Post by logan on Jan 6, 2009 20:39:00 GMT -5
I prefer onions on dogs, but this'll do. Look at it's beauty. Is that not inviting or what? I bet you want a hotdog now. People should really take a step back and look at the hotdog. It's not just an enjoyable american treat, it has more value. Not just this hotdog, hotdogs in general. Sure.. they could be a great source for heart attack, weight attractors, who cares though? It's served a big purpose we will never understand.
I start this promo with a sad attempt to surprisingly reenact a scene that has yet to gain any success. Don't know what I speak of? Brad Kane and Megan doing the dirty. I don't have his spark of genius per say, but I'll give my best efforts.
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Ladies and gentlemen, his porn debut, Logan.
Logan: Heh, you're so goofy on third down.
Sitting next to the hotdog lover playing Madden 04(couldn't afford newer version) was a hotdog mascot, hopefully under the hotdog shaped costume a woman is hidden, that's up for question though as the mascots voice resembles an aged old english man.
Mascot: Not as goofy as you.. hehe..
Already sitting next to one another the sexual tension progresses, the hotdog showing signs of seduction snuggling against Logan's side while they play the game.
Logan: You remember that time I shot mustard in you're face?
Mascot: And I happily giggled like it was no big deal?
Finishing the encore together.
Logan and Mascot: Only three bites!
Their heads lean back in chuckle, the hotdog's head is a bitten piece of bread, but it's a head.
Logan: That's all it took to finish you off.
Mascot: Think you can take me in two? Big boy...ah he.. ho.. he.. he..
Eagerly licking his lips he paid no attention to the game they were previously playing.
Logan: Let's find out.
Extracting a bottle of mustard from his pocket that he carries at all times, he unscrewed the cap, shooting the mustard over the mascot to his liking.
Mascot: Oh.. Logan, cover me with you're golden juice.
Logan: You make me a better man!
Mascot: mmm fuckin' eat me!
Anxiously he fell to his knees, licking mustard off the mascot.
Logan: You complete me!
The hotdog mascot fell backwards on the bed making sizzling noises.
Logan: I can't quit you!
A groan escapes the two climaxing the scene.
