Post by thedraxdurant on Oct 29, 2016 18:29:24 GMT -5
October 23 SES HQ
**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**
**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**
Drax Durant: WHO IS IT!?
Jeff: It's me, your right hand man.
Drax Durant: COME IN JEFF!
**Jeff walks in and quietly shuts the door behind him.**
Drax Durant: Why have you interrupted me... Jeff.
Jeff: I have come to notify you of a recent development. It involves a previ--
Drax Durant: GET TO THE POINT JEFF!
**anxiously**
Jeff: WCF have offered you a contract!
Drax Durant: The Who?
Jeff: The WCF... The wrestling company... you used to work for.
Drax Durant: Ohhhh, them. What do they want from me.
**in pure disbelief**
Jeff: They didn't specify, but I assume they want you spread the Straight Edge Lifestyle. What else could they want.
Drax Durant: You're lying to ME! LOOK! You are my right-hand man RIGHT! So listen! I know you like the back of my hand, DO NOT lie to ME!
Jeff: B-But the contract is r-right here!
Drax Durant: Oh My God! It makes perfect sense! The WCF is full of beer guzzling, cigarette smoking, alcohol drinking, pot blazin, bottom of the barrel scum.
Jeff: You're totally right sir.
Drax Durant: When do I start... Who do I face... Where's the show? GIVE ME THE DETAILS JEFF!
Jeff: uhhh...Let's see, uhm. OH! October the 30th at the Helloween Pay-Per-View. Located at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota. Their putting you against Jaice Wilds vs Chaos vs Lup-us Onyx.
Drax Durant: Everything sounds just right, except... Who are these guys?
Drax Durant: I have never heard of these bacteria.
Drax Durant: Tell me more about these wannabes.
Jeff: I, for one do not know a single detail about these guys, and it'll most likely stay that way once you step in the ring with them.
Drax Durant: Thank you Jeff, now if you will... cease NOW! **motioning him out**
**October 26 SES HQ**
**Jeff and Drax sit in the broadcast room**
Jeff: You ready to make the announcement boss?
Drax Durant: Yea Jeff let's go... make it snappy!
Jeff: Alright everyone in position! **waving everyone to their spots.**
Drax Durant: Attention Everyone! I Drax Durant!... The Straight Edge Savior!... The Leader of the Straight Edge Movement!... Have an announcement to make! I am heading to Minnesota... To compete in the WCF!... At the Helloween Pay-Per-View!... Starting December 30th!... The WCF is Mine!... I WILL MAKE THE WORLD DRUG FREE!... NO ONE CAN STOP ME!...
**Jeff, along with everyone else in the room claps heavily, in order to please the boss**
Jeff: Bravo, Bravo!
Drax Durant: Shut Up Jeff... I can't hear my applause!
Jeff: OK.
Drax Durant: Shut the Fuck UP!
Drax Durant: Know speak Jeff! **waiting for the applause to die down.**
Jeff: Boss, have you trained for match yet?
Drax Durant: No why would I... When they throw me real competition, maybe I'll train. Now Out!
**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**
**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK**
Drax Durant: WHO IS IT!?
Jeff: It's me, your right hand man.
Drax Durant: COME IN JEFF!
**Jeff walks in and quietly shuts the door behind him.**
Drax Durant: Why have you interrupted me... Jeff.
Jeff: I have come to notify you of a recent development. It involves a previ--
Drax Durant: GET TO THE POINT JEFF!
**anxiously**
Jeff: WCF have offered you a contract!
Drax Durant: The Who?
Jeff: The WCF... The wrestling company... you used to work for.
Drax Durant: Ohhhh, them. What do they want from me.
**in pure disbelief**
Jeff: They didn't specify, but I assume they want you spread the Straight Edge Lifestyle. What else could they want.
Drax Durant: You're lying to ME! LOOK! You are my right-hand man RIGHT! So listen! I know you like the back of my hand, DO NOT lie to ME!
Jeff: B-But the contract is r-right here!
Drax Durant: Oh My God! It makes perfect sense! The WCF is full of beer guzzling, cigarette smoking, alcohol drinking, pot blazin, bottom of the barrel scum.
Jeff: You're totally right sir.
Drax Durant: When do I start... Who do I face... Where's the show? GIVE ME THE DETAILS JEFF!
Jeff: uhhh...Let's see, uhm. OH! October the 30th at the Helloween Pay-Per-View. Located at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota. Their putting you against Jaice Wilds vs Chaos vs Lup-us Onyx.
Drax Durant: Everything sounds just right, except... Who are these guys?
Drax Durant: I have never heard of these bacteria.
Drax Durant: Tell me more about these wannabes.
Jeff: I, for one do not know a single detail about these guys, and it'll most likely stay that way once you step in the ring with them.
Drax Durant: Thank you Jeff, now if you will... cease NOW! **motioning him out**
**October 26 SES HQ**
**Jeff and Drax sit in the broadcast room**
Jeff: You ready to make the announcement boss?
Drax Durant: Yea Jeff let's go... make it snappy!
Jeff: Alright everyone in position! **waving everyone to their spots.**
Drax Durant: Attention Everyone! I Drax Durant!... The Straight Edge Savior!... The Leader of the Straight Edge Movement!... Have an announcement to make! I am heading to Minnesota... To compete in the WCF!... At the Helloween Pay-Per-View!... Starting December 30th!... The WCF is Mine!... I WILL MAKE THE WORLD DRUG FREE!... NO ONE CAN STOP ME!...
**Jeff, along with everyone else in the room claps heavily, in order to please the boss**
Jeff: Bravo, Bravo!
Drax Durant: Shut Up Jeff... I can't hear my applause!
Jeff: OK.
Drax Durant: Shut the Fuck UP!
Drax Durant: Know speak Jeff! **waiting for the applause to die down.**
Jeff: Boss, have you trained for match yet?
Drax Durant: No why would I... When they throw me real competition, maybe I'll train. Now Out!
