Post by Davey Boone on Feb 2, 2009 0:53:51 GMT -5
Davey Boone is seen standing in a zoo in the territory of NEW GUINEA! He’s wearing a Indiana Jones hat and outfit to boot. He’s even got his own lasso! There is a man in front of him carrying a long metal rod with him as they are walking into a pit of some kind. We see several crocodiles surrounding them with men standing at the ledge of the pit with harpoons aimed at the creatures.
Davey Boone I figured that in order for me to prepare for this upcoming match, that I should come to this territory and wrestle me a one of these crocodiles!
Man Well, not really sure as to why you felt the need to come here. And these are called Crocodylus porosus, saltwater crocodiles. They are mean as can be, who did you say you were facing again?
Davey Boone The prince of New Guinea, Jimmy Dean and I am sorry of that offends you that I am facing him.
The man thinks for a moment and is confused a bit.
Man I do not believe I have ever heard of him before in my life. And he is not the prince of New Guinea!
Davey Boone What? Well, never mind then, I still have to face this guy tomorrow night and this will prepare me for it. So, how big of one will I be facing?
Man These things can get up to about seven meters long, but you will have a baby one that’s only two and a half meters long.
“Just what in the hell am I doing? I am facing this joke loser tomorrow night and here I am in this third world country wrestling crocodiles! I mean, crocodylus porosus and this is not going to help me a damn bit. I have got to get out of here and refocus. I face a guy dressed up like a doll who enjoys rhyming. It makes me feel like I am facing a baby that enjoys a good lullaby, boring us all to sleep with his pointless dribble. One thing is very clear, I may not let this guy walk out of here tomorrow night. Either way, he will have more things to worry about than just a man who was honored a championship belt a long time ago. If he could just look at the history of the WCF, I highly doubt he would want to mess with any of us who have held titles! Anyways, I am getting the hell out of here!”
Man Here you go, here is a bugger!
Davey Boone Uhhh, what?
The man pulls the small crocodile closer to them as it snaps at Boone who slings the lasso up and wraps the end around the edge of the pit and pulls himself up and flips over the ledge onto the walkway. Medics are seen running to his aid, but for some reason Davey Boone kicks them out of the way as if he’s really Indiana Jones! He runs into the building and jumps down a flight of stairs. Chuck is standing at the end of the stairs in disbelief as Boone opens up the door and stops.
Chuck Watson What in the name of Rosie O’Donnell are you doing? The exit to the pit was RIGHT BEHIND YOU! You always have to make sure the spotlight is on you, don’t you? You just got to make a big scene no matter what you do or where you go. Can’t seem to do the simple thing and just walk out?
Davey Boone Hey, I am Mr. Excitement…this is just how I have always been and if you do not like it then leave!
Chuck Watson Listen, I have to go and talk to your step-brother tomorrow night. And I am suppose to meet with your cousin later on, so you need to straighten up your act and fly right if you are going to impress those guys and get them to actually want to claim they are RELATED TO YOU!!! Geezus dude, are you mental or something? I feel like you are Lloyd Christmas dressed up as Indiana Jones or something, get a grip. Yeah, you face a loser in Jimmy Dean tomorrow night but you can’t forget about the Dark Side! Gravedigger understands that we are trying to help out Seth Lerch, and he’s going to do everything in his power to take you down so he can continue his destruction of the WCF. You have to be on you’re ‘A’ game, so SNAP OUT OF IT!
Chuck slaps Boone across the face who just smiles.
Davey Boone You are right, I will not take anyone lightly ever again. Come on, let’s get out of this place. I am starting to get the creeps. Tomorrow night, Jimmy Dean hits a major road block in his goal of facing this former “champion” as he likes to talk about and will be de-railed by ME! Jimmy, you are no longer “Prince” Jimmy Dean. You are now Jimmy Jack Dean, the janitor of the WCF and that’s where you will stay from all of eternity! See you tomorrow night, let’s get out of here!
The scene fades as the man along with several members of security come chasing after Boone and Watson.
Davey Boone I figured that in order for me to prepare for this upcoming match, that I should come to this territory and wrestle me a one of these crocodiles!
Man Well, not really sure as to why you felt the need to come here. And these are called Crocodylus porosus, saltwater crocodiles. They are mean as can be, who did you say you were facing again?
Davey Boone The prince of New Guinea, Jimmy Dean and I am sorry of that offends you that I am facing him.
The man thinks for a moment and is confused a bit.
Man I do not believe I have ever heard of him before in my life. And he is not the prince of New Guinea!
Davey Boone What? Well, never mind then, I still have to face this guy tomorrow night and this will prepare me for it. So, how big of one will I be facing?
Man These things can get up to about seven meters long, but you will have a baby one that’s only two and a half meters long.
“Just what in the hell am I doing? I am facing this joke loser tomorrow night and here I am in this third world country wrestling crocodiles! I mean, crocodylus porosus and this is not going to help me a damn bit. I have got to get out of here and refocus. I face a guy dressed up like a doll who enjoys rhyming. It makes me feel like I am facing a baby that enjoys a good lullaby, boring us all to sleep with his pointless dribble. One thing is very clear, I may not let this guy walk out of here tomorrow night. Either way, he will have more things to worry about than just a man who was honored a championship belt a long time ago. If he could just look at the history of the WCF, I highly doubt he would want to mess with any of us who have held titles! Anyways, I am getting the hell out of here!”
Man Here you go, here is a bugger!
Davey Boone Uhhh, what?
The man pulls the small crocodile closer to them as it snaps at Boone who slings the lasso up and wraps the end around the edge of the pit and pulls himself up and flips over the ledge onto the walkway. Medics are seen running to his aid, but for some reason Davey Boone kicks them out of the way as if he’s really Indiana Jones! He runs into the building and jumps down a flight of stairs. Chuck is standing at the end of the stairs in disbelief as Boone opens up the door and stops.
Chuck Watson What in the name of Rosie O’Donnell are you doing? The exit to the pit was RIGHT BEHIND YOU! You always have to make sure the spotlight is on you, don’t you? You just got to make a big scene no matter what you do or where you go. Can’t seem to do the simple thing and just walk out?
Davey Boone Hey, I am Mr. Excitement…this is just how I have always been and if you do not like it then leave!
Chuck Watson Listen, I have to go and talk to your step-brother tomorrow night. And I am suppose to meet with your cousin later on, so you need to straighten up your act and fly right if you are going to impress those guys and get them to actually want to claim they are RELATED TO YOU!!! Geezus dude, are you mental or something? I feel like you are Lloyd Christmas dressed up as Indiana Jones or something, get a grip. Yeah, you face a loser in Jimmy Dean tomorrow night but you can’t forget about the Dark Side! Gravedigger understands that we are trying to help out Seth Lerch, and he’s going to do everything in his power to take you down so he can continue his destruction of the WCF. You have to be on you’re ‘A’ game, so SNAP OUT OF IT!
Chuck slaps Boone across the face who just smiles.
Davey Boone You are right, I will not take anyone lightly ever again. Come on, let’s get out of this place. I am starting to get the creeps. Tomorrow night, Jimmy Dean hits a major road block in his goal of facing this former “champion” as he likes to talk about and will be de-railed by ME! Jimmy, you are no longer “Prince” Jimmy Dean. You are now Jimmy Jack Dean, the janitor of the WCF and that’s where you will stay from all of eternity! See you tomorrow night, let’s get out of here!
The scene fades as the man along with several members of security come chasing after Boone and Watson.
