Post by Thunder on Feb 2, 2009 17:58:00 GMT -5
We need to talk.
Look, I know you’re probably busy and all that. I am too. This narrating gig gets pretty hectic, let me tell you. You wouldn’t believe how much stuff I have to narrate. It’s pretty absurd, really. Just last week I had to—
Wait. You probably don’t care about that. In fact, you’re probably to busy to hear it.
See what I did there? I tied in the idea of being too busy again. That’s what a good narrator does. Some people just—
Sorry about that. I keep forgetting that you’re busy so I can’t keep yammering on about this that and the other thing.
Although it is awfully convenient that the whole busy thing keeps popping up. It’s kind a motif thing, you know? And I’ve got to admit that I did kind of plan it that way. See, when I prepare for my narration, I do try to work out a general theme, in this the theme being “busy.” So, I then touch on said theme several times so it all ties in nicely to—
Please pardon the interruption. The previous narrator has been fired for being extremely boring and never making any point whatsoever. As the new narrator is my job to talk to talk to you about this “wrestling match” thing going on.
Can’t say I know too much about the subject myself. Never really been a fanatic or “fan” if you will, so I don’t even know who this Thunder fellow or Mr. Brad Kane are.
But I have been informed to tell you that this Thunder character is apparently going to win the United States Championship in their next encounter.
Now I can’t say for sure if this claim is valid at all, so I suppose when you get down to it you’ll just have to—[/i]
That other dude’s been fired too. Why? Because he was even more boring than the first guy.
So at this point I’ve got to save this steaming piece of shit.
So yeah, Thunder’s going to win.
Any better now?
Eh, I didn’t think so.
Here’s an lolcat picture to cheer you up.
The end.[/b]
Look, I know you’re probably busy and all that. I am too. This narrating gig gets pretty hectic, let me tell you. You wouldn’t believe how much stuff I have to narrate. It’s pretty absurd, really. Just last week I had to—
Wait. You probably don’t care about that. In fact, you’re probably to busy to hear it.
See what I did there? I tied in the idea of being too busy again. That’s what a good narrator does. Some people just—
Sorry about that. I keep forgetting that you’re busy so I can’t keep yammering on about this that and the other thing.
Although it is awfully convenient that the whole busy thing keeps popping up. It’s kind a motif thing, you know? And I’ve got to admit that I did kind of plan it that way. See, when I prepare for my narration, I do try to work out a general theme, in this the theme being “busy.” So, I then touch on said theme several times so it all ties in nicely to—
Please pardon the interruption. The previous narrator has been fired for being extremely boring and never making any point whatsoever. As the new narrator is my job to talk to talk to you about this “wrestling match” thing going on.
Can’t say I know too much about the subject myself. Never really been a fanatic or “fan” if you will, so I don’t even know who this Thunder fellow or Mr. Brad Kane are.
But I have been informed to tell you that this Thunder character is apparently going to win the United States Championship in their next encounter.
Now I can’t say for sure if this claim is valid at all, so I suppose when you get down to it you’ll just have to—[/i]
That other dude’s been fired too. Why? Because he was even more boring than the first guy.
So at this point I’ve got to save this steaming piece of shit.
So yeah, Thunder’s going to win.
Any better now?
Eh, I didn’t think so.
Here’s an lolcat picture to cheer you up.
The end.[/b]
