Post by Frosty the Snowman on Feb 4, 2009 3:38:50 GMT -5
How generic is this? Frosty has shown up to one of the WCF's House Shows unexpectedly. He casually strolls through the backstage area as people stop, stare and gawk at this weird ass guy wearing a snowman costume. His plastic, stuffed costumed head keeps that permanent smile on as he looks over and nods at each person he walks by. In his hand is a big blue Ice Chest, which matches the red and blue scarf which is around his neck.
A big corncob pipe is stuffed into the small hole in the mouth and it must be real, because actual smoke is billowing out of the corncob pipe. A muffled humming can be heard coming from inside the costume as Frosty walks all the way through the backstage area and towards the giant black curtain that separates himself from the inner arena, where the fans have just finished watching a pair of WCF tryout matches.
The lights fade out and the arena goes dark as a blue haze covers the arena. Then snowflakes fall from the ceiling. The lights fade up just a little bit to show even larger amounts of snow. The air conditioning kicks into high gear, freezing the fans in the arena with cold, arctic blastts of frigid air. It continues to blow on the fans as the shaved ice particles fall from the rafters and land all around the fans, inside the ring and everywhere else in the huge arena. Then a jolly laugh can be heard as a familiar theme begins to play.
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic
in that old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.
Frosty the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run
and we'll have some fun
now before I melt away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there
all around the square
saying "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.
Then through the dimly lit arena, a dark silhouette can be seen at the top of the entrance ramp. No one can fully see who this person is until the lights kick back up and reveal..... a man in a snowman costume. The snowman walks down the aisle, holding miniature Frosty action figures in his arms and throwing them into the crowd. The snow continues to fall all around him and the air conditioning kicks into maximum mode and blows the frozen particles of shaved ice all around the arena like a blizzard as Frosty now tries to slide into the ring. Unfortunately, the snowman costume is so bulky that be almost gets stuck, but he manages to get under the bottom rope.
The fans all laugh, while some of the older, jaded teenagers boo and jeer the snowman, seeing him as a mere marketing tool. Frosty enters the ring and grabs a microphone, shouting in a muffled voice through the snowman head mask: HAVE A FROSTY DAY! as the fans erupt into huge cheers for their Snowman pal. The round head part of the costume doesn't even move as he spoke the muffled catchphrase.
The air conditioning kicks back into a normal mode, the ice particles of snow stop falling from the arena and the Frosty the Snowman theme stops playing as Frosty hands the microphone off, and stares at the camera with that plastic smile on his face. The full head mask of the costume doesn't blink and doesn't even move, so the smile is permanent on that face as Frosty just stands there and enjoys the cheers from the fans.
Frosty does a small little dance in the ring before he opens the blue ice chest and reaches his hand inside. He pulls out a handful of snowballs and he begins to toss them into the crowd. They all cheer as he flings snowball after snowball into the crowd. He even winds up and flings a snowball straight at the camera... but the man behind the camera wisely ducks, causing the view to shift towards the ground for a moment before it is adjusted once more.
Frosty now grabs the microphone back again and raises it up to his plastic smile of a mouth and speaks through a muffled voice coming from inside the costume.
Frosty the Snowman: Hi everyone! I'm your good pal, Frosty and I'm out here to give you all a treat. You see, I've been watching the WCF for some time now, and I'll admit that I might not be one of the biggest stars... but I am the star who loves meeting every single fan!
The cheap pop worked, because the fans all cheer and chant for Frosty as he does another little stupid dance in the ring.
Frosty the Snowman: But now it's time to get serious. You see, this coming week, I am scheduled to face off against three other opponents in a deadly, dangerous match known as: A FATAL FOUR WAY! And this isn't the Good kind of four way... oh no... this is the bad kind.. where people get hurt and you can even lose a match without even being pinned! It's horrible I tell you... HOOORRRRIIIBBBLLLLEEE!!!!
Frosty shivers and shudders visibly on the outside of the costume. He now composes himself... because thankfully.. no one can see the tears of fear that welled up in his eyes at the mention of the Fatal Four Way.
Frosty the Snowman: I have to fight Shaun Wilson... who I hear has been a pretty good. After all... it must have really been a struggle to lose all of that weight with that rubber-band around the stomach surgery. ...... Ohhh.... my bad.. I was thinking about Carnie Wilson. Well.. whoever this Shaun Wilson is, he's probably a good guy too.
Frosty shrugs his shoulders as he reaches down and picks up a small WCF Promotional Flyer with the match listings on it. He then sees the names of the rest of his opponents written on it.
Frosty the Snowman: Chino.. I know I've heard this name before. Isn't he an actor that was in The Godfather and Scent of a Woman? It will be a true honor to step into the ring with Mr. Chino. He's been a true inspiration to me, especially when I watch Scarface. He was awesome as Tony Montana... so for the WCF to honor me by having Mr. Chino in a match with me... well... I am beyond stoked! It's gonna be super frosterific!
Frosty now suddenly throws his arms into the air in a victory pose Rocky-style, and in a very cheesy moment... pauses... hoping that the camera operators will use this moment as a nice breakaway to a commercial... but they don't... because they were hired at minimum wage. Yeah.. needless to say, the WCF Owner is a real cheap bastard.
Frosty stops the cheesy pose and lowers his arms. (plus his arms were getting tired). He now shrugs his massively padded and stuffed shoulders.
Frosty the Snowman: Lastly I have to meet up against Ryan Daniels. Now I'm secretly hoping he's related to Jack Daniels, because I hate having to pay for liquor. But with that said, he probably isn't... so I'll just assume not. Ryan I haven't seen much of, except for a little clip here and there... and it's a bit troubling. He seems to enjoy being a bad guy, and I don't like bad guys at all. He blatantly cheats sometimes, and he even says curse words! CURSE WORDS!! No one says curse words in front of MY fans. I'll teach him a lesson the hard way... by throwing snowballs at him when he walks to the ring!
Frosty smiles as he now begins to throw a few more snowballs at some of the fans. Before long, his snowball supply has dwindled down to nothing and now he's forced to stop. Naturally, Frosty kicks the ice chest in frustration.
Frosty the Snowman: Well.. now I'm bored. So all of you people here tonight be sure to tune in this coming week as your favorite friend Frosty fights three other guys in a match that will be the greatest in the history of the world. But it probably won't. Thank you very much for coming... The End!
Frosty now drops the microphone and waves to the fans as he now weebles and wobbles out of the ring. He walks up the ramp with that same smile on his face, taking time to slap the hands of the fans stretching theirs out... and to pose momentarily for fans to take photos with their digital cameras and cell phones. He walks up the ramp and through the black curtain as the camera now fades out to snow.
A big corncob pipe is stuffed into the small hole in the mouth and it must be real, because actual smoke is billowing out of the corncob pipe. A muffled humming can be heard coming from inside the costume as Frosty walks all the way through the backstage area and towards the giant black curtain that separates himself from the inner arena, where the fans have just finished watching a pair of WCF tryout matches.
The lights fade out and the arena goes dark as a blue haze covers the arena. Then snowflakes fall from the ceiling. The lights fade up just a little bit to show even larger amounts of snow. The air conditioning kicks into high gear, freezing the fans in the arena with cold, arctic blastts of frigid air. It continues to blow on the fans as the shaved ice particles fall from the rafters and land all around the fans, inside the ring and everywhere else in the huge arena. Then a jolly laugh can be heard as a familiar theme begins to play.
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic
in that old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.
Frosty the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run
and we'll have some fun
now before I melt away."
Down to the village,
with a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there
all around the square
saying "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.
Then through the dimly lit arena, a dark silhouette can be seen at the top of the entrance ramp. No one can fully see who this person is until the lights kick back up and reveal..... a man in a snowman costume. The snowman walks down the aisle, holding miniature Frosty action figures in his arms and throwing them into the crowd. The snow continues to fall all around him and the air conditioning kicks into maximum mode and blows the frozen particles of shaved ice all around the arena like a blizzard as Frosty now tries to slide into the ring. Unfortunately, the snowman costume is so bulky that be almost gets stuck, but he manages to get under the bottom rope.
The fans all laugh, while some of the older, jaded teenagers boo and jeer the snowman, seeing him as a mere marketing tool. Frosty enters the ring and grabs a microphone, shouting in a muffled voice through the snowman head mask: HAVE A FROSTY DAY! as the fans erupt into huge cheers for their Snowman pal. The round head part of the costume doesn't even move as he spoke the muffled catchphrase.
The air conditioning kicks back into a normal mode, the ice particles of snow stop falling from the arena and the Frosty the Snowman theme stops playing as Frosty hands the microphone off, and stares at the camera with that plastic smile on his face. The full head mask of the costume doesn't blink and doesn't even move, so the smile is permanent on that face as Frosty just stands there and enjoys the cheers from the fans.
Frosty does a small little dance in the ring before he opens the blue ice chest and reaches his hand inside. He pulls out a handful of snowballs and he begins to toss them into the crowd. They all cheer as he flings snowball after snowball into the crowd. He even winds up and flings a snowball straight at the camera... but the man behind the camera wisely ducks, causing the view to shift towards the ground for a moment before it is adjusted once more.
Frosty now grabs the microphone back again and raises it up to his plastic smile of a mouth and speaks through a muffled voice coming from inside the costume.
Frosty the Snowman: Hi everyone! I'm your good pal, Frosty and I'm out here to give you all a treat. You see, I've been watching the WCF for some time now, and I'll admit that I might not be one of the biggest stars... but I am the star who loves meeting every single fan!
The cheap pop worked, because the fans all cheer and chant for Frosty as he does another little stupid dance in the ring.
Frosty the Snowman: But now it's time to get serious. You see, this coming week, I am scheduled to face off against three other opponents in a deadly, dangerous match known as: A FATAL FOUR WAY! And this isn't the Good kind of four way... oh no... this is the bad kind.. where people get hurt and you can even lose a match without even being pinned! It's horrible I tell you... HOOORRRRIIIBBBLLLLEEE!!!!
Frosty shivers and shudders visibly on the outside of the costume. He now composes himself... because thankfully.. no one can see the tears of fear that welled up in his eyes at the mention of the Fatal Four Way.
Frosty the Snowman: I have to fight Shaun Wilson... who I hear has been a pretty good. After all... it must have really been a struggle to lose all of that weight with that rubber-band around the stomach surgery. ...... Ohhh.... my bad.. I was thinking about Carnie Wilson. Well.. whoever this Shaun Wilson is, he's probably a good guy too.
Frosty shrugs his shoulders as he reaches down and picks up a small WCF Promotional Flyer with the match listings on it. He then sees the names of the rest of his opponents written on it.
Frosty the Snowman: Chino.. I know I've heard this name before. Isn't he an actor that was in The Godfather and Scent of a Woman? It will be a true honor to step into the ring with Mr. Chino. He's been a true inspiration to me, especially when I watch Scarface. He was awesome as Tony Montana... so for the WCF to honor me by having Mr. Chino in a match with me... well... I am beyond stoked! It's gonna be super frosterific!
Frosty now suddenly throws his arms into the air in a victory pose Rocky-style, and in a very cheesy moment... pauses... hoping that the camera operators will use this moment as a nice breakaway to a commercial... but they don't... because they were hired at minimum wage. Yeah.. needless to say, the WCF Owner is a real cheap bastard.
Frosty stops the cheesy pose and lowers his arms. (plus his arms were getting tired). He now shrugs his massively padded and stuffed shoulders.
Frosty the Snowman: Lastly I have to meet up against Ryan Daniels. Now I'm secretly hoping he's related to Jack Daniels, because I hate having to pay for liquor. But with that said, he probably isn't... so I'll just assume not. Ryan I haven't seen much of, except for a little clip here and there... and it's a bit troubling. He seems to enjoy being a bad guy, and I don't like bad guys at all. He blatantly cheats sometimes, and he even says curse words! CURSE WORDS!! No one says curse words in front of MY fans. I'll teach him a lesson the hard way... by throwing snowballs at him when he walks to the ring!
Frosty smiles as he now begins to throw a few more snowballs at some of the fans. Before long, his snowball supply has dwindled down to nothing and now he's forced to stop. Naturally, Frosty kicks the ice chest in frustration.
Frosty the Snowman: Well.. now I'm bored. So all of you people here tonight be sure to tune in this coming week as your favorite friend Frosty fights three other guys in a match that will be the greatest in the history of the world. But it probably won't. Thank you very much for coming... The End!
Frosty now drops the microphone and waves to the fans as he now weebles and wobbles out of the ring. He walks up the ramp with that same smile on his face, taking time to slap the hands of the fans stretching theirs out... and to pose momentarily for fans to take photos with their digital cameras and cell phones. He walks up the ramp and through the black curtain as the camera now fades out to snow.
