The Rocky and Bullwinkle show(Helloween RP)
Oct 26, 2016 20:10:23 GMT -5
Gemini Battle, 6ix God, and 2 more like this
Post by Kidd Krazzy on Oct 26, 2016 20:10:23 GMT -5
10/28/16 Late Late at night, on a dark deserted highway.
Its good to be back on the main land. Dont get me wrong Hawaii is beautiful, but for a kid with no money, who cant talk to girls or swim, not much to do there. The dumpster diving was
good though found some unique food while there. Anyway im driving to the Xcel Energy Center, in St Paul, Minnesota! Excellling at having a center of energy is what i, Kidd Krazzy do best.
I'm like the powerpuff girls when they go to fight crime. I'm like Scooby and Shaggy when foods mentioned. I am the personification of energy! If cant tell im excited, not just to be at my
second ever ppv, but im going into Helloween a loser, yup i said it i lost all four matches ive had, so what, I am gunna come out the Alpha dog, WOOF WOOF WOOF baby!!
Buzz Buzz.....Buzzzzzz buzzzz buzzz
My phone. It's my brother Cody again. More bad news. I..I cant handle this right now, i gotta stay focused. A few more rings and it goes silent, for a few more miles. I then recieve a text.
I foolishly glimpse down at it {Hey dick head answer your damn phone, gramps passed away last night and they say grams wont make it thr...}
WHAM! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! CRUNCH!
Mater, My old Chevrolet C/10 Cheyenne pickup truck, crumples under the mass and sheer wieght of the moose. Glass shatters all around me, as I eat steering wheel.
The seat belt chokes the life outta me as the truck continues to veer and hit a median and flips.
NO!!! I shout as the truck slams into the ravine hard. No!!! I will not go out like this. I will not be denied my title shot!! I Squirm out of the jammed seatbelt, and kick the remains of the shattered windshield out of my way.
Leaping out of the truck I look over the remains of my last possession. Goodbye Mater, i now have nothing. Soon both my Grandparents will be dead, i have no home, Seth still hasnt paid me, and now i have no vehicle. hahahahahahahaha guess ya'll know what that means?
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE!!! I shout as i see the wounded moose and charge it. I do an outstanding vertical leap at the hobbling creature, and land a dropkick that connects on the brown meatbag staggering it. Shaking its massive head, it snorts and lowers its antlered skull. Blood pours from its side as it prepares to use skull bash on me.
I leap up striaght from prone position wrapping my twig like legs around the enraged beast massive neck.
I attempt a Hurricanranna, but the beast is sheer mass is just to much for me. We tumble head over hoof, human over moose back down into the ravine.
My eyes are glazed over and my head is bleeding, the moose lies dead in a pool of both our blood. Well at least ill have dinner tonight, i think as i hobble over to my deceased freind and pull a shard of metal from its ribcage. After a bit of looking around i gather some kindle and start a fire using the burning truck to help.
Then I use the metal shard to cut off peices of moose jerky and cook it. The meat taste like blood and gasoline.
After a few pieces of meat, i get full and start to doze off. But before i can completly fall asleep, the smoke from my fire pillars up and bellows, as Yami Yugi takes form in it.
"Kidd...Its time to d..ddd..dddd..dduel!!!!!!" he yells at me, then shifts and reforms into Prince Vegeta. Not believing my eyes i stand and wince as my side aches.
"This Alpha title match is over 9000!!" Vegeta Screams at me.
"P..prince Vegeta? I..I know. Thats why I must make it, i cant miss it."
"Fool! Show them your Final Form! GO!! Win in the name of Sayians everywhere!" As the words leav his mouth the smoke shifts yet again, this time taking the form of one of my three opponents at Helloween, Johnny Evil.
Evil is a smart man, not CJ Phoenix book smart, but deadly street smart. I contribute this to his upbringing in a city that is bankrupt.
I mean one growing up in Detroit would need to be street smart or end up dead.
He is a bit of a...um..an a-hole...sorry gam gam, but he is. I absently bite into some raw moose jerky as he speaks to me.
"Hey you stupid fuck! You dont stand a chance in hell at beating me let alone two others at Hellaween. All three of us are so far outta your league, you might as well be playing a differnt game punkass. So you got balls, once i kick them into your mouth, you can get on twitter and use your stupid lil nerd references to let everyone know how they taste you lil peice of shit. Your nothing, NOTHING! you lil fuck!!"
"NO!!!! NO i am the future Alpha champion, and the savior of the WCF!" I do a front flip, landing a senton on the hot fire scattering ashes everywhere and dispersing the cloud of smoke, only for it to shift evils body into Lilith in a princess Leia slave costume.
"Save us Kidd Bear, your our only hopes" she says before shifting into uncle Ben.
"With great power comes great responsibilty Kidd."
"I know uncle Ben, I will use the power of the Alpha title to cleanse the WCF roster of the filth and cut the disease from harming the fans anymore" I shout standing up.
Looking up i see uncle Ben has been replaced with another of my opponents, Jason O'Neal!
My blood boils and i ball up my fist.
Jason Firetrucking O'Neal!!!
I dont think he is as street smart as Johnny Evil, nor book smart like CJ Phoenix, but he is evil incarnate.
Like Dr doom and Maleficent had a baby. malicious smart if you will. He had kids shoot there fathers. He pumps poison into the world, all just to line his pockets with green. Whats worse?
He only wrestles for money! HE doesnt give a darn about the fans!!!!!
O'Neal's face seems to melt as he begins to speak "Don't you turn your back on me Kidd. I want to look at you when i kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!!"
O'Neal goes to choke me, i shut my eyes as something warm trickles down my leg. Nothing happens, i peak one eye open and Jason's gone and CJ Phoenix is there.
He just stands there like he is examining me. I respect this man, he is highly intelligent.
"Kidd Krazzy, I respect you, but your not ready. Your no where near ready to be the man it takes to hold my title let alone complete your goal that you set for yourself here in the WCF.
"
"CJ, I am going to have to respectfully dissagree. Words are cheap though, so i will prove my worth to you in that squared, well some what cubed ring! I'll prove my worth to you! and to the Locker room!!!!!"
Cj Smiles a perfect smiles then in his place is Peter Griffin.
"Hey..Hey you sleepy head. Ya you the asshole with the make up on. Why dont you wake up and stop ripping off my show and Tomahawks gimmick?"
BEEP......BEEP....BEEEEEEEP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whoa, I wake up laughing, but where am I? I'm in some strange bed, there is a machine nearby beeping in my ear as men in white coats scramble around me
checking various tubes in my arms. One stops seeing that im awake and ask me if i can speak
.
"HA...HA...Ha Yes! and I've got one question for my Hellaween opponents. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
{[This message has been brought to you by the Minnesota Road committee. Never Text and drive! Be safe America!]}
Its good to be back on the main land. Dont get me wrong Hawaii is beautiful, but for a kid with no money, who cant talk to girls or swim, not much to do there. The dumpster diving was
good though found some unique food while there. Anyway im driving to the Xcel Energy Center, in St Paul, Minnesota! Excellling at having a center of energy is what i, Kidd Krazzy do best.
I'm like the powerpuff girls when they go to fight crime. I'm like Scooby and Shaggy when foods mentioned. I am the personification of energy! If cant tell im excited, not just to be at my
second ever ppv, but im going into Helloween a loser, yup i said it i lost all four matches ive had, so what, I am gunna come out the Alpha dog, WOOF WOOF WOOF baby!!
Buzz Buzz.....Buzzzzzz buzzzz buzzz
My phone. It's my brother Cody again. More bad news. I..I cant handle this right now, i gotta stay focused. A few more rings and it goes silent, for a few more miles. I then recieve a text.
I foolishly glimpse down at it {Hey dick head answer your damn phone, gramps passed away last night and they say grams wont make it thr...}
WHAM! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! CRUNCH!
Mater, My old Chevrolet C/10 Cheyenne pickup truck, crumples under the mass and sheer wieght of the moose. Glass shatters all around me, as I eat steering wheel.
The seat belt chokes the life outta me as the truck continues to veer and hit a median and flips.
NO!!! I shout as the truck slams into the ravine hard. No!!! I will not go out like this. I will not be denied my title shot!! I Squirm out of the jammed seatbelt, and kick the remains of the shattered windshield out of my way.
Leaping out of the truck I look over the remains of my last possession. Goodbye Mater, i now have nothing. Soon both my Grandparents will be dead, i have no home, Seth still hasnt paid me, and now i have no vehicle. hahahahahahahaha guess ya'll know what that means?
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE!!! I shout as i see the wounded moose and charge it. I do an outstanding vertical leap at the hobbling creature, and land a dropkick that connects on the brown meatbag staggering it. Shaking its massive head, it snorts and lowers its antlered skull. Blood pours from its side as it prepares to use skull bash on me.
I leap up striaght from prone position wrapping my twig like legs around the enraged beast massive neck.
I attempt a Hurricanranna, but the beast is sheer mass is just to much for me. We tumble head over hoof, human over moose back down into the ravine.
My eyes are glazed over and my head is bleeding, the moose lies dead in a pool of both our blood. Well at least ill have dinner tonight, i think as i hobble over to my deceased freind and pull a shard of metal from its ribcage. After a bit of looking around i gather some kindle and start a fire using the burning truck to help.
Then I use the metal shard to cut off peices of moose jerky and cook it. The meat taste like blood and gasoline.
After a few pieces of meat, i get full and start to doze off. But before i can completly fall asleep, the smoke from my fire pillars up and bellows, as Yami Yugi takes form in it.
"Kidd...Its time to d..ddd..dddd..dduel!!!!!!" he yells at me, then shifts and reforms into Prince Vegeta. Not believing my eyes i stand and wince as my side aches.
"This Alpha title match is over 9000!!" Vegeta Screams at me.
"P..prince Vegeta? I..I know. Thats why I must make it, i cant miss it."
"Fool! Show them your Final Form! GO!! Win in the name of Sayians everywhere!" As the words leav his mouth the smoke shifts yet again, this time taking the form of one of my three opponents at Helloween, Johnny Evil.
Evil is a smart man, not CJ Phoenix book smart, but deadly street smart. I contribute this to his upbringing in a city that is bankrupt.
I mean one growing up in Detroit would need to be street smart or end up dead.
He is a bit of a...um..an a-hole...sorry gam gam, but he is. I absently bite into some raw moose jerky as he speaks to me.
"Hey you stupid fuck! You dont stand a chance in hell at beating me let alone two others at Hellaween. All three of us are so far outta your league, you might as well be playing a differnt game punkass. So you got balls, once i kick them into your mouth, you can get on twitter and use your stupid lil nerd references to let everyone know how they taste you lil peice of shit. Your nothing, NOTHING! you lil fuck!!"
"NO!!!! NO i am the future Alpha champion, and the savior of the WCF!" I do a front flip, landing a senton on the hot fire scattering ashes everywhere and dispersing the cloud of smoke, only for it to shift evils body into Lilith in a princess Leia slave costume.
"Save us Kidd Bear, your our only hopes" she says before shifting into uncle Ben.
"With great power comes great responsibilty Kidd."
"I know uncle Ben, I will use the power of the Alpha title to cleanse the WCF roster of the filth and cut the disease from harming the fans anymore" I shout standing up.
Looking up i see uncle Ben has been replaced with another of my opponents, Jason O'Neal!
My blood boils and i ball up my fist.
Jason Firetrucking O'Neal!!!
I dont think he is as street smart as Johnny Evil, nor book smart like CJ Phoenix, but he is evil incarnate.
Like Dr doom and Maleficent had a baby. malicious smart if you will. He had kids shoot there fathers. He pumps poison into the world, all just to line his pockets with green. Whats worse?
He only wrestles for money! HE doesnt give a darn about the fans!!!!!
O'Neal's face seems to melt as he begins to speak "Don't you turn your back on me Kidd. I want to look at you when i kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!!"
O'Neal goes to choke me, i shut my eyes as something warm trickles down my leg. Nothing happens, i peak one eye open and Jason's gone and CJ Phoenix is there.
He just stands there like he is examining me. I respect this man, he is highly intelligent.
"Kidd Krazzy, I respect you, but your not ready. Your no where near ready to be the man it takes to hold my title let alone complete your goal that you set for yourself here in the WCF.
"
"CJ, I am going to have to respectfully dissagree. Words are cheap though, so i will prove my worth to you in that squared, well some what cubed ring! I'll prove my worth to you! and to the Locker room!!!!!"
Cj Smiles a perfect smiles then in his place is Peter Griffin.
"Hey..Hey you sleepy head. Ya you the asshole with the make up on. Why dont you wake up and stop ripping off my show and Tomahawks gimmick?"
BEEP......BEEP....BEEEEEEEP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whoa, I wake up laughing, but where am I? I'm in some strange bed, there is a machine nearby beeping in my ear as men in white coats scramble around me
checking various tubes in my arms. One stops seeing that im awake and ask me if i can speak
.
"HA...HA...Ha Yes! and I've got one question for my Hellaween opponents. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
{[This message has been brought to you by the Minnesota Road committee. Never Text and drive! Be safe America!]}
