Post by recklessjack on May 11, 2007 14:44:08 GMT -5
We open up in a hotel room where we just see Jay Williams sitting a chair with a blindfold on. There are candles lit all over the room and the whole bit. Looks like someone is gonna get lucky toooonight. Anyways, we see Amy Skye-Williams enter the room hardly wearing anything.
Amy Skye-Williams: Alright Jaylove, take off your blindfold.
He does as he is told. Once Jay opens his eyes, his jaw drops down to the floor.
Jay Williams: OH MY GOD!!!
Amy dances around him as he makes sure to follow her every move.
Jay Williams: What did I do to deserve this?
Amy stops and sits on his lap.
Amy Skye-Williams: For being such a good husband.
Jay Williams: YAY FOR ME!
Amy gets back off his lap and starts to remove her bra.
Jay Williams: Here comes the twins!!!
Right as the bra is unhooked, the door is opened as Reckless Jack enters the room with a large pizza and some beer. Amy quickly covers herself up as Jay has a look in his eye, perhaps wanting to kill Jack after his huge interruption.
Reckless Jack: Time fo some baseeeeeeballlllll!!!!
Jay stands up and shakes his head.
Jay Williams: Didn't you see the "Do Not Disturb" sign?
Reckless Jack thinks about it for a moment.
Reckless Jack: I thought that applied to everyone but me.
Jay Williams: Pretty sure it applied to you as well.
Reckless Jack: Well, I got beer?
Reckless Jack takes a can from the six pack and gives it to Jay. Jay nods as he pops it open and takes a drink. Reckless Jack does the same. They grab a couple of chairs and sit. Jay grabs the remote and turns it onto a ball game, doesn't really matter who is play as long as you have beer and pizza. Speaking of the pizza...
Jay Williams: What kind of pizza did you get?
Reckless Jack puts his beer down and claps his hands. He grabs the box and opens it... Meat Lovers!!!
Jay Williams: Oh snap, is that every kind of meat on there?
Reckless Jack: Except for steak.
Jay Williams: Still, looks awesome.
Reckless Jack: Then dig in boyeeee!
The two both grab a slice and start to eat. Amy comes out the bathroom fully clothed as she stomps towards the pizza eating duo. In fact, she stands right in front of the TV.
Reckless Jack: Uh, you realize you are blocking the TV?
Amy Skye-Williams: Oh shut the fuck up you asshole!
Jay starts to choke on his pizza as Amy looks extremely pissed off.
Amy Skye-Williams: You know, back in [edited for legal reasons], I thought you were just playing an asshole. But now that you spend every waking moment around us, I realize it wasn't your gimmick. You are the most obnoxious asshole that have ever lived. You come into this room without knocking, seeing me half naked, and now you are staying here drinking a beer and eating a pizza?! Don't you have a life of your own? Why don't you get outside and find yourself a woman so you don't have to be around me all the time. Seriously, if you got laid instead of jacking off every night, I'd be more apt to be nice to you. But no, you have to be a fucking dick to me and now it's my turn to make fun of you and call you nasty names!
Reckless Jack: I've never called you...
Amy Skye-Williams: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU COCKSUCKER! Now you listen to me and you listen good. If you don't give Jay and myself Saturday to enjoy, I swear to God I will find my biggest heel and shove it up your ass and hear you yell in pain and watch your ass bleed. Nothing would make me happier to see you in pain right now.
Reckless Jack: But... but...
Amy Skye-Williams: I AM NOT DONE YET! Right now, you get out of this hotel room. Take your pizza and beer with you and get the fuck out.
Reckless Jack rolls his eyes.
Amy Skye-Williams: DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME?!
Amy hauls her arm back and slaps Jack out of the chair. Jay is in total shock as Reckless Jack holds his face. He crawls out of the room as Amy kicks him in the ass. Jay starts to laugh at what just happened.
Amy Skye-Williams: What are you laughing at?
Jay Williams: I, uh, I...
Amy Skye-Williams: You get out too!
Jay stands up and leaves the room as Amy walks to the door and slams it shut. We are outside of the room as Jack and Jay hear the door lock.
Reckless Jack: You know, that furthers my point, she has to be pregnant.
Jay Williams: I think I am starting to agree with your assessment of the situation. Until you came into the room, she was gonna have sex with me and now she can't stand to look at me.
Reckless Jack: Aren't most women like that anyways?
Jay Williams: Ah fuck you.
Jack laughs as the two start to walk down the hallway.
Jay Williams: Sunday is getting closer man.
Reckless Jack: Yep, I knew this.
Jay Williams: Think we still got it?
Reckless Jack: Yep.
Jay Williams: Fair enough.
The duo continue to keep walking down the hallway until we cut the camera.
Amy Skye-Williams: Alright Jaylove, take off your blindfold.
He does as he is told. Once Jay opens his eyes, his jaw drops down to the floor.
Jay Williams: OH MY GOD!!!
Amy dances around him as he makes sure to follow her every move.
Jay Williams: What did I do to deserve this?
Amy stops and sits on his lap.
Amy Skye-Williams: For being such a good husband.
Jay Williams: YAY FOR ME!
Amy gets back off his lap and starts to remove her bra.
Jay Williams: Here comes the twins!!!
Right as the bra is unhooked, the door is opened as Reckless Jack enters the room with a large pizza and some beer. Amy quickly covers herself up as Jay has a look in his eye, perhaps wanting to kill Jack after his huge interruption.
Reckless Jack: Time fo some baseeeeeeballlllll!!!!
Jay stands up and shakes his head.
Jay Williams: Didn't you see the "Do Not Disturb" sign?
Reckless Jack thinks about it for a moment.
Reckless Jack: I thought that applied to everyone but me.
Jay Williams: Pretty sure it applied to you as well.
Reckless Jack: Well, I got beer?
Reckless Jack takes a can from the six pack and gives it to Jay. Jay nods as he pops it open and takes a drink. Reckless Jack does the same. They grab a couple of chairs and sit. Jay grabs the remote and turns it onto a ball game, doesn't really matter who is play as long as you have beer and pizza. Speaking of the pizza...
Jay Williams: What kind of pizza did you get?
Reckless Jack puts his beer down and claps his hands. He grabs the box and opens it... Meat Lovers!!!
Jay Williams: Oh snap, is that every kind of meat on there?
Reckless Jack: Except for steak.
Jay Williams: Still, looks awesome.
Reckless Jack: Then dig in boyeeee!
The two both grab a slice and start to eat. Amy comes out the bathroom fully clothed as she stomps towards the pizza eating duo. In fact, she stands right in front of the TV.
Reckless Jack: Uh, you realize you are blocking the TV?
Amy Skye-Williams: Oh shut the fuck up you asshole!
Jay starts to choke on his pizza as Amy looks extremely pissed off.
Amy Skye-Williams: You know, back in [edited for legal reasons], I thought you were just playing an asshole. But now that you spend every waking moment around us, I realize it wasn't your gimmick. You are the most obnoxious asshole that have ever lived. You come into this room without knocking, seeing me half naked, and now you are staying here drinking a beer and eating a pizza?! Don't you have a life of your own? Why don't you get outside and find yourself a woman so you don't have to be around me all the time. Seriously, if you got laid instead of jacking off every night, I'd be more apt to be nice to you. But no, you have to be a fucking dick to me and now it's my turn to make fun of you and call you nasty names!
Reckless Jack: I've never called you...
Amy Skye-Williams: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU COCKSUCKER! Now you listen to me and you listen good. If you don't give Jay and myself Saturday to enjoy, I swear to God I will find my biggest heel and shove it up your ass and hear you yell in pain and watch your ass bleed. Nothing would make me happier to see you in pain right now.
Reckless Jack: But... but...
Amy Skye-Williams: I AM NOT DONE YET! Right now, you get out of this hotel room. Take your pizza and beer with you and get the fuck out.
Reckless Jack rolls his eyes.
Amy Skye-Williams: DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME?!
Amy hauls her arm back and slaps Jack out of the chair. Jay is in total shock as Reckless Jack holds his face. He crawls out of the room as Amy kicks him in the ass. Jay starts to laugh at what just happened.
Amy Skye-Williams: What are you laughing at?
Jay Williams: I, uh, I...
Amy Skye-Williams: You get out too!
Jay stands up and leaves the room as Amy walks to the door and slams it shut. We are outside of the room as Jack and Jay hear the door lock.
Reckless Jack: You know, that furthers my point, she has to be pregnant.
Jay Williams: I think I am starting to agree with your assessment of the situation. Until you came into the room, she was gonna have sex with me and now she can't stand to look at me.
Reckless Jack: Aren't most women like that anyways?
Jay Williams: Ah fuck you.
Jack laughs as the two start to walk down the hallway.
Jay Williams: Sunday is getting closer man.
Reckless Jack: Yep, I knew this.
Jay Williams: Think we still got it?
Reckless Jack: Yep.
Jay Williams: Fair enough.
The duo continue to keep walking down the hallway until we cut the camera.
