1. "Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal; bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make it into something better, or at least something different." - T.S. Eliot.
All new WCF signees will be given a smallpox blanket as part of their welcome basket to avoid furthering having to fucking annotate parody within our promos. Gotta remember that the literacy rate is higher than your shoe size off the reservation. #Justice4WhiteFang #JeSuisLondon
2. Teddy will at least TRY to get it up for a match so long as it's for a title, doesn't call for him to represent the WCF he's previously claimed to love, and fits into his increasingly busy masturbation schedule.
3. Lilith has neither boundaries nor self respect but likely a newfound--and warranted--love for the artist Phil Collins. And I stress the word artist.
4. As originally suspected by...oh I don't know...fucking everybody, teachers are losers. Failed teachers working at drug stores are an even less reliable and less honorable subset of loser henceforth to be known as a "Cliff."
5. It's becoming increasingly clear "which ZMAC you're going to get." (lolfgt)
6. Gemini isn't as dumb as he looks, he opens his promo by hedging his bets and setting up a post title-shot-fail feud fueled by Bates hate. Relatedly, Gemini's posted rates for teleporter-rental are well below market price.
7. Pantheon aren't even going to have to actually beat half of the "New Error" to send them running. These fucklets are dropping like flies before they're even swatted.
8. If Odin Balfore offers to be your tag partner, for fuck's sake just take it. What kind of self-deluded narcissist turns that shit down?!