Chicago's Mayor Urges Battle Funeral Boycott

[David Sanchez]

Sources close to WCF superstar and mayor-elect of Chicago, David Sanchez (37) can reveal that even after his heinous actions; an assault on the now deceased Gemini Battle, the South-American has announced that he plans to skip the funeral proceedings of the late, and somewhat great superstar. In addition to this, we can also confirm that Sanchez has been getting into the ear of his fellow Pantheon members, urging them to take a knee, a seat or even a vacation instead of attending the memorial service. Although the exact cause of Gemini's death is yet to be determined by autopsy, all charges against the Mayor of Chicago have been dropped by those closest to the deceased, under the pretence that wrestling is a dangerous sport and Battle had been suffering from some pre-existing trauma to the cerebellum. 

[Highway Patrolman Chip Wilder]

Dec 6, 2016 7:36:14 GMT -5 David Sanchez said:

Sources close to WCF superstar and mayor-elect of Chicago, David Sanchez (37) can reveal that even after his heinous actions; an assault on the now deceased Gemini Battle, the South-American has announced that he plans to skip the funeral proceedings of the late, and somewhat great superstar. In addition to this, we can also confirm that Sanchez has been getting into the ear of his fellow Pantheon members, urging them to take a knee, a seat or even a vacation instead of attending the memorial service. Although the exact cause of Gemini's death is yet to be determined by autopsy, all charges against the Mayor of Chicago have been dropped by those closest to the deceased, under the pretence that wrestling is a dangerous sport and Battle had been suffering from some pre-existing trauma to the cerebellum. 

@labataille

J'habite!

[David Sanchez]

@thehollowking:

No, I do not accept this.