Oh my god i don't know what to call this!
Oct 21, 2016 13:24:18 GMT -5
Seth, Lilith, and 2 more like this
Post by Psychopomp on Oct 21, 2016 13:24:18 GMT -5
The camera opens in one of Honolulu local party mart. The store is fully decorated in the Halloween spirit with long ails of different costumes and various accessories. The store is pretty full of kids and parents running around trying to find the best costumes that will get them the most candy when they go door-to-door trick or treating.
From the crowd we notice two characters looking around around the store for something. Psychopomp and Damien Kaine are browsing the 'Clearance' section which apparently has a lot of WCF wrestlers costumes on sale.
Psychopomp: Hey DK look at those!
Pomp points out all the companies costumes that's on the racks.
Psychopomp: Ah man, Seth didn't even have costumes of us done! There's Butcher's costume on sale for 2.99$, it looks like it's a cheap plastic butcher knife and a broken bone. I guess it makes sense. There's a Teddy Blaze one too, 4.99$ and it's a pair of red glasses and a crown...Even one of Gemini for 9.99$ for a make-up kit and instructions on how to do bad face painting? And of course a muscle man costume for Bates and a fake beard at 14.99$, i just wished the muscle costume actualy came with clothes on it. Oh, there's even a Serujah one at 0.99$ and it's a box of floss. Looks pretty much the same as her wrestling attire.
Damian Kaine: Look Pomp, I know that we're bunk mates
Psychopomp: And it's awesome.
Damian Kaine: Sure, but why did you ask me to come with you?
Psychopomp: My scooter is still in the shop and I needed a ride
Damian Kaine: So you asked me just for my car?
Psychopomp: Can you blame me! You have a sweet ride man!
Damian shakes his head even if he's getting used to his new friends more carefree attitude than he used to be around with.
Damian Kaine: So what are you getting?
Psychopomp: Not ssuuurrreee yet...All i know is that i'm not getting the Butcher one...That's like so July 2016!
Damian Kaine: Man, just pick something.
Psychopomp: Hey hey don't rush me! Choosing the perfect Halloween costumes is a very important decision. Kev is organizing a bit halloween dance party at the camp and i want to be dressed to impress! Or dressed-up to scare? Is that a saying?
Damian Kaine: No.
Psychopomp: Fine.
Pomp and Kaine keeps walking around, looking at a bunch of different costumes from paw patrol for the kids to full size teddy bear costumes
Damian Kaine: Shouldn't you be concentrating more on your match with Kevin?
Psychopomp: I already done my studying. Even if they're all great wrestlers Kevin and I have this match in the bag this week! We have three really different team. One that's all 'WCF ISF THAW BESTS EVAH WE HATEZ PANTYONS!' another that's like ' OMYGUWD WE XO AWKSOME PANTYONE 4 EVAH WCF NEWS SUCXS' and me and Kev that are like ' Who cares let's just beat their asses'
Damian Kaine: Did you really have to make that dumb Lilith voice when you said that?
Psychopomp: Yes.
Damian Kaine: Even if you said that they're not going to go easy on The Brotherhood.
Psychopomp: I know, Pantheon wants to win at any cost and that won't chance specifically since Rabid is in it. We'll just have to keep a close eye on the dirty tricks they might try to do, unless it's on Bates and Battle. Then they can do whatever they want. I'm sure old man Rabid will have a few tricks up his sleeves. People keep calling the Brotherhood a cult, that we drink the kool-aid and stuff but it's not. I mean look at what he's doing?! That's some *beep* up *beep* right there!
Damian Kaine: Yeah last week promo was pretty intense.
Psychopomp: I'm really surprised that someone with his background would do something like that. but maybe that's what joining the beachkrew or Partyon or whatever does to you. That's what so awesome about the Brotherhood, we're just trying to help each other and help our community grow. Not drug people in masks while rambling prayers or even have people tied up and play imaginary role-play at the same time.
DK and Pomp are still walking around and Psychopomp stop to giggle at a Hawkeye costume
Damian Kaine: I can't believe Seth let them back in the WCF.
Psychopomp: I know right? We already had our fair share of crazy people and then we get those added to cookie mix.
Damian Kaine: What about other guy?
Psychopomp: Dirty Sanchez?
Damian Kaine: Yeah him.
Psychopomp: What about him?
Damian Kaine: I don't know?
Psychopomp: The Colombian guy?
Damian Kaine: Isn't the mayor of somewhere?
Psychopomp: I think so and a born again ultimate fighter?
Damian Kaine: Why do you say that?
Psychopomp: Didn’t he put on a baby Jesus play in his last Promo? I fell asleep while watching it but I think he did.
Damian Kaine: Maybe, I'm pretty busy with my matches and getting team WCF ready, still not sure why i'm here with you.
Psychopomp: Because you have a car and i'm awesome but back to the mustache ride i feel for the guy.
Damian Kaine: Why would you?!
Psychopomp: He's fighting the biggest fight of his life: Weight. Poor guy was probably bulimic and that's why he wants to gain weight, so he can be a decent wrestler again. It must be hard on the muscles to lose weight like that and then try to do all those kung-fu moves like the muscles from Brussels used to do.
Damian Kaine: I don't think that's what he meant from his profile package Pomp...
Psychopomp: Well it has to be! I don't see any other explanation for it. I hope the good people from wherever he's mayoring at are supporting him in his hard time. I hope he gets better soon.
Pomp and Kaine are stopped by a couple of fans and take some quick selfies with them before getting back to their conversation
Damian Kaine: I hope you guys kick their asses. They really need to be brought down a peg or two.
Psychopomp: Well the odds are against them, even if it’s 3 teams fighting each other only one is from the Pantheon. Ok the other team is the mountain and the sad alien slash person. Some of WCF top guys who until a couple weeks ago were champions here. Maybe we’ll united our forces against the ‘evil’ Pantheon? Who knows what going to happen! It’s going to get crazy in that ring!
Damian Kaine: It’s always crazy with you.
Psychopomp: Haha, I know right?!
Damian Kaine: So are you going to pick something or not?
Pomp looks around one last time
Psychopomp: Yeah i think i finaly found the ppeeerrffecctt costume.
He grabs the best looking Optimus Prime
Damian Kaine: Good choice.
Psychopomp: It’s gona be AWESOME!
Both of them goes to the cash register to pay for his new costume and then leaves in Damien's car