Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 1:06:45 GMT -5
Scene: Outside Patio, Schlotzies Coffee, SilverLake California
(First thing you see is blue sky. Then as the vantage point adjusts, two well dressed 21st centry renaissance men sit before you, laptops open, custom vape mods of brushed stainless steel sitting upright on the table. One of the men speaks, sunglasses with a glint of sunlight shining off of them)
Man: Well well well..Looks like WCF made themselves big time players. Finally landing in the 21st century! Well bravo..you have made the best decision of your existence.
Allow me to introduce you to greatness..I am Sean Steadman, and this here, is the Brotastic Trevor Lomax, and we are The Millennial Falcons! You may say you've never heard of us, but that's the kind of lie we are used to hearing. Fact is, there is no way you haven't heard of us. Bro Trevor..Yo..Check this..
(Sean takes a large rip off his mod, causing a huge cloud of vapor. Sean poses as Trevor snaps a photo with his iPhone.)
Sean: That was sick! Totes P Bruh! Instabomb deployed!
Like I was saying. Trev. And I have been destroying the indies every since we met in high school. But not just for wrestling sake, nah bruh, we here to make a dif! Because all I've been seeing in the WCF has been straight misogyny, hate speech, all kinds of things that just aren't cool. See the WCF is full of brainless losers! By our mere presence, this place could actually get smarter. Sure could not get any dumber.
Trevor: Bruh..
Sean: Trev! The people need to know man! How can they be enlightened if they don't know? This is a new world! These sycophants do not know the meaning of half of my vocab. That, and we are the supreme! These mere wrestlers should acknowledge that we are their superiors and get it over with! But first, even though we deserve higher billing, that belongs to those racist, homophobic idiots in Panthenon. Instead we open in a 4 way to start the card. Fans best get there early because the headliners are gong first! Trev, what do you have on Emerick?
Trev: This guy. Typical muscle bound bully who named different moves after Alaska because he could not think of anything. This walking parecium calls his moves Welcome to Anchorage.
Sean: ey, you wanna know what volume 6 is? Suicide. That's the way Welcome to Anchorage makes most people feel like ta king their lives.
Then there is Rise who fancies himself a ladies man. Your type of bravado went away with the Republicans. You ever need advice hit me up! Your lack of success with the ladies reminds me of how little success you two will have come Slam. Don't worry, you won't be the first nor the last charlatans That my bruh Trev and I will educate through wrestling! This is our goal. To make WCF a better place.
WCF, welcome to the era of the Falcons.
(Phone quickly flips off.Black screen)
(First thing you see is blue sky. Then as the vantage point adjusts, two well dressed 21st centry renaissance men sit before you, laptops open, custom vape mods of brushed stainless steel sitting upright on the table. One of the men speaks, sunglasses with a glint of sunlight shining off of them)
Man: Well well well..Looks like WCF made themselves big time players. Finally landing in the 21st century! Well bravo..you have made the best decision of your existence.
Allow me to introduce you to greatness..I am Sean Steadman, and this here, is the Brotastic Trevor Lomax, and we are The Millennial Falcons! You may say you've never heard of us, but that's the kind of lie we are used to hearing. Fact is, there is no way you haven't heard of us. Bro Trevor..Yo..Check this..
(Sean takes a large rip off his mod, causing a huge cloud of vapor. Sean poses as Trevor snaps a photo with his iPhone.)
Sean: That was sick! Totes P Bruh! Instabomb deployed!
Like I was saying. Trev. And I have been destroying the indies every since we met in high school. But not just for wrestling sake, nah bruh, we here to make a dif! Because all I've been seeing in the WCF has been straight misogyny, hate speech, all kinds of things that just aren't cool. See the WCF is full of brainless losers! By our mere presence, this place could actually get smarter. Sure could not get any dumber.
Trevor: Bruh..
Sean: Trev! The people need to know man! How can they be enlightened if they don't know? This is a new world! These sycophants do not know the meaning of half of my vocab. That, and we are the supreme! These mere wrestlers should acknowledge that we are their superiors and get it over with! But first, even though we deserve higher billing, that belongs to those racist, homophobic idiots in Panthenon. Instead we open in a 4 way to start the card. Fans best get there early because the headliners are gong first! Trev, what do you have on Emerick?
Trev: This guy. Typical muscle bound bully who named different moves after Alaska because he could not think of anything. This walking parecium calls his moves Welcome to Anchorage.
Sean: ey, you wanna know what volume 6 is? Suicide. That's the way Welcome to Anchorage makes most people feel like ta king their lives.
Then there is Rise who fancies himself a ladies man. Your type of bravado went away with the Republicans. You ever need advice hit me up! Your lack of success with the ladies reminds me of how little success you two will have come Slam. Don't worry, you won't be the first nor the last charlatans That my bruh Trev and I will educate through wrestling! This is our goal. To make WCF a better place.
WCF, welcome to the era of the Falcons.
(Phone quickly flips off.Black screen)
