Unseen Slam Footage

[Oblivion]

Hank Brown:Hello, good evening!! WCF is presenting unseen Slam footage from the American Bank Center last Sunday during the Lilith verses Captain Pantheon match. We have footage brought to you from a loyal member of the WCF Galaxy. I must warn you, this footage is a bit grainy. It comes from a smartphone that were several feet away and the visuals are shakey. No one expected what happened AFTER the match. What DID happen, the effects not only effected the two match competitors, but WCF; the company itself...

BOOM!!!

Zach Davis: Captain Pantheon nails Lilith with the Big Boot!!

Captain Pantheon pulls Lilith by her hair...

Captain Pantheon body slams Lilith. The Captain runs to the nearest corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.

Freddy Whoa: It looks like Captain Pantheon is ready to fly!!!

Captain Pantheon leaps off the top turnbuckle and lands with a top rope splash. The Captain in mid-air...

Captain Pantheon: BANZAI!!!

CRAAAAASH!!!

Zach Davis: The Captain just broke Lilith in pieces!!

The referee slides into position...

The crowd: ONE!!!

The crowd: TWO!!!

The crowd: THREEEE!!!

[DING!!-DING!!-DING!!]

Kyle Steel: The winner of the match... Captain Pantheon!!!

Zach Davis: That match was surely interesting!!

The lights of the American Bank Center starts to flicker and spark. "Oblivion" by Mastadon begins to play.

Zach Davis: Uh oh!! Here comes some BIIIIG trouble!!!

The crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!

The fans instantly roar out. The arena rattles out a mixture of boos and cheers. The Monster slithers out about the same time lasers start flashing and Oblivion thrashing. The Monster gets to the entrance ramp, Oblivion starts to run down the ramp, immediately going into the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Oblivion is in the ring!! Captain Pantheon doesn't see The Monster!!

Oblivion spins The Captain around...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: SOULTAKER!!

Freddy Whoa: Captain Pantheon is down and The Monster is in The Captain's face and is talking smack!!!

THEN...

The crowd: OUUUU!!!

Oblivion spins around, snears and growls at a slow moving Lilith.

WHOOSH-WHAM!!

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! A kick to the mid-section!!

Zach Davis: 5150!!!

Oblivion drops down to IT's knees crawling around sniffing Lilith.

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!!

Freddy Whoa: That was a message to Pantheon and Lilith!!!

Zach Davis: But, more towards in the direction of Lilith!!

Oblivion spits at both at Captain and Lilith before slithering out of the ring. The Monster walks backwards up the ramp, with IT's massive arms up.

The crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!

[Lilith]

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Spits?!! THE HECK BEARS WAS THAT?!! What sort of MAN / giant talking peanut hybrid thinggy spits on an innocent defenseless girl?!! Alsos I reallyyyyyy donts remembers this... Damns Captain Underpants soooooooo unhappiful about Lilith beating the stuffings outta him he gots to fight Lilo lookalikes at house shows!!! Hahahahahaha what a freaking JOBBER BEAR !!!!

[Oblivion]

@oblivionisgod

MWAHAHAHA!!! THAT FELT SO DAMN GOOD DROPPING YOU ON YOUR STUPID POINTED HEAD AND THAT DUMB ASS WANNA BE SUPER HERO!! #NANANANABOOBOOKISSMYASSYOUSLUT

[Lilith]

Nov 29, 2016 18:20:50 GMT -5 Oblivion said:

@oblivionisgod

MWAHAHAHA!!! THAT FELT SO DAMN GOOD DROPPING YOU ON YOUR STUPID POINTED HEAD AND THAT DUMB ASS WANNA BE SUPER HERO!! #NANANANABOOBOOKISSMYASSYOUSLUT

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Whys it seems that no matters where I looks on tweeters it seems that some JERK FACED ASSHOLE BEAR is going Grrrrrr on me and peoples wonders why am a Johnny Rabbit fangirl! He only one who nice to me!!!

[Oblivion]

@oblivionisgod

GOD NOOOOOO!¡!¡ DON'T SPREAD YOUR INFECTION TOWARDS BUNNY BOY!!! YOU"VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE WITH YOUR OOZING POONANGE!! WCF just got back to normal after practically nailed... screwed... F**KED ALL OF PANTHEON!! Now you want to go after Rabid?! RUN RABID RUN!!! PUSSY NOT WORTH IT!!! YOUR DICK WILL FALL OFF!!! Lilith is nothing but fake ass bitch!!

[Lilith]

Nov 29, 2016 22:46:41 GMT -5 Oblivion said:

@oblivionisgod

GOD NOOOOOO!¡!¡ DON'T SPREAD YOUR INFECTION TOWARDS BUNNY BOY!!! YOU"VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE WITH YOUR OOZING POONANGE!! WCF just got back to normal after practically nailed... screwed... F**KED ALL OF PANTHEON!! Now you want to go after Rabid?! RUN RABID RUN!!! PUSSY NOT WORTH IT!!! YOUR DICK WILL FALL OFF!!! Lilith is nothing but fake ass bitch!!

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

...I really really REALLY does not likes you AT ALL!!!

[Oblivion]

@oblivionisgod

IT... DOESN'T... CARE...

DIE... YOU INFECTIOUS WHORE!!!

IT HOPES YOU GET SOME KIND OF PAINFUL INFECTIOUS DISEASE IN YOUR PUSS AND EVERYONE HERE YOU SLEPT WITH GETS IT TOO AND SUFFERS AS MUCH AGONY AS YOU WILL!!

[Lilith]

Nov 30, 2016 7:48:17 GMT -5 Oblivion said:

@oblivionisgod

IT... DOESN'T... CARE...

DIE... YOU INFECTIOUS WHORE!!!

IT HOPES YOU GET SOME KIND OF PAINFUL INFECTIOUS DISEASE IN YOUR PUSS AND EVERYONE HERE YOU SLEPT WITH GETS IT TOO AND SUFFERS AS MUCH AGONY AS YOU WILL!!

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Damnnnnnns Mistah Peanut! What's with all the Grrrrrrr? You acting like I beats the stuffings outta yous and stoles your mask and humiliateds you or somethings #OhWait #LOL

[Oblivion]

@oblivionisgod

RAGE?!! What do you know about rage, you idiotic dumb ass broad!!? You keep giving Oblivion motivation and ammunition to annihilate your God awful way of life. You are the worst kind of human that needs to be exterminated.

[Lilith]

Nov 30, 2016 12:54:48 GMT -5 Oblivion said:

@oblivionisgod

RAGE?!! What do you know about rage, you idiotic dumb ass broad!!? You keep giving Oblivion motivation and ammunition to annihilate your God awful way of life. You are the worst kind of human that needs to be exterminated.

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

I didnts say rage! I saids Grrrrrrr! Gets the peanuts outta your butt and pay attentions for once... Captain Buttmunch!!!

[John Rabid]

@theripper

Has any world champion fallen as far as Jakob Lister? Oblivion isn't a gimmick anymore, it's away of life.

[Lilith]

Dec 2, 2016 2:27:43 GMT -5 John Rabid said:

@theripper

Has any world champion fallen as far as Jakob Lister? Oblivion isn't a gimmick anymore, it's away of life.

@LilithsPurpleCrayons

Hmmmmmms let me thinks on this one!

Okayz... Yeppers there is, Johnny Rabbit here be the list thinggy!

Sarah Sparkles : I killsed her

Eric Bear: Cos he bestest knowns and remembersed for peeing his pants over the red fur I killsed

Tubby: Cos he a joke as a champions and about to get his stuffing ripped out by yous

Coraly Black: Cos he sucks so bad not even Sethykins wanna see him in world title matches... and that guy gots TERRIBLE taste in EVERYTHING!!!

Jayson Teddy: Cos he so old and cobwebby he finally fell aparts entirely and vanished into nothings

Joey Flashy Face: Cos he bestest knowns and remembersed as getting his stuffing ripped out by Grimes ans Mistah Adam

Clown Boy: Cos if Clowny J done anything... he showns that ALL clowns SUCK!!!

The list goes on and on and on, Johnny Rabbits basicallys what am saying us... all former world champions SUCKS and only one who won'ts is you I gots faith in you, Johnny Rabbit!

[Oblivion]

@oblivionisgod

My oh my... Goodness isn't this really sweet?! Hey!! HEY!!! Hey, hippity hoppity boy!! Rabbit boy!! Boy!! *WHISTLE!!* IT's talking to you... BOY!! How much did she cost you?! Or Fish Boy pass her off to you for free?! Must be nice to hang around a piece a tail that's been passed around like a football that's been thrown more times by Payton Manning AND Tom Brady.

After One, no matter the outcome, your BITCH Rabbit Boy, is gonna be SOOOOO f*cked up that not even Logan, Switchfever and ITself will be willing to do a gangbang on her. And you know your girl LOVES gangbangs!! Didn't she earn her tat on her ass?! You know that tattoo that you guys gave her that new nickname after the ENTIRE group jumped her AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!?!? "STICKY ICKY"