Post by chino on Feb 6, 2009 12:09:31 GMT -5
As I sit in my chair alone in my locker room, my boots laced up, my attire properly fit to my body I look down at the piece of paper stating my match Shaun Wilson vs Frosty the Snowman vs Chino vs Ryan Daniels. I smirk and begin to speak with a disgruntled tone
"Two men have stolen my spot in the "King of The Deathmatch" tournament. Some say Oh well Chino, sober up and then you would of seen it on time. I say FUCK YOU! Some say, eh Chino your washed up, you couldn't handle a deathmatch right now anyway. A lot more would even go as far as saying Chino you can't possibly compete in any one of those types of matches. Light tubes? Nail beds? Staples? I tell them, who does WCF think they are? UWF?! The King of the Deathmatch tournament looks like a weekly card in my old stomping grounds. If anyone deserves to be there on Friday the 13th it would be me, The extreme icon, the hardcore legend. The original king of the deathmatch!
Instead, I face a fuckin poser dressed up as a snowman?! Seth Lerch what the hell have you done with yourself? Not only have you degraded one of the greatest hardcore wrestlers in the history of wrestling, you have went above and beyond. Booking me against "Frosty the Snowman" Ok So Shaun Wilson and Ryan Daniels will try to win because they want to win their debut match, but they wanna make sure they don't hurt their little hollywood pretty boy images before the deathmatch tournament.
Seth, Frosty? A guy in a Snowman outfit. Who confuses me with Al Pacino?! Better yet Scarface. Should I be afraid that this guy is going to "Melt" under pressure?! Frosty are you a pedaphile? You love being around little kids. Having them place carrots on your face, buttons on your chest. Where else do you want kids to place things? You sick perv!
You know it's really upsetting to know that my return match with WCF is against a freakin guy dressed up as a snow man. Seth, we need to talk! I didn't sign up for this at all! You begged and begged Chino to return, I avoided your calls for what two? Three weeks? Yet I finally gave in thinking hmmm, Maybe I'll face an old friend? Logan? Torture? Reckless Jack? Hell even Creeping Death who is now Corey Black who will soon reveal himself as a tranny named Yolonda.
No Seth, you book me in my return bout with three rookies making a debut to WCF? Why don't next week you sign someone who dresses like the ginger bread man and we book him in a match against me in a scaffold match with a twist! Below us will be a pool of milk, and a bunch of hungry children. No we can't do that then Frosty will be around looking to hunt them down. Oh well. I guess I'm going to have to show why I should be booked in better matches. Maybe Shaun Wilson or Ryan Daniels won't make it to Friday the 13th and I'll take their spot. Or even Spots! Beware. The Lost Soul is back!
I look deep into the camera and put on a pair on sunglasses, I lean back in my chair and laugh demonically
"Two men have stolen my spot in the "King of The Deathmatch" tournament. Some say Oh well Chino, sober up and then you would of seen it on time. I say FUCK YOU! Some say, eh Chino your washed up, you couldn't handle a deathmatch right now anyway. A lot more would even go as far as saying Chino you can't possibly compete in any one of those types of matches. Light tubes? Nail beds? Staples? I tell them, who does WCF think they are? UWF?! The King of the Deathmatch tournament looks like a weekly card in my old stomping grounds. If anyone deserves to be there on Friday the 13th it would be me, The extreme icon, the hardcore legend. The original king of the deathmatch!
Instead, I face a fuckin poser dressed up as a snowman?! Seth Lerch what the hell have you done with yourself? Not only have you degraded one of the greatest hardcore wrestlers in the history of wrestling, you have went above and beyond. Booking me against "Frosty the Snowman" Ok So Shaun Wilson and Ryan Daniels will try to win because they want to win their debut match, but they wanna make sure they don't hurt their little hollywood pretty boy images before the deathmatch tournament.
Seth, Frosty? A guy in a Snowman outfit. Who confuses me with Al Pacino?! Better yet Scarface. Should I be afraid that this guy is going to "Melt" under pressure?! Frosty are you a pedaphile? You love being around little kids. Having them place carrots on your face, buttons on your chest. Where else do you want kids to place things? You sick perv!
You know it's really upsetting to know that my return match with WCF is against a freakin guy dressed up as a snow man. Seth, we need to talk! I didn't sign up for this at all! You begged and begged Chino to return, I avoided your calls for what two? Three weeks? Yet I finally gave in thinking hmmm, Maybe I'll face an old friend? Logan? Torture? Reckless Jack? Hell even Creeping Death who is now Corey Black who will soon reveal himself as a tranny named Yolonda.
No Seth, you book me in my return bout with three rookies making a debut to WCF? Why don't next week you sign someone who dresses like the ginger bread man and we book him in a match against me in a scaffold match with a twist! Below us will be a pool of milk, and a bunch of hungry children. No we can't do that then Frosty will be around looking to hunt them down. Oh well. I guess I'm going to have to show why I should be booked in better matches. Maybe Shaun Wilson or Ryan Daniels won't make it to Friday the 13th and I'll take their spot. Or even Spots! Beware. The Lost Soul is back!
I look deep into the camera and put on a pair on sunglasses, I lean back in my chair and laugh demonically
