Pantheon Announces Wrestler of the Week

[6ix God]

In lieu of an official announcement, we at Pantheon have huddled among ourselves and determined that this week's wrestler of the week.  

For his commitment to quality television, selfless devotion to bullying Gemini Battle, and stand-in as timekeeper it is impossible to select anyone else.  This week's wrestler of the week is me, Jared Holmes.

I'd like to thank my brothers in Pantheon, my beautiful fiancee, Frank Venable, Louisville Sluggers, Lilith and her awesome boobs (call me), my boss Seth Lerch, the back of Gemini's head for being a big and easy target, and "Iron" Andre Holmes.  I would not like to thank Bates, a proven troublemaker who has already stooped to locker room politicking to compensate for his inferior talents both in the ring and in the bedroom, ZiTi who are definitely juggalos and definitely bang each other, Johnny Evil for response shooting, and Riddlebox.  Fuck you, Riddlebox.

[Brofessor Coach]

This is a wonderfully seasoned post.

[John Rabid]

Oct 17, 2016 11:37:01 GMT -5 6ix God said:

In lieu of an official announcement, we at Pantheon have huddled among ourselves and determined that this week's wrestler of the week.  

For his commitment to quality television, selfless devotion to bullying Gemini Battle, and stand-in as timekeeper it is impossible to select anyone else.  This week's wrestler of the week is me, Jared Holmes.

I'd like to thank my brothers in Pantheon, my beautiful fiancee, Frank Venable, Louisville Sluggers, Lilith and her awesome boobs (call me), my boss Seth Lerch, the back of Gemini's head for being a big and easy target, and "Iron" Andre Holmes.  I would not like to thank Bates, a proven troublemaker who has already stooped to locker room politicking to compensate for his inferior talents both in the ring and in the bedroom, ZiTi who are definitely juggalos and definitely bang each other, Johnny Evil for response shooting, and Riddlebox.  Fuck you, Riddlebox.

@theripper

Fantastically seasoned choice here by Pantheon! Jared has been a stand out all week; from his biting satire against the miscreant named, Gemini Battle, to his almost Jonathan Swift sense of elegant wordplay as he exposed the double standards of the companies lower tier (Bates). Over the past seven days, Jared has exhibited the kind of professional fortitude all others should aspire to!

Bravado! 

[Jayson Price]

@realjaysonprice

Very well deserved, there was no one better than Jared this week. We should all strive to be as excellent as him.

[Gavin Burnside]

@realwcf

The World Children's Fund would like to congratulate Jared Holmes on his very well deserved honor this week. A true gentleman and a fine friend to all those in need around the world.


Mahadsanid!
(thank you in somali)

[Crow McMorris]

@murdermachine

Jared Holmes. One tough sumbitch. 

I approve.

[Rico Rojas]

Jared, bettah than 99.9 percent of these puta bitches!

#beachkrew4sealyfe!

[6ix Goddess]

@sixgoddessshark

i hav the bess fiancee n the wurld :')

["J.J." Johnson]

NORMALL ID NEVER SIGN OFF ON THESE SORT OF ENTITLED MILLENIALS WITH THEIR DRUGS AND HIP HOP BUT JARED HOLMES IS A REAL AMERICAN AND GOD BLESS HIM