Post by logan on Dec 31, 2008 14:57:42 GMT -5
The events below are a list of companies sponsoring the five star Logan versus Thunder match up, with Logan's great permission(we gave him free hotdogs), we have presented these items all finished off with a delightful comment from you're greatest WCF star ever. (I seriously doubt that, but hey, whatever makes the poor bastard happy)
Hey kiddies! Guess who shops at mMawarehouse.com for fight gear? Don't know? He's on you're wall, on you're t.v., on you're Mom, (unless you've been smart enough to file a restraining order), he's everywhere, mister DUB C EEF! Logan.
"Thank god I ditched those speedos, these bad boys are very comfortable, and they come in XXL to give that junk in the trunk all the room it needs. I couldn't be the top WCF superstar without stallions."
What goes better on a hotdog than mustard? Dijon mustard!
"Jesus, what could I say? I owe this glorious product my life. I'll sponsor anything mustard like to the grave... ahem, hey Marcino, how bout we play a little pitch, and catch with that hotdog? Thanks! Throw it back..?" (smacking lips and chewing flood muffle out the rest of his comment.)
First held by WCF superstar Mace, the very thing that keeps everyone's blood pumping! Always wanted you're very own WCF championship belt? At WCF cheap zone you can, only Logan's name is plated on the belt.
"Boy, me and this hunk of gold travel back far places in the book of treachery. If you'd ever want to make sweet love to an object, this is you're ticket to paradise, believe me.. the sex is great."
And this all for today, join us next week when we auction off Steve Carr's musty wrestling attire.
Hey kiddies! Guess who shops at mMawarehouse.com for fight gear? Don't know? He's on you're wall, on you're t.v., on you're Mom, (unless you've been smart enough to file a restraining order), he's everywhere, mister DUB C EEF! Logan.
"Thank god I ditched those speedos, these bad boys are very comfortable, and they come in XXL to give that junk in the trunk all the room it needs. I couldn't be the top WCF superstar without stallions."
What goes better on a hotdog than mustard? Dijon mustard!
"Jesus, what could I say? I owe this glorious product my life. I'll sponsor anything mustard like to the grave... ahem, hey Marcino, how bout we play a little pitch, and catch with that hotdog? Thanks! Throw it back..?" (smacking lips and chewing flood muffle out the rest of his comment.)
First held by WCF superstar Mace, the very thing that keeps everyone's blood pumping! Always wanted you're very own WCF championship belt? At WCF cheap zone you can, only Logan's name is plated on the belt.
"Boy, me and this hunk of gold travel back far places in the book of treachery. If you'd ever want to make sweet love to an object, this is you're ticket to paradise, believe me.. the sex is great."
And this all for today, join us next week when we auction off Steve Carr's musty wrestling attire.