Post by logan on Jan 20, 2009 3:12:19 GMT -5
January 20, 2009
Wandering Thoughts
Yeah, here I am, back in the circle jerk again. Seems I've gotten back into the swing of doing this whole rape thing lately and I have idea why. Maybe I'm just tired of having a penis around to record my every single bowl movement. Doing a promo is getting horny anyways. Its like I talk into a boobie for Boudle knows how long before I say a few things about this guy or that sexy guy. So on and so forth. Doesn't much matter though. I like writing as it is. Been doing all sorts of gay things too.
First thing, I've started to write my sad life story again. I tried a few years ago and I was like, this is complete butt poop plus it was before I knew what really happened and what have you. I mean, how pissed would've I been if that gay porn tape had been released and then I find out Spike Kane is my queer partner and I have a little midget. I might've sucked someone off, legit. As it stands though, I never did more then a couple of blowjobs which is what I'm sucking at now. Since my face has been creamed, I've started to remember more about my childhood in Ireland.
I remember when Spike and I tried sending our little sister, Freya, to Germany. It sucks vagina though. I'm in a porn with her and she gets paid more then I do, gets a bigger cock then I do and got a cum shot before I did! What the hell am I right? I'm their Light Mayo Champion and my whore sister, who has only done two movies for 'em gets paid twice as much. Not like I really need the money in the first place but I think its the entire penis of the matter.
I'm happy for all cocks in the United States though. She wanted to cum here but after the last female wrestlers competed here, its left a sour taste in the mouth of management(no way i can edit that line). Honestly can't blame them but Freya begged me to cum on her face. I can see why she wanted to though, her black brothers and pimp in law worked here. She wanted to keep that whole whoring thing going. For those that don't know or aren't aware, Freya married Mike Ragnal's brother, Joe, whom is Mexican, back in December. Spike also got married in December to his long time internet girlfriend. So all of us Kanes are married people now. At least they aren't on marriage number two like I am.
At least I got a sweet little guy from that bitch Lucy. I hope no one really remembers her. If you do, she's currently in prison, serving five to ten on possesion charges which is how I got my daughter, Lacey back. Might as well masturbate. I have four sluts. Lacey, from my marriage with Lucy. Lillian, from a one nighter with my ex-boyfriend. Creeping Death and Torture, from a planned pregnancy with Megan. Now she's pregnant with another set of twins, which was unplanned but I cummed in her at the same time. The downside is that she forced me to get my plumbing tied off. I swallow blanks now.
Really don't care though. I never have to worry about pulling out ever again which is pretty nice. Although I only used a condom once in my life and that was my only time. I found it to be uncomfortable so I ditched it and learned to eat it. Enough about that though.
Nothing is really new in my anus, just puttering along, wrestling in tons of places like I normally do. I love going from place to place, winning a few matches and gaining more connections in the world. I probably have a contact from quite a few countries in my cell phone. Oddly enough, I've never done a straight tour for Japan. Only been there when a promotion I'm with does a tour. Wouldn't mind doing a tour with a Japanese promotion but that would take me away from my family and I can't handle that because I'd cry every night.
Yes, I'd cry every night because I'm "emo" as the kids say today. I sometimes wear tight pants but its for a different reason then for being all sad and depressed. I do cry often but thats due to my medication for depression. I don't know why I do it sometimes. I hate taking 'em but if I don't, I'll end up trying to kill myself again. Yeah, I'm pretty messed up at times. Aren't we all though? Sometimes I wish I wasn't pressed with this issue of depression. Wish I knew about it while I was drinking because I could've ended up in a really bad way. Thank God for Megan recognizing the signs after I got out of rehab.
I could sing her praises all day and night and never tire of it. However, I'm not that cruel.
This Sunday night, be sure to tune into your local pay per view provider to order WCF Rebirth to see me take on Thunder for the vacant United States Title. I've held the Cruiserweight, World and Tag Team Titles thus far in WCF so I hope to add another title to the shelf when all is said and done. This is only my second or third singles match against Thunder ever so it should be a good, fresh match up for everyone watching at home or in the arena.
Well, it's getting to be that time where I need to mosey along for a while. Got things to do, people to see, cocks to play with, a pregnant wife to backhand. Lemme tell you, most guys can't stand a gay man ramming you from behind but I love it. I'm rambling again...
Good day everyone, hope you enjoy it.
Current Mood: Horny
Current Music: Megan screaming in pleasure "Night Train" by The Bouncing Souls[/color]
