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Oct 17, 2016 7:22:38 GMT -5
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Smarts TV
For just $9.99 a month, you can buy Smarts TV with channels such as...
News Channel
Anchorman: Hello, I'm Wally Martin, but you can call me Wal Mart. Tonight, on Breakfast News, the investigation on why 13-year old boys laugh when they look at '5318008' upside down on a calculator. But first, the interview with Jack Jones, a criminal but a father of three.
<Transition>
Interview: Hello, Jack.
Jack: Hello.
Interview: How's jail going, bitch?
Jack: I never deserved it.
Interview: You left two smelly socks in the lounge room. Do you know how much harm this can cause?
Jack: That's it,
Jack (who seems ticked off) launches out of his seat and attacks the Interviewer
<beep>
Wal: We do have some technical difficulties...
Music Channel
Pikotaro:
I have a pen, I have an apple- applepen!
I have a pen, I have pineapple- pineapplepen!
Applepen, pineapplepen, penpineappleapplepen.
Penpineappleapplepen.
Drama Channel
Straight into a kissing scene.
Man: But, I need to tell you something...
Woman: What?
Man: I'm actually a girl.
Woman: That's... that's just... even more romantic!
And into a lesbian kissing scene, I suppose...
Seminar Channel
Shia LeBeouf: Just... do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams! Yesterday, you said tomorrow- that's today! Just do it!
Religious Motivational Speaker: Do you know what fries are? Delicious. But what else? A gift from God. So next time you have fries, just say to yourself, 'Thank you God for these heavenly fries
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GOD FOR DEEZ FRIES!
Me: That got weird.
Music Channel (again)
Dr. Jean:
Peel the avocado, peel the avocado, peel the avocado, peel the avoocaadoo
Guacamole, gua-guacamole, guacamole, gua-guacamoolee
Sports Channel
Mickey Foal: What a RAW we have tonight! Don Weiner and Andy Horton battle it out!
Hairy King Brawler: But first, a battle between The Teethster and Pain.
Later...
The Teethster with the Teethster Bomb! Hang on, Pain no-sells it and does a Croak Slam! 1-2-3!
Kids Channel
Lola: Vamonos, I'm Lola the Explo-la. Can you tell me where the bridge is?
Me: It's right behind you!
Lola stares at me blankly for what seems like an hour.
Lola: What? I can't hear you!
Me: You know what forget it.
Lola: Oh, the bridge was behind me all along!
Action Channel
Michael Jackson: I could be Agent M!
*Men In Black Reference*
Agent J uses the memory wipe flash-y thingy
Agent J: Thank you for taking part in the Smarts TV test trial. Have a nice day.
For just $9.99 a month, you can buy Smarts TV with channels such as...
News Channel
Anchorman: Hello, I'm Wally Martin, but you can call me Wal Mart. Tonight, on Breakfast News, the investigation on why 13-year old boys laugh when they look at '5318008' upside down on a calculator. But first, the interview with Jack Jones, a criminal but a father of three.
<Transition>
Interview: Hello, Jack.
Jack: Hello.
Interview: How's jail going, bitch?
Jack: I never deserved it.
Interview: You left two smelly socks in the lounge room. Do you know how much harm this can cause?
Jack: That's it,
Jack (who seems ticked off) launches out of his seat and attacks the Interviewer
<beep>
Wal: We do have some technical difficulties...
Music Channel
Pikotaro:
I have a pen, I have an apple- applepen!
I have a pen, I have pineapple- pineapplepen!
Applepen, pineapplepen, penpineappleapplepen.
Penpineappleapplepen.
Drama Channel
Straight into a kissing scene.
Man: But, I need to tell you something...
Woman: What?
Man: I'm actually a girl.
Woman: That's... that's just... even more romantic!
And into a lesbian kissing scene, I suppose...
Seminar Channel
Shia LeBeouf: Just... do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams! Yesterday, you said tomorrow- that's today! Just do it!
Religious Motivational Speaker: Do you know what fries are? Delicious. But what else? A gift from God. So next time you have fries, just say to yourself, 'Thank you God for these heavenly fries
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GOD FOR DEEZ FRIES!
Me: That got weird.
Music Channel (again)
Dr. Jean:
Peel the avocado, peel the avocado, peel the avocado, peel the avoocaadoo
Guacamole, gua-guacamole, guacamole, gua-guacamoolee
Sports Channel
Mickey Foal: What a RAW we have tonight! Don Weiner and Andy Horton battle it out!
Hairy King Brawler: But first, a battle between The Teethster and Pain.
Later...
The Teethster with the Teethster Bomb! Hang on, Pain no-sells it and does a Croak Slam! 1-2-3!
Kids Channel
Lola: Vamonos, I'm Lola the Explo-la. Can you tell me where the bridge is?
Me: It's right behind you!
Lola stares at me blankly for what seems like an hour.
Lola: What? I can't hear you!
Me: You know what forget it.
Lola: Oh, the bridge was behind me all along!
Action Channel
Michael Jackson: I could be Agent M!
*Men In Black Reference*
Agent J uses the memory wipe flash-y thingy
Agent J: Thank you for taking part in the Smarts TV test trial. Have a nice day.
