Post by Lilith on Oct 30, 2016 6:59:11 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we find WCF Worlds Greatest Boobs Champion, Lilith, walking through the backstage corridor with her title over her shoulder. Lilith appears to be full of absolute Grrrrrr as she storms past everyone who comes her way until one of them, a certain Hank Brown (the nonbear version) holding a microphone outstretched in his chubby little gross hands, steps up to Lilith placing the microphone under her face. Lilith practically growls a thunderous growl fighting to hold back the urge to punch him in his stupid ugly little face, as Hank just stands there looking all smug and annoying!
Hank Brown: Lilith, tonight you step into the ring with the legendary Adam Young for a chance to go one on one with…
Lilith suddenly cuts him off, placing a hand in front of his face.
Lilith: Yeah, yeah we gets it. We ALLS gets it! Sethykins wants me and Mistah Adam to go to the ring and beat the stuffings outta each others so we cans go and play house with some face paints wearing, Clowny looking, juggalo impersonating FAGGOT BEAR!!!
Hank gasps at what Lilith had just said, totally unfamiliar with her saying such bad bad words. It's a good job he wasn't Jeff Purse otherwise he'd have been in tears right now.
Lilith: Sorry, gots carried away with my grrrrrrr right there! But anywayz… what was you sayings?
Hank Brown: Do you have any thoughts on your upcoming match with Adam Young?
Lilith: Ohhhhhh my play time with Mistah Adam? Nopes! I gots nothings to say on that AT ALL!!!
At this point Lilith attempted to walk away, however Hank steps in her way preventing her from doing so which just annoyed the brunette soooooooo much!!!
Hank Brown: You have no comments at all? Really? That's not like you…
Lilith: Yeppers, Yeppers… Tisnt like me, right?! Tisnt like Lilo AT ALL!!! What you wants me to tells you how imma rip his stuffings out and make him my bitch bear and then has cookies afterwards whilst he gets takens away to hospitals cos of Lilo going so grrrrrrr on him?!
Lilith finally stops for breath as she got so carried away just then.
Hank Brown: Errrrr, I guess something like that, yeah.
Lilith: Yeppers! Not gonna happens though… not right meow, not evers!
Hank Brown: Ummmmm, if you don't mind me asking… why not?
Lilith: Why not?! You wants to knows why?! Cos FUCK SETHYKINS LERCH FACE IS WHY NOTS!!!
Once again Hank gasped.
Hank Brown: Whoa!
Lilith: That's not your line, Jerk Face! But Yeppers… fuck Sethykins! Fuck him BIG time! And not even the goods kind of fuckings either! Not like the kind of fuckings I hads with Sharky… NO WAY NEAR AS GOOD AS THAT!!!
Hank Brown: Why are you so angry at Mr Lerch, Lilith?
Lilith stares at Hank, an eyebrow raised so good even that black bear actor Lilith loved so much would be proud of her.
Lilith: Mistah Lerch? Who the heck bears is that?!!
Hank Brown: Seth Lerch… Sethykins!
Lilith: Ohhhhhh him! Fuck him… useless boudle bitch trashcan faced whore!!!
Hank Brown: But, why are you so angry at him?
Lilith: Why?! Cos everything that moron face touches turns to poop or ruins itself… everything wrongs in this place? His fault! EVERYTHING!!! Fact a group who supposed to be for WCF is full of selfish, meanie faced, clowns and jerk faces when TRUE proper WCF peoples like Lilo, Mistah Adam, Mistah Peanut, Doccy and soooooooo many others don't gots anything to do with its… his fault! Fact a freaking clown keeps being in world title matches when proper worthy peoples don't gots a shot… his fault! Fact the WCFs literally fallings apart no matters what we dos… his faults!
Lilith pauses for a moment, a tear coming into her eye.
Lilith: Fact my Logi Bear no where to be found… HIS FAULT!!! Far as am concerneds Sethy can go die in a ditch tonight's and no bear would care!!! Sethykins wants to puts me and Mistah Adams against each others for a CHANCE to fight for a titles?!! I CALLS BEAR POOP!!! Who he thinks we are?! Jobber bears?! We is legends in this place!!! We shoulds just be GIVEN the titles! So FUCK YOU SETHYKINS for that one too!!! Mistah Adam wanna go aheads with this stupid stuffs?! Fine! But imma tells you right meow… Lilo does not care bear about this match and Lilo does not care bear about the chance to fight Captain Clowny Juggalo either!!! Lilith learned a long time ago that if Lilo want stuffs, bestest thing to do is to just go gets it… and tonight imma do just that! And nos… it gots NOTHING to do with some dumb clown face AT ALL!!! Now gets outta my face BITCH BEAR!!!
Lilith storms away from Hank Brown as the scene fades out.
Hank Brown: Lilith, tonight you step into the ring with the legendary Adam Young for a chance to go one on one with…
Lilith suddenly cuts him off, placing a hand in front of his face.
Lilith: Yeah, yeah we gets it. We ALLS gets it! Sethykins wants me and Mistah Adam to go to the ring and beat the stuffings outta each others so we cans go and play house with some face paints wearing, Clowny looking, juggalo impersonating FAGGOT BEAR!!!
Hank gasps at what Lilith had just said, totally unfamiliar with her saying such bad bad words. It's a good job he wasn't Jeff Purse otherwise he'd have been in tears right now.
Lilith: Sorry, gots carried away with my grrrrrrr right there! But anywayz… what was you sayings?
Hank Brown: Do you have any thoughts on your upcoming match with Adam Young?
Lilith: Ohhhhhh my play time with Mistah Adam? Nopes! I gots nothings to say on that AT ALL!!!
At this point Lilith attempted to walk away, however Hank steps in her way preventing her from doing so which just annoyed the brunette soooooooo much!!!
Hank Brown: You have no comments at all? Really? That's not like you…
Lilith: Yeppers, Yeppers… Tisnt like me, right?! Tisnt like Lilo AT ALL!!! What you wants me to tells you how imma rip his stuffings out and make him my bitch bear and then has cookies afterwards whilst he gets takens away to hospitals cos of Lilo going so grrrrrrr on him?!
Lilith finally stops for breath as she got so carried away just then.
Hank Brown: Errrrr, I guess something like that, yeah.
Lilith: Yeppers! Not gonna happens though… not right meow, not evers!
Hank Brown: Ummmmm, if you don't mind me asking… why not?
Lilith: Why not?! You wants to knows why?! Cos FUCK SETHYKINS LERCH FACE IS WHY NOTS!!!
Once again Hank gasped.
Hank Brown: Whoa!
Lilith: That's not your line, Jerk Face! But Yeppers… fuck Sethykins! Fuck him BIG time! And not even the goods kind of fuckings either! Not like the kind of fuckings I hads with Sharky… NO WAY NEAR AS GOOD AS THAT!!!
Hank Brown: Why are you so angry at Mr Lerch, Lilith?
Lilith stares at Hank, an eyebrow raised so good even that black bear actor Lilith loved so much would be proud of her.
Lilith: Mistah Lerch? Who the heck bears is that?!!
Hank Brown: Seth Lerch… Sethykins!
Lilith: Ohhhhhh him! Fuck him… useless boudle bitch trashcan faced whore!!!
Hank Brown: But, why are you so angry at him?
Lilith: Why?! Cos everything that moron face touches turns to poop or ruins itself… everything wrongs in this place? His fault! EVERYTHING!!! Fact a group who supposed to be for WCF is full of selfish, meanie faced, clowns and jerk faces when TRUE proper WCF peoples like Lilo, Mistah Adam, Mistah Peanut, Doccy and soooooooo many others don't gots anything to do with its… his fault! Fact a freaking clown keeps being in world title matches when proper worthy peoples don't gots a shot… his fault! Fact the WCFs literally fallings apart no matters what we dos… his faults!
Lilith pauses for a moment, a tear coming into her eye.
Lilith: Fact my Logi Bear no where to be found… HIS FAULT!!! Far as am concerneds Sethy can go die in a ditch tonight's and no bear would care!!! Sethykins wants to puts me and Mistah Adams against each others for a CHANCE to fight for a titles?!! I CALLS BEAR POOP!!! Who he thinks we are?! Jobber bears?! We is legends in this place!!! We shoulds just be GIVEN the titles! So FUCK YOU SETHYKINS for that one too!!! Mistah Adam wanna go aheads with this stupid stuffs?! Fine! But imma tells you right meow… Lilo does not care bear about this match and Lilo does not care bear about the chance to fight Captain Clowny Juggalo either!!! Lilith learned a long time ago that if Lilo want stuffs, bestest thing to do is to just go gets it… and tonight imma do just that! And nos… it gots NOTHING to do with some dumb clown face AT ALL!!! Now gets outta my face BITCH BEAR!!!
Lilith storms away from Hank Brown as the scene fades out.
