Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2009 18:46:20 GMT -5
I have climbed the highest mountain, and I ate the biggest meal.
Can Davey Boone do any of that? Did you per-chance, take the Mushroom Shortcut? You see, I am merely immortal in a world full of want to be heroes, and half ass fighters.
I solved the hardest puzzle, and read the most boring book in all of land.
You want to save the Wrestling Championship Federation? From what? Evil-doers and dragons? If you're wanting to save the Wrestling Championship Federation, then for this week, and this week only, you and I must collide like two oddly shaped thighs that belong to a fat woman while she does aerobics inside a small, smelly gym.
I'm here for one reason. That reason is to defeat the 'One and Only'. I don't care if I win or lose in other bouts. I have done all that I have done just to say I have done what I have done. You are white board with no writing. Empty and careless. You, Davey Boone are a nobody.
I swam the deepest ocean. I walked the longest path.
I have held the hottest substance, raced the fastest animal, slayed the biggest dragon, and I am heir to all of Papua, New Guinea. I am here in the United States because of a man that was honored a Championship Belt a long time ago. I have trained and trained, and defeated and beaten the best. It is time for me to take control of the mainland. The United States of Wrestling Championship Federation.
The Prince grabs a Snickers bar and puts one bite into his watery mouth. He takes four bites and spits the chunk of chocolate out.
What the hell is this? This is not a muffin.
Can Davey Boone do any of that? Did you per-chance, take the Mushroom Shortcut? You see, I am merely immortal in a world full of want to be heroes, and half ass fighters.
I solved the hardest puzzle, and read the most boring book in all of land.
You want to save the Wrestling Championship Federation? From what? Evil-doers and dragons? If you're wanting to save the Wrestling Championship Federation, then for this week, and this week only, you and I must collide like two oddly shaped thighs that belong to a fat woman while she does aerobics inside a small, smelly gym.
I'm here for one reason. That reason is to defeat the 'One and Only'. I don't care if I win or lose in other bouts. I have done all that I have done just to say I have done what I have done. You are white board with no writing. Empty and careless. You, Davey Boone are a nobody.
I swam the deepest ocean. I walked the longest path.
I have held the hottest substance, raced the fastest animal, slayed the biggest dragon, and I am heir to all of Papua, New Guinea. I am here in the United States because of a man that was honored a Championship Belt a long time ago. I have trained and trained, and defeated and beaten the best. It is time for me to take control of the mainland. The United States of Wrestling Championship Federation.
The Prince grabs a Snickers bar and puts one bite into his watery mouth. He takes four bites and spits the chunk of chocolate out.
What the hell is this? This is not a muffin.
