pants okay. This jerk off wasn't the guy for you anyways. He was kinda funny lookin' and he acted weird. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Jennifer starts to laugh as her tears dry up.
You're right daddy. He was a jerk anyways.
She crawls a bit to kiss her father on the cheek before hugging him, happy and thankful for his words.
Alright Kaylee, you're up next.
As you know, I've been playing volleyball this year. We suck pretty badly but we have fun. School is going great. Having the most fun in biology right now. And uh... I dunno how to say this exactly...
Everyone looks at Kaylee as she almost sighs before inhaling.
I think... I think I might be lesbian. When I'm in the locker room after a game or after practice and I see my teammates getting naked and hitting the showers, I just start to feel weak at the knees. I nearly passed out one day because I felt something down there. I'm just so confused...
Well honey, we aren't going to judge you. If you feel like you like girls then that's the way you were supposed to be.
Your mother is right Kaylee. But do you think about boys at all?
No.
That's fine. We're still gonna love you. Just like everyone in this family is gonna love you. Don't you ever let people think you're a basket case and this might just be a passing thing before you find yourself liking boys too. I mean your mother here used to be into girls too.
All the kids look shocked.
Really mom?
Yep. So look at me honey, I still find myself attracted to other women but I'm in love with this man. Just keep being you.
Kaylee nods her head as the weight of the world has been lifted off of her shoulders. Now its time for Ryan to let people know what's been going on.
Coach said I'm starting next week.
Already?!
The top two got hurt recently so I get my shot.
Get the job done Ryan. Just like we talked about. Get in there, do your job and act respectful.
My hide still hurts after that last JV game where you caught me celebrating a touchdown. But this is varisty next week, I'm pumped!
A huge smile is on Ryan's face as all his sisters look really happy for him, starting on the varsity squad despite being a sophmore.
Wow Ryan, if you do a good job, you might to get start on varsity quarterback all year and probably the rest of high school.
No joke little brother. Do us proud.
I'll be there cheering for you!
Let's go bro!
I wish I could go but we got a game that night too...
I'm sure mom will tape your game and dad will tape mine so we can watch them.
Everyone is all smiles as they stand up. They just stay there, happy in one another's company.
So I should tell you what your mother and I did this week. We're not spending Christmas here this year. Instead, we're all going to Hawaii.
Cheers and hollers from the kids as they look excited.
Everyone is gonna be there too. Your Uncle Mike, Aunt River, Xander, Aunt Freya, Uncle Joe, Emily, Steven and Samantha. The entire Kane family.
So before we head inside for dinner, anyone got anything else they'd like to say?
Lacey steps forward as she starts to cry.
I don't know how to tell you this but uh... I figure since we're outside, you can't murder me but uh... I'm... I'm pregnant!
Brad falls over as Megan's mouth opens before all the kids, including Lacey start to laugh. Crying on command is such a gift.
I told you that'd get to 'em.
Megan is trying not to laugh as Brad is on the ground, passed out.
Oh my, help your father up. This was too cruel this time. When he comes to, he's gonna be pissed.
I think he'll find the humor in it.
You should tell him you're pregnant mom!
Megan's smile suddenly disappears as everyone gasps!
I thought he got his stuff all tied up!
Well... it must've come back together. Its possible so...
Brad is back on his feet, seeing everyone's serious faces.
Alright Lacey, you tell me who this son of a bitch is..
I was kidding dad.
He glares at Lacey, trying not to kill her. Megan nuzzles up to him.
Don't kill me but I'm pregnant.
Brad tries to laugh it off but for some reason, he knows she's not lying.
Oh...
Megan winks at everyone, letting them know she fooled everyone.
Kidding!
Everyone starts to laugh again as Brad looks to hate being the butt of everyone's jokes. It doesn't bother him though, knowing that its all done out of love.
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He wakes up backstage at the WCF Arena, yawning before walking out of the locker room, going about the rest of the day before the show.[/center]
