Hellimination Possibly Addresses CJ Phoenix's Participation

[CJ Phoenix]

The following is a statement issued by-

Phoenix: Kaiyah, why is this guy following us?

Kaiyah: Hell if I know, but I don't like it.

Phoenix: Should I Talon Kick him?

Nonononono! Please don't hit me. I'm just trying to get a statement from you-

Phoenix: No time! Got three minutes to catch a flight on the other side of the airport!

It won't take long. It's about you possibly being in the Hellimination match. Then it'll turn into a modified version of an internet pipe bomb and-

Kaiyah: This guy's still following us!?

Phoenix: Shoot him.

Nonono! I'll back off. Just put the gun down.

Kaiyah: The hell was that about?

Phoenix: I don't know. Think he said something about Hellimination.

Kaiyah: But...aren't the teams set already?

Phoenix: Yeah. Yeah they are.

Kaiyah: Two minute warning!

Phoenix: We got this.

(Meanwhile, near the middle of the airport)

WCF would like to remind the listeners that...wait...I think I had the same flight as them. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!