Dont Sue or beat me up IRL (puh wease?)
Nov 5, 2016 0:10:55 GMT -5
Gemini Battle, 6ix God, and 2 more like this
Post by Kidd Krazzy on Nov 5, 2016 0:10:55 GMT -5
The Camera pans in, to an animated WCF Ring.
During that theme song we see a young Kidd Krazzy, on one side of the WCF Ring, dressed in blue jeans and and blue and white sneakers.
He has a black t shirt that is covered by a blue jean jacket, and atop his head is a backwards red and white baseball cap. He Throws a strange cube into the ring and from it emerges a large muscular black fellow with a basket ball in his hands
Kidd: O'Neal I choose you!
The camera then pans across the ring to his opponent, Johnny Evil. But this animated Johnny Evil is dressed in a funky purple shirt with blue pants and brown Uggs.
Evil: Nice one kidd but it cant stop my Johnny Blaze! GO Blaze!
Evil Tosses a cube of his own and out pops a strange fire bird with blazes head on it.
Evil: Now Johnny Blazkin show Kidd why he will always be nothing but a loser! Using Penence Kick!
The strange skeleton headed ninja bird jumps up and catches ablaze as it lands a flaming round house kick to the large basketball wielding O'Neal knocking it to the ground. O'Neals Eyes Become X's and a Small little man resembling Seth Lerch pops up beside the ring.
Lerch: Hiccup...O'Neal is no longer able to compete, Kidd Send out your final Battlepet!
Kidd holds up the cube as O'Neal is sucked back in by a blue beam of light, then he grabs his second cube and tosses it in the ring.
Kidd: OK Durant your my last chance!
A basketball wielding man with a strange steel ant head appears.
Johnny Blaziken goes for another Penence Kick but Durant digs underground, the bird lands hard and takes a little damage, shown in the meters that mysteriously just appeared above the combatants heads. Durant then leaps from the ground and hits with a Basketball Bite KOing the bird.
Johnny Evil:Ah ahahha ha ha i see, you manged to beat my Johnny Blazikin, ha ha... ha ha ha but can you beat my ... C, (he pauses for what seems like three episodes,) J Phoenix !
Evil Tosses his Remaining Cube as a large red bird with CJ Phoenix' face apears in the ring.
The Phoenix lets loose a mighty sea of molten lava, the screen fills with red as everything and everyone is melted away. We hear Johnny Evil in the background
Evil: Looks Like Evil is blasting off again!
Nothing remains of the ring, Kidd is standing but his battlepets are gone. he has a defiant look on his face.
Kidd: No matter how many times i get burned, beatin, or hurt I WILL NOT BOW! I WILL NOT BREAK! I WILL NOT QUIT!
The Phoenix lands and bends its head, acknowledging KIdd as the True owner of its Alpha Cube.
The camera pans over to Seth Lerch whos clothes have all been scorched off and is face down rear end up in the air sucking on the last drops of WIld Turkey he had. The screen goes black as it zooms into the anus of the not so proud WCF Owner.
Helloween Ring, Day after, Real life no animation for this one. I'm still in the ring, I lost...again...and again and again and again!
Frustration is setting in. I missed my Grandparents funerals and house action to lose. More than that im with out a vehicle to get to the next show.
Why go I'll just let what fans i have left down again. Why go? To be the best thats Why! I Will Not break, I will Not bow, I will prevail!
I stand up with that last statement and yell it into the empty arena. The janitor at the building tells me to get a life.
I have a life its the Nerd Life and its forever! CJ says i only got hired to bring in the younger crowd, by the nine gods of Tamriel, I hope tha taint true, cuz this shithole isnt Pg.
Sorry Grandma, I'll Put a couple dollars in the swear jar if i ever get a place to live. Wouldnt be as hard if that a-hole Seth would pay me.
Guess child labor laws don't work on losers. To Bad I'm a Winner! So Cj since you think I only appeal to the 13 and under genre, here is promo 2 one made for you old washed up has beens, that need to beat the street. You or I should have that Apha title!
You not only let the fans and I down, You dropped the ball so hard that the time line shattered and the Cubs won the world series!
All because we we let such an evil man win the title, bet next the new Alpha champ helps Trump become prez with Hilary as his VP just because that's how O'nasty really deals!
Any way onto the promo for the hearing impaired, ya that's you Odin ancient ass, Ya Gam gam i know another dollar.
He is sitting in the middle of the Helloween Arena, crying about how he hates this place. A small Fuzzy but largley buff dog sits next to him.
Suddenly the ring begins to spin, and lifts from the ground. After several minutes of nauseating spinning the ring lands in a strange world on top of a old Norse god or something that's not important right now. So Kidd and his dog hop out of the ring and he looks at the dog and says
Kidd: I dont think we are in St. Paul, Minnesota any more Bates-Bates.
Just then a bunch of clown midgets come singing a song bout oomp a loompaing or some crap, they resemble Gemini Battle and various Zero Tolerance members. Kidd cautiously steps around them.
Kidd: Come Bates-Bates lets follow this yellow urine stream, maybe there's a genie or wizard or Arby's at the end of it.
The walk by the stream trying not to vomit the whole way, when on a broom flys in Jason "the Wicked Deal" O'Neal in an old school witch costume.
Jason "the Wicked Deal" O'Neal: I'll Get You just like i got the Alpha Title my pretty!!
Freaked out Kidd jumps into the buff arms of his strong ass dog (i know gam gam another dollar). Bates-Bates carries Kidd a few miles away from the wicked one, when they are met by a giant stuffed bear in a corn field.
Giant Bear: OH I'm beary lucky! I am Lilith Bear and I'm trying to see the drunkard of WCF to get a brain so sharky will do the humpty hump with me! PLease help me! I'll be beary grateful!!
So Kidd Reluctantly lets the Bear join him mainly cause in this ate up dream world he couldn't tell what was a guy or girl, again not important.
They walk a lot more and since ya'll bunch of geriactive old farts who are probably already asleep by time this part of vid comes up, he meets a metal man in need of a heart and a smart lion with horrible jokes.
The metal man was named Johnny Evil, and the lion was Something Smarts or yea that works. so the 4 them and Bates-Bates all walk by the yellow urine creek untill they get to a shotty lil single wide trailer in the middle of no where. Kidd Knocks and explains to the drunkard what they all want, the man named Seth Lerch burps loudly and scratches his junk.
Seth: UM Smarts you got courage all along you been competing and not quiting so ya, hiccup, Evil you got a heart, I hear from the Wicked Deal O'Neal you and him like men or something hiccup, so takes heart to love another brother,
Seth vomits all over Bates-Bates who bags him in return, like this dog has massive front legs that also can be used like hands, shut up its my promo get over it.
Seth:Lilith um, I'm sure Sharky will make snu snu with you with out a brain, but just in case stay here and I'll take care of you when these stoooopid idio...its leave haha, hiccup, as for you Kidd, You've had what it takes all along to win, just let loose and let your opponents have it. Oh and keep that dog away from me, i think he popped my left testicle. ugh Now click your red heels together three times and you'll awaken where you need to be.
Kidd does as told and the camera fades, when it opens up, we see Kidd in the Merriot Center in Provo, Utah.
The Camera pans into Kidds face, full of pride,
Kidd: Surprise! I will never change my ways, never step off, never back down! Never stay down or quit! NERD LIFE! Lets get dangerous!
WCF
I wanted to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To win the title was my real test
To cleanse the fed is my cause!
I will train across the land
Challenging far and wide
Each opponent to understand
The power that's inside
Titles!, gotta catch 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Titles, oh, you're my best friend
In a world I must cleanse
Titles, gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
my courage will pull me through!
WCF Galaxy, you teach me and I'll teach you
Titles!, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better Superstar
I will win the fight
It's always been my dream
Titles!, gotta catch 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Titles, oh, you're my best friend
In a world I must cleanse
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
my courage will pull me through
WCF Galaxy, You teach me and I'll teach you
Titles, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah!
During that theme song we see a young Kidd Krazzy, on one side of the WCF Ring, dressed in blue jeans and and blue and white sneakers.
He has a black t shirt that is covered by a blue jean jacket, and atop his head is a backwards red and white baseball cap. He Throws a strange cube into the ring and from it emerges a large muscular black fellow with a basket ball in his hands
Kidd: O'Neal I choose you!
The camera then pans across the ring to his opponent, Johnny Evil. But this animated Johnny Evil is dressed in a funky purple shirt with blue pants and brown Uggs.
Evil: Nice one kidd but it cant stop my Johnny Blaze! GO Blaze!
Evil Tosses a cube of his own and out pops a strange fire bird with blazes head on it.
Evil: Now Johnny Blazkin show Kidd why he will always be nothing but a loser! Using Penence Kick!
The strange skeleton headed ninja bird jumps up and catches ablaze as it lands a flaming round house kick to the large basketball wielding O'Neal knocking it to the ground. O'Neals Eyes Become X's and a Small little man resembling Seth Lerch pops up beside the ring.
Lerch: Hiccup...O'Neal is no longer able to compete, Kidd Send out your final Battlepet!
Kidd holds up the cube as O'Neal is sucked back in by a blue beam of light, then he grabs his second cube and tosses it in the ring.
Kidd: OK Durant your my last chance!
A basketball wielding man with a strange steel ant head appears.
Johnny Blaziken goes for another Penence Kick but Durant digs underground, the bird lands hard and takes a little damage, shown in the meters that mysteriously just appeared above the combatants heads. Durant then leaps from the ground and hits with a Basketball Bite KOing the bird.
Johnny Evil:Ah ahahha ha ha i see, you manged to beat my Johnny Blazikin, ha ha... ha ha ha but can you beat my ... C, (he pauses for what seems like three episodes,) J Phoenix !
Evil Tosses his Remaining Cube as a large red bird with CJ Phoenix' face apears in the ring.
The Phoenix lets loose a mighty sea of molten lava, the screen fills with red as everything and everyone is melted away. We hear Johnny Evil in the background
Evil: Looks Like Evil is blasting off again!
Nothing remains of the ring, Kidd is standing but his battlepets are gone. he has a defiant look on his face.
Kidd: No matter how many times i get burned, beatin, or hurt I WILL NOT BOW! I WILL NOT BREAK! I WILL NOT QUIT!
The Phoenix lands and bends its head, acknowledging KIdd as the True owner of its Alpha Cube.
The camera pans over to Seth Lerch whos clothes have all been scorched off and is face down rear end up in the air sucking on the last drops of WIld Turkey he had. The screen goes black as it zooms into the anus of the not so proud WCF Owner.
Helloween Ring, Day after, Real life no animation for this one. I'm still in the ring, I lost...again...and again and again and again!
Frustration is setting in. I missed my Grandparents funerals and house action to lose. More than that im with out a vehicle to get to the next show.
Why go I'll just let what fans i have left down again. Why go? To be the best thats Why! I Will Not break, I will Not bow, I will prevail!
I stand up with that last statement and yell it into the empty arena. The janitor at the building tells me to get a life.
I have a life its the Nerd Life and its forever! CJ says i only got hired to bring in the younger crowd, by the nine gods of Tamriel, I hope tha taint true, cuz this shithole isnt Pg.
Sorry Grandma, I'll Put a couple dollars in the swear jar if i ever get a place to live. Wouldnt be as hard if that a-hole Seth would pay me.
Guess child labor laws don't work on losers. To Bad I'm a Winner! So Cj since you think I only appeal to the 13 and under genre, here is promo 2 one made for you old washed up has beens, that need to beat the street. You or I should have that Apha title!
You not only let the fans and I down, You dropped the ball so hard that the time line shattered and the Cubs won the world series!
All because we we let such an evil man win the title, bet next the new Alpha champ helps Trump become prez with Hilary as his VP just because that's how O'nasty really deals!
Any way onto the promo for the hearing impaired, ya that's you Odin ancient ass, Ya Gam gam i know another dollar.
Yellow Urine Road
Scene opens to a black and white picture, Kidd Krazzy is in pigtails and a blue and white sun dress.He is sitting in the middle of the Helloween Arena, crying about how he hates this place. A small Fuzzy but largley buff dog sits next to him.
Suddenly the ring begins to spin, and lifts from the ground. After several minutes of nauseating spinning the ring lands in a strange world on top of a old Norse god or something that's not important right now. So Kidd and his dog hop out of the ring and he looks at the dog and says
Kidd: I dont think we are in St. Paul, Minnesota any more Bates-Bates.
Just then a bunch of clown midgets come singing a song bout oomp a loompaing or some crap, they resemble Gemini Battle and various Zero Tolerance members. Kidd cautiously steps around them.
Kidd: Come Bates-Bates lets follow this yellow urine stream, maybe there's a genie or wizard or Arby's at the end of it.
The walk by the stream trying not to vomit the whole way, when on a broom flys in Jason "the Wicked Deal" O'Neal in an old school witch costume.
Jason "the Wicked Deal" O'Neal: I'll Get You just like i got the Alpha Title my pretty!!
Freaked out Kidd jumps into the buff arms of his strong ass dog (i know gam gam another dollar). Bates-Bates carries Kidd a few miles away from the wicked one, when they are met by a giant stuffed bear in a corn field.
Giant Bear: OH I'm beary lucky! I am Lilith Bear and I'm trying to see the drunkard of WCF to get a brain so sharky will do the humpty hump with me! PLease help me! I'll be beary grateful!!
So Kidd Reluctantly lets the Bear join him mainly cause in this ate up dream world he couldn't tell what was a guy or girl, again not important.
They walk a lot more and since ya'll bunch of geriactive old farts who are probably already asleep by time this part of vid comes up, he meets a metal man in need of a heart and a smart lion with horrible jokes.
The metal man was named Johnny Evil, and the lion was Something Smarts or yea that works. so the 4 them and Bates-Bates all walk by the yellow urine creek untill they get to a shotty lil single wide trailer in the middle of no where. Kidd Knocks and explains to the drunkard what they all want, the man named Seth Lerch burps loudly and scratches his junk.
Seth: UM Smarts you got courage all along you been competing and not quiting so ya, hiccup, Evil you got a heart, I hear from the Wicked Deal O'Neal you and him like men or something hiccup, so takes heart to love another brother,
Seth vomits all over Bates-Bates who bags him in return, like this dog has massive front legs that also can be used like hands, shut up its my promo get over it.
Seth:Lilith um, I'm sure Sharky will make snu snu with you with out a brain, but just in case stay here and I'll take care of you when these stoooopid idio...its leave haha, hiccup, as for you Kidd, You've had what it takes all along to win, just let loose and let your opponents have it. Oh and keep that dog away from me, i think he popped my left testicle. ugh Now click your red heels together three times and you'll awaken where you need to be.
Kidd does as told and the camera fades, when it opens up, we see Kidd in the Merriot Center in Provo, Utah.
The Camera pans into Kidds face, full of pride,
Kidd: Surprise! I will never change my ways, never step off, never back down! Never stay down or quit! NERD LIFE! Lets get dangerous!
