@SanchezClaus:

[David Sanchez]

@sanchezclaus:

Ho Ho Ho, WCF Universe!

It is I, Sanchez Claus!



I'm here to collect your Christmas lists and make all your Christmas wishes come true. I hope you've all been good boys and girls this year. I've got a list, and I'm checking it twice. Not like, that Jericho guy on that non-existent wrestling show we don't acknowledge though, not one bit!

As elected Mayor of the Be-a-utiful city of Chicago I have taken it upon myself this holiday season to spread cheer to those less fortunate. Each week, in the run up to Christmas, I will be granting the wishes of some of the talent here at WCF and spreading my merry message.

Feel free to leave me your requests here, and we at the #NorthPoletheon will do our best to see that you all have a pleasant, prosperous Christmas, or joyous whatever backwards holiday you celebrate.


Happy Holidays Fuckers, have fun jobbing to us this next month!

[6ix Goddess]

@sixgoddessshark

I want a White Christmas Wedding *cough cough* @sixgodshark
Whisper in his ear plz Sanchez Clause? : ]

[6ix God]

Nov 19, 2016 12:14:58 GMT -5 6ix Goddess said:

@sixgoddessshark

I want a White Christmas Wedding *cough cough* @sixgodshark
Whisper in his ear plz Sanchez Clause? : ]

@sixgodshark

Pantheon clean sweeps ONE and you got it.

[David Sanchez]

@sanchezclaus:

A clean-sweep at One is pretty much guaranteed, so I'm counting this as a win.

#1WishGranted

[Kidd Krazzy]

Hi Santa!!! Your biggest fan here! Can I get Pokemon sun and Moon! Everything else I will earn like that alpha title #1 contendership

[David Sanchez]

@sanchezclaus:

Sanchez Claus appreciates the effort you've been applying, so you can have Pokemon Sun. You'll get Moon if you win that match but I must warn that a victory here will lead to an eventual inevitable defeat whether at the hands of that fuccboi O'Neal or whoever takes the belt from him when he flips the fuck out and turns into another midcarder doomed to midcardery; otherwise known as Gemini Battle Syndrome. Stick around and keep learning the craft, you have much to learn grasshopper.


#2WishesGranted

[Kidd Krazzy]

Nov 19, 2016 14:47:15 GMT -5 David Sanchez said:

@sanchezclaus:

Sanchez Claus appreciates the effort you've been applying, so you can have Pokemon Sun. You'll get Moon if you win that match but I must warn that a victory here will lead to an eventual inevitable defeat whether at the hands of that fuccboi O'Neal or whoever takes the belt from him when he flips the fuck out and turns into another midcarder doomed to midcardery; otherwise known as Gemini Battle Syndrome. Stick around and keep learning the craft, you have much to learn grasshopper.


#2WishesGranted

Thanks mr Santachez!!!