Post by Danny Vice on May 24, 2007 15:43:06 GMT -5
This time, the scene opens inside of the abandoned wherehouse where Danny Vice, along with the help of his ridiculously loyal brother Jimmy, filmed his latest promo which interrupted millions of households in the Eastern United States. The camera has just cut out, and Danny Vice stands in his long black and white garb in front of the darkened backdrop which Jimmy filmed his segment.
Jimmy Vice: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand cut! Nice Dan! I think both Craven and CD will get the picture from that last one. Now everyone knows you're not to be messed with.
Danny Vice: Good.
Danny pulls the monk-like dressings off to reveal his usual RVCA Dragon t-shirt and jeans underneath. He begins to walk off the miniature set Jimmy has created before being stopped by his brother.
Jimmy Vice: Good? That's it. No, "Thanks for all your help Jimmy!" Or even a "I sure hope so, because we all know how dangerous these hardcore matches can be. At least you'll be there to watch my back!" Nothing?
Danny Vice: Come on Jim, we've done all that before.
Jimmy Vice: Yeah, but you know what we haven't done yet? We haven't done the mysterious voice in the dark. You know, where people get all interested to see who it could possibly be. Like, you're in a dark room, and some wiseman who won't show his face starts giving you hints and clues on how to win the match and become the greatest champion of all-time. And then, when you least expect it, they reveal themselves in some ultra-cool twist.
Danny Vice: You mean Johnny Craven's last promo?
Jimmy Vice: Man, he did that one?
Danny Vice: Yes he did. And so have several hundred other wrestlers before him.
Jimmy Vice: Well, what about going on like a long journey to find yourself, where I can follow and video tape your transformation?
Danny Vice: Skyler Striker, Thunder, Torture, Reckless Jack, Logan, Adam Knite, Outcast, and myself have all done something along those lines before.
Jimmy Vice: Well if not that, what about making fun of your opponent's families?
Danny Vice: That's Creeping Death's move. No Jimmy, I'm tired of how everything is stale around here. We've seen all of those before. This place is becoming predictable. In fact, when Johnny Cravens sees this, I'll tell you what he's going to do. He's going to get angry. He's going to want to shoot his mouth about how the only thing stale around here is that I'm the hardcore champion, and new fresh blood like himself lack gold. He will want to talk about his past accomplishments, his nCw days, the Red River whachamacallits, that he's the most badass and intimidating motherfucker out there! But he won't cut a promo on it, because I just said that would be his knee jerk reaction. So next, he's gonna strain his brain for something new. But it's just going to be the same recycled garbage he's tried time and time again. The same garbage that has made him Davey Boone's little bitch. The type of crap that has them lurking around with mysterious voices in the background. And you know why, because he doesn't scare anyone. He doesn't make me worry, and why should I? I'm the fucking Vagrant! And as for Johnny Craven, there's just nothing he can do about it.
The scene cuts out abruptly as Danny walks away, while Jimmy smiles, knowing full well his brother is confident and focused.
(OOC***yes, I called him Cravens, it's cuz Danny doesn't really give a shit what his name is)
Jimmy Vice: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand cut! Nice Dan! I think both Craven and CD will get the picture from that last one. Now everyone knows you're not to be messed with.
Danny Vice: Good.
Danny pulls the monk-like dressings off to reveal his usual RVCA Dragon t-shirt and jeans underneath. He begins to walk off the miniature set Jimmy has created before being stopped by his brother.
Jimmy Vice: Good? That's it. No, "Thanks for all your help Jimmy!" Or even a "I sure hope so, because we all know how dangerous these hardcore matches can be. At least you'll be there to watch my back!" Nothing?
Danny Vice: Come on Jim, we've done all that before.
Jimmy Vice: Yeah, but you know what we haven't done yet? We haven't done the mysterious voice in the dark. You know, where people get all interested to see who it could possibly be. Like, you're in a dark room, and some wiseman who won't show his face starts giving you hints and clues on how to win the match and become the greatest champion of all-time. And then, when you least expect it, they reveal themselves in some ultra-cool twist.
Danny Vice: You mean Johnny Craven's last promo?
Jimmy Vice: Man, he did that one?
Danny Vice: Yes he did. And so have several hundred other wrestlers before him.
Jimmy Vice: Well, what about going on like a long journey to find yourself, where I can follow and video tape your transformation?
Danny Vice: Skyler Striker, Thunder, Torture, Reckless Jack, Logan, Adam Knite, Outcast, and myself have all done something along those lines before.
Jimmy Vice: Well if not that, what about making fun of your opponent's families?
Danny Vice: That's Creeping Death's move. No Jimmy, I'm tired of how everything is stale around here. We've seen all of those before. This place is becoming predictable. In fact, when Johnny Cravens sees this, I'll tell you what he's going to do. He's going to get angry. He's going to want to shoot his mouth about how the only thing stale around here is that I'm the hardcore champion, and new fresh blood like himself lack gold. He will want to talk about his past accomplishments, his nCw days, the Red River whachamacallits, that he's the most badass and intimidating motherfucker out there! But he won't cut a promo on it, because I just said that would be his knee jerk reaction. So next, he's gonna strain his brain for something new. But it's just going to be the same recycled garbage he's tried time and time again. The same garbage that has made him Davey Boone's little bitch. The type of crap that has them lurking around with mysterious voices in the background. And you know why, because he doesn't scare anyone. He doesn't make me worry, and why should I? I'm the fucking Vagrant! And as for Johnny Craven, there's just nothing he can do about it.
The scene cuts out abruptly as Danny walks away, while Jimmy smiles, knowing full well his brother is confident and focused.
(OOC***yes, I called him Cravens, it's cuz Danny doesn't really give a shit what his name is)