Post by Rick Mad on Jan 28, 2009 12:09:06 GMT -5
On his crash course with the big time...
The scene opens up on an airplane. Rick Mad is seated near a window, but there are no other passengers on board. He's talking on his cell phone.
Rick Mad: Yeah, haha, you wouldn't believe it. I had my agent tell Gravedigger that the contract was for some guy named Ricardo Madito, and since Gravedigger's trying to bankrupt the company or whatever he's paying me this RIDICULOUS salary. I bought every seat in this goddamn airplane! So yeah, its just me.
Rick takes a sip of some champagne he has nearby. A stewardess walks past him and he slaps her ass. She looks back, offended but trying not to show it, and keeps walking.
Rick Mad: Heh, me and the stewardesses, anyway. But yeah man, Rebirth went great. I got to beat up that piece of crap Logan, but DAMN was that the biggest surprise in wrestling history. Like, no joke, I bet Vince Russo crapped his pants when he was watching. Yeah! No one knew it was me, NO ONE! And you should've heard the crowd when my music played. It was insane. And I bet all the WCF wrestlers in the back, they probably all panicked, like "Oh no, Rick Mad's here, he's going to beat us all up! I don't believe it!"
Rick takes another sip.
Rick Mad: Yeah, its lucky for everyone that my man Torture has the belt, otherwise I'd probably be gunning for the World Champion right now. Especially if Corey Black had won it. Did you see? That sucker actually thought I was out there to help him! I saw in his eyes, "YAY! RICK MAD IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!," haha, idiot. I think he almost started to cry emo tears when I kicked him and gave him the Mad DDT.
Rick notices his champagne is all gone.
Rick Mad: Hold on a sec.
Rick yells.
Rick Mad: HEY, STEWARDESS! Get your fine little ass back here with more champagne!
He gets back on the phone.
Rick Mad: Well man I gotta go, I'll talk to you later. I'll give you a call if me, Tort or Chris need anyone else down here. Peace.
Rick hangs up the phone as the waitress brings him more champagne. He has her pour it in his glass and makes an obvious attempt to look down her blouse as she does.
The scene opens up on an airplane. Rick Mad is seated near a window, but there are no other passengers on board. He's talking on his cell phone.
Rick Mad: Yeah, haha, you wouldn't believe it. I had my agent tell Gravedigger that the contract was for some guy named Ricardo Madito, and since Gravedigger's trying to bankrupt the company or whatever he's paying me this RIDICULOUS salary. I bought every seat in this goddamn airplane! So yeah, its just me.
Rick takes a sip of some champagne he has nearby. A stewardess walks past him and he slaps her ass. She looks back, offended but trying not to show it, and keeps walking.
Rick Mad: Heh, me and the stewardesses, anyway. But yeah man, Rebirth went great. I got to beat up that piece of crap Logan, but DAMN was that the biggest surprise in wrestling history. Like, no joke, I bet Vince Russo crapped his pants when he was watching. Yeah! No one knew it was me, NO ONE! And you should've heard the crowd when my music played. It was insane. And I bet all the WCF wrestlers in the back, they probably all panicked, like "Oh no, Rick Mad's here, he's going to beat us all up! I don't believe it!"
Rick takes another sip.
Rick Mad: Yeah, its lucky for everyone that my man Torture has the belt, otherwise I'd probably be gunning for the World Champion right now. Especially if Corey Black had won it. Did you see? That sucker actually thought I was out there to help him! I saw in his eyes, "YAY! RICK MAD IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!," haha, idiot. I think he almost started to cry emo tears when I kicked him and gave him the Mad DDT.
Rick notices his champagne is all gone.
Rick Mad: Hold on a sec.
Rick yells.
Rick Mad: HEY, STEWARDESS! Get your fine little ass back here with more champagne!
He gets back on the phone.
Rick Mad: Well man I gotta go, I'll talk to you later. I'll give you a call if me, Tort or Chris need anyone else down here. Peace.
Rick hangs up the phone as the waitress brings him more champagne. He has her pour it in his glass and makes an obvious attempt to look down her blouse as she does.
