Post by khardaway on Apr 27, 2007 13:36:59 GMT -5
*The scene opens in a very nice hotel room of sorts. There, sits on the bed with a few pieces of paper is Jay Williams, reading glasses on surprisingly, as he looks through them sighing in distress. The door suddenly opens and in walks Jay's wife Amy, couple cups of coffee in her hand as she looks at Jay, distressed. Knowing Amy, she asks what's going on*
Amy Skye-Williams: Hey...what's up?
Jay Williams: Nothing. We got a bill. Apparently that little "Snakes on a Plane" thing we did. Apparently we got fined $30,000 for it. Guess they don't like unexpected cameos by Samuel L. Jackson and Chuck Norris.
Amy Skye-Williams: Maybe they were pissed that snakes ate up Sanjaya.
Jay Williams: Good point.
Amy Skye-Williams: Hey, $30,000...that's enough to do something with the WCF or...a hotel room.
Jay Williams: Another good point.
*Jay and Amy look at the camera weirdly...breaking the fourth wall of sorts...but then a tumbleweed goes by the camera*
Jay Williams: HEY! That wasn't supposed to happen.
Amy Skye-Williams: That's TV for you.
Jay Williams: I guess.
Amy Skye-Williams: Anyways, what is this match you have on Sunday's PPV?
Jay Williams: You should know. You're my manager. You're supposed to tell me these things. But since i'm nice and an asshole, i'll tell you. I'm in a triple threat match at Payback. Against Mike Ragnal and Biohazard. Two guys who apparently seemed to be just a tad pissed off that they didn't win the Television Title tournament, as with me...i'm the young new kid. The guy who apparently has destroyed the competition so far. And I should've been the People's Champion if it wasn't for Outcast's little goons. So in all, I should be undefeated. I should be perfect here. But that one little flaw, I don't mind it. I just go out there and try my best so these people can see who the hell I am. And i'm getting close Amydear, i'm getting ever so close to getting out of the bottom, the opening matches. So close, yet so far Amy.
Amy Skye-Williams: Well, we have heard some comments from both of them.
Jay Williams: Yeah. Very interesting what Ragnal thinks of me. You know, usually the young kid rookie is frowned upon, usually the enemy because the top dogs are afraid he's going to come up like a bat out of hell and steal their spot. Who knows what's going to happen. Him, he thinks differently. Maybe because he's a rookie like me, I have no idea, I haven't been in this place for about a month...maybe a little more. This is my 2nd PPV after all. But still...it's nice that at least somebody is looking up to me, because yeah I may be an asshole at times, but some places...they're full of them.
Amy Skye-Williams: And what about this Biohazard dude?
Jay Williams: I have no idea. All he likes to do is spit OOOOZE and rip people apart. Yeah, I would like powers like that, but only if i'm like a superhero you know. Ever seen that show Heroes? That's what I want. I don't know, maybe Biohazard will turn into a bomb and blow up the city...I dunno, the show's season ain't over yet. But the good thing is that he has two matches. He has a World Title chance on his hands...how, I have no idea. But good luck to him...god knows he'll get electrocuted and he'll explode into a batch of ooze...probably make Tokka and Rahzar out of them, who knows.
Amy Skye-Williams: Ok, Jay...you're scaring me on this one.
Jay Williams: I know.
Amy Skye-Williams: Should we go back out to the gym and keep working out more?
Jay Williams: Just a second...I have to make a phone call to somebody.
Amy Skye-Williams: Who...
Jay Williams: An old friend of mine.
Amy Skye-Williams: Not him, Jay. I thought you were done with him.
Jay Williams: Amy, he's my friend...my teacher...I can't back him out now.
Amy Skye-Williams: Well ok.
*Amy leaves their hotel room smiling as she closes the door...Jay opening up his cell phone and holding his breath for a couple seconds before dialing a number on his phone...the scene fading right there*
Amy Skye-Williams: Hey...what's up?
Jay Williams: Nothing. We got a bill. Apparently that little "Snakes on a Plane" thing we did. Apparently we got fined $30,000 for it. Guess they don't like unexpected cameos by Samuel L. Jackson and Chuck Norris.
Amy Skye-Williams: Maybe they were pissed that snakes ate up Sanjaya.
Jay Williams: Good point.
Amy Skye-Williams: Hey, $30,000...that's enough to do something with the WCF or...a hotel room.
Jay Williams: Another good point.
*Jay and Amy look at the camera weirdly...breaking the fourth wall of sorts...but then a tumbleweed goes by the camera*
Jay Williams: HEY! That wasn't supposed to happen.
Amy Skye-Williams: That's TV for you.
Jay Williams: I guess.
Amy Skye-Williams: Anyways, what is this match you have on Sunday's PPV?
Jay Williams: You should know. You're my manager. You're supposed to tell me these things. But since i'm nice and an asshole, i'll tell you. I'm in a triple threat match at Payback. Against Mike Ragnal and Biohazard. Two guys who apparently seemed to be just a tad pissed off that they didn't win the Television Title tournament, as with me...i'm the young new kid. The guy who apparently has destroyed the competition so far. And I should've been the People's Champion if it wasn't for Outcast's little goons. So in all, I should be undefeated. I should be perfect here. But that one little flaw, I don't mind it. I just go out there and try my best so these people can see who the hell I am. And i'm getting close Amydear, i'm getting ever so close to getting out of the bottom, the opening matches. So close, yet so far Amy.
Amy Skye-Williams: Well, we have heard some comments from both of them.
Jay Williams: Yeah. Very interesting what Ragnal thinks of me. You know, usually the young kid rookie is frowned upon, usually the enemy because the top dogs are afraid he's going to come up like a bat out of hell and steal their spot. Who knows what's going to happen. Him, he thinks differently. Maybe because he's a rookie like me, I have no idea, I haven't been in this place for about a month...maybe a little more. This is my 2nd PPV after all. But still...it's nice that at least somebody is looking up to me, because yeah I may be an asshole at times, but some places...they're full of them.
Amy Skye-Williams: And what about this Biohazard dude?
Jay Williams: I have no idea. All he likes to do is spit OOOOZE and rip people apart. Yeah, I would like powers like that, but only if i'm like a superhero you know. Ever seen that show Heroes? That's what I want. I don't know, maybe Biohazard will turn into a bomb and blow up the city...I dunno, the show's season ain't over yet. But the good thing is that he has two matches. He has a World Title chance on his hands...how, I have no idea. But good luck to him...god knows he'll get electrocuted and he'll explode into a batch of ooze...probably make Tokka and Rahzar out of them, who knows.
Amy Skye-Williams: Ok, Jay...you're scaring me on this one.
Jay Williams: I know.
Amy Skye-Williams: Should we go back out to the gym and keep working out more?
Jay Williams: Just a second...I have to make a phone call to somebody.
Amy Skye-Williams: Who...
Jay Williams: An old friend of mine.
Amy Skye-Williams: Not him, Jay. I thought you were done with him.
Jay Williams: Amy, he's my friend...my teacher...I can't back him out now.
Amy Skye-Williams: Well ok.
*Amy leaves their hotel room smiling as she closes the door...Jay opening up his cell phone and holding his breath for a couple seconds before dialing a number on his phone...the scene fading right there*