Big Dick Daryl New Years Eve Big Ball Drop
Dec 31, 2016 19:37:22 GMT -5
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Post by Crazy J zt on Dec 31, 2016 19:37:22 GMT -5
WCF NEWS set is lit up and Big Dick Daryl (crazy J news personality) is sitting at the desk and music plays. Big Dick Daryl has skin tone face paint on and it is really thick as in way too much of it.
Big Dick Daryl: Welcome to the Big Dick Daryl Rocking the balls New Year’s Eve Big Ball Drop. We wlll be looking at WCF Stars and handing out awards and they are top of the line awards.
the awards are shown and they are tin foil stapled onto a board. Total pieces of shit that no one would want. The camera pans back to Big Dick Daryl and he is sitting in the office and he has added some orange face paint.
Big Dick Daryl: Dick Clark here and I use the same tanning lotion as Donald Trump. well folks are first award belongs to the First and only Champion to ever hold the Worlds Cookie Champion and this dude is not afraid to defend it against anyone. Ladies and gentleman let’s cut to locker room where they are about to give it.
the WCF news team nocks on the door of the brother hood locker room Kidd opens the door and they ask for pomp…. Pomp comes to the door and they are holding a little screen that replays what Big Dick Daryl just said and they hand pomp his shity ass trophy
Pomp: that is awesome Can I eat it?
girl: it’s a piece of tinfoil glued onto a piece of shit wood.
Pomp: So that’s a yes… thanks
The scene cuts back and we see Big Dick Daryl and his face is extremely orange now. He is sitting there staring at the ceiling looking at the top of it a news cast worker comes on and resets big dick daryl up as if he was a robot.
Big Dick Daryl: Welcome back to my Dick Clark new years eve show…. 2016 has been a year where many people have died like Gladous she was 85 years old and she died in the old folks home…. And to all those children that were not born because Lilith had swallowed the load or took it in the ass… to those million or so kids not born we take a minute of silence… then we look out at the losses in the WCF… we lost a man that made the WCF show go off on time.
a video plays and we see cash dressed up in a prison costume and a bandana on his head. He is setting up the wcf ring and we hear joe cameltoe voice is heard as the video plays…
Joe Cameltoe: Adam Young was a prison release worker who worked hard each week to make sure the ring was set up. He was a legend amonst the rest of the free workers Seth had hired to put the ring together. The world was saddened to hear of his passing….. when ever that was and the ring will never have that bounce again.
Big Dick Daryl is looking at his phone and he looks upset…
Big Dick Daryl: oh shit I died… I mean dick Clark is dead…. Lets all take a minute… damn you 2016….. oh wait it was 2012…. Shit that was like 100 adam young returns ago.
Big Dick Daryl: Well folks we have our first music act of the night he cooler then ICE…. HE is VANILLA ICE…
a frozen bottle of Vanilla is seen on a fake stage and ICE ICE Baby starts to play as Crazy J moves it around the stage. Then the camera cuts back to Big Dick Daryl as the music ends.
Big Dick Daryl: I am sorry folks Crazy J wrote me a letter and told me he had secured music talent and wanted to help me create the show… this is what happens when you let a lunatic like Crazy J help. Well I guess we will just have to wait and see what we have next music talent… but before that lets ‘go to the next WCF NEWS award. This year we at the news staff wanted to award the person who has the best face paint and Contacts… this award shows who is creative and who goes above and beyond. I don’t understand why anyone would want to wear face paint. But I give credit to those that take the time… we are sending the trophy to the winner as well as getting a response from the runner up. The two finalists are none other than Crazy J and Salem Shepard.
the WCF news team knocks on the ZT locker room and Cash opens the door with a beer in his hand. They tell them they need J and shep. The two come to the door their faces are both painted white with black around the eyes and red contact. They both step out and they have on red cargo shorts and red jersey
the video the workers are holding plays and it reveals sheps name. Shep puts his hand out and grabs the award he is so excited and then he turns to see that J is upset. Crazy J goes back in and comes out with the hardcore title on his shoulder.
Schizo Shep: Dude I won but man I want to share this title with you…
Crazy J: no you won it man I guess maybe you could start painting my face for me.
Schizo Shep: dude you taught me the skills that are needed when to pat and when to rub it and all that. Dude your blending is light years ahead of me.
Crazy J: you really thinks so?
SCHIZO SHEP: dude let me cut this thing in half.
CRAZY J: hey what if we just trade something for it?
Schizo Shep: like what?
Crazy J: How about I give you mine and evils hardcore title and you give me the trophy?
Schizo Shep: dude I have seen what you had to do to keep that belt its all good man you keep the belt and we will share this trophy and I will get me a single title real soon.
Crazy J: I don’t want to share, you beat me Big Dick Daryl likes you better then me… I give up.
the scene then cuts out and we see Big Dick Daryl… he has removed the orange face paint and is now back to skin tone face paint.
Big Dick Daryl: Mother fuckers welcome back to my mother fucking in your face dig deep with Big Dick Daryl…. We going to drop our balls all over this mother fucker tonight. But now lets get back out to our next music act.
you can see Tech N9ne on the screen its live footage playing but then the you tube logo on the screen. So we are watching more fake music concerts. The song finishes and the live feed of Big Dick Daryl comes in and he is not happy.
Big Dick Daryl: Well thanks again Crazy J….. I swear to god next year I do this on my own…. Well folks lets give out this last WCF special award it goes out to the best Cult Leader in the WCF…. We all know who it is so lets cut to the delivery of the award.
the WCF news team workers knock on the door of the Brother hood locker room and Bishop opens the door and the team shows him the video on the small tablet device.
Big Dick Daryl: So best cult leader goes to the man named Kevin Bishop. Congratulations to you and keep the cult going.
Kevin Bishop: What the hell is this? Did Silver sign me name on a random ballad from a gas station in Detroit again?
Bishop takes the award shakes his head and walks back into the locker room. The scene cuts back and now we see a large tower and the clock reads 11:59 pm and two large testicular looking balls light up on top of a big pole. One of the nuts has a Z and the other has a T on it. Then the feed is cut in half as Big Dick Daryl is seen he is counting down.
Big Dick Daryl: 10…9…..8….7…..6…..5…….4…..3…..2…..1….
the large double ball drops and hits and it shows a pantheon logo being tea bagged and Big Dick Daryl screams happy new year. As the scene fades to black.
Big Dick Daryl: Welcome to the Big Dick Daryl Rocking the balls New Year’s Eve Big Ball Drop. We wlll be looking at WCF Stars and handing out awards and they are top of the line awards.
the awards are shown and they are tin foil stapled onto a board. Total pieces of shit that no one would want. The camera pans back to Big Dick Daryl and he is sitting in the office and he has added some orange face paint.
Big Dick Daryl: Dick Clark here and I use the same tanning lotion as Donald Trump. well folks are first award belongs to the First and only Champion to ever hold the Worlds Cookie Champion and this dude is not afraid to defend it against anyone. Ladies and gentleman let’s cut to locker room where they are about to give it.
the WCF news team nocks on the door of the brother hood locker room Kidd opens the door and they ask for pomp…. Pomp comes to the door and they are holding a little screen that replays what Big Dick Daryl just said and they hand pomp his shity ass trophy
Pomp: that is awesome Can I eat it?
girl: it’s a piece of tinfoil glued onto a piece of shit wood.
Pomp: So that’s a yes… thanks
The scene cuts back and we see Big Dick Daryl and his face is extremely orange now. He is sitting there staring at the ceiling looking at the top of it a news cast worker comes on and resets big dick daryl up as if he was a robot.
Big Dick Daryl: Welcome back to my Dick Clark new years eve show…. 2016 has been a year where many people have died like Gladous she was 85 years old and she died in the old folks home…. And to all those children that were not born because Lilith had swallowed the load or took it in the ass… to those million or so kids not born we take a minute of silence… then we look out at the losses in the WCF… we lost a man that made the WCF show go off on time.
a video plays and we see cash dressed up in a prison costume and a bandana on his head. He is setting up the wcf ring and we hear joe cameltoe voice is heard as the video plays…
Joe Cameltoe: Adam Young was a prison release worker who worked hard each week to make sure the ring was set up. He was a legend amonst the rest of the free workers Seth had hired to put the ring together. The world was saddened to hear of his passing….. when ever that was and the ring will never have that bounce again.
Big Dick Daryl is looking at his phone and he looks upset…
Big Dick Daryl: oh shit I died… I mean dick Clark is dead…. Lets all take a minute… damn you 2016….. oh wait it was 2012…. Shit that was like 100 adam young returns ago.
Big Dick Daryl: Well folks we have our first music act of the night he cooler then ICE…. HE is VANILLA ICE…
a frozen bottle of Vanilla is seen on a fake stage and ICE ICE Baby starts to play as Crazy J moves it around the stage. Then the camera cuts back to Big Dick Daryl as the music ends.
Big Dick Daryl: I am sorry folks Crazy J wrote me a letter and told me he had secured music talent and wanted to help me create the show… this is what happens when you let a lunatic like Crazy J help. Well I guess we will just have to wait and see what we have next music talent… but before that lets ‘go to the next WCF NEWS award. This year we at the news staff wanted to award the person who has the best face paint and Contacts… this award shows who is creative and who goes above and beyond. I don’t understand why anyone would want to wear face paint. But I give credit to those that take the time… we are sending the trophy to the winner as well as getting a response from the runner up. The two finalists are none other than Crazy J and Salem Shepard.
the WCF news team knocks on the ZT locker room and Cash opens the door with a beer in his hand. They tell them they need J and shep. The two come to the door their faces are both painted white with black around the eyes and red contact. They both step out and they have on red cargo shorts and red jersey
the video the workers are holding plays and it reveals sheps name. Shep puts his hand out and grabs the award he is so excited and then he turns to see that J is upset. Crazy J goes back in and comes out with the hardcore title on his shoulder.
Schizo Shep: Dude I won but man I want to share this title with you…
Crazy J: no you won it man I guess maybe you could start painting my face for me.
Schizo Shep: dude you taught me the skills that are needed when to pat and when to rub it and all that. Dude your blending is light years ahead of me.
Crazy J: you really thinks so?
SCHIZO SHEP: dude let me cut this thing in half.
CRAZY J: hey what if we just trade something for it?
Schizo Shep: like what?
Crazy J: How about I give you mine and evils hardcore title and you give me the trophy?
Schizo Shep: dude I have seen what you had to do to keep that belt its all good man you keep the belt and we will share this trophy and I will get me a single title real soon.
Crazy J: I don’t want to share, you beat me Big Dick Daryl likes you better then me… I give up.
the scene then cuts out and we see Big Dick Daryl… he has removed the orange face paint and is now back to skin tone face paint.
Big Dick Daryl: Mother fuckers welcome back to my mother fucking in your face dig deep with Big Dick Daryl…. We going to drop our balls all over this mother fucker tonight. But now lets get back out to our next music act.
you can see Tech N9ne on the screen its live footage playing but then the you tube logo on the screen. So we are watching more fake music concerts. The song finishes and the live feed of Big Dick Daryl comes in and he is not happy.
Big Dick Daryl: Well thanks again Crazy J….. I swear to god next year I do this on my own…. Well folks lets give out this last WCF special award it goes out to the best Cult Leader in the WCF…. We all know who it is so lets cut to the delivery of the award.
the WCF news team workers knock on the door of the Brother hood locker room and Bishop opens the door and the team shows him the video on the small tablet device.
Big Dick Daryl: So best cult leader goes to the man named Kevin Bishop. Congratulations to you and keep the cult going.
Kevin Bishop: What the hell is this? Did Silver sign me name on a random ballad from a gas station in Detroit again?
Bishop takes the award shakes his head and walks back into the locker room. The scene cuts back and now we see a large tower and the clock reads 11:59 pm and two large testicular looking balls light up on top of a big pole. One of the nuts has a Z and the other has a T on it. Then the feed is cut in half as Big Dick Daryl is seen he is counting down.
Big Dick Daryl: 10…9…..8….7…..6…..5…….4…..3…..2…..1….
the large double ball drops and hits and it shows a pantheon logo being tea bagged and Big Dick Daryl screams happy new year. As the scene fades to black.
