Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Oct 16, 2016 9:04:58 GMT -5
:: Hawaii again. No big lead up, no sex in a broom closet. No taking anything over. No drugs. Just a shitty one sided match in a shitty company. What the hell is management thinking? Anyways for your viewing pleasure he is none other than the most watched guy in the business, “The Real Deal” Jason O’Neal. He is simply sitting in his hotel room enjoying a room service breakfast. The camera arrives and he slides the eating tray away from view of the camera. He clears his throat and begins to grace the screen with his infamous voice…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Gimmicks and cheap tricks beat realism any day. F*cking promo of the weak was a Scooby-Doo bit? Masks on top of masks on top of masks? That’s what goes for entertainment in this jacked up f*cktard reproduction of Hiroshima circa 1945, they call the WcF. Gemini Battle snuck out with the TV Title based on the same gimmick bullshit. What the f*ck do they want? A picture of Johnny Rabid explaining how he got rabies? By the way… that is doing the dirty with a raccoon. It wasn’t pretty, but the video is on Youtube. Hashtag insert funny GIF here and win a shitload of fan approval. This isn’t wrestling. Every match has devolved into some manifestation of the Internet Title match where dipsticks are looking for cheap laughs instead of quality stories.
I get it… WcF needs to sell tickets. They need to keep the money coming so they can continue to pay Corey Black, Logan, and Jared Holmes when they make their once a year appearance and fade away into oblivion. It seems the only legend that doesn’t fade into oblivion is the one we want to fade into oblivion and that is Oblivion himself. So if the same retards and uneducated turds can put either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump in the White House and have Gary Johnson or Jill Stein as back-ups… I see why shits like Bates, Holmes, Battle, Rabid, Belfore and all the rest of these old school guys are so famous. The people rooting for them are dumber than they are. If they have millions of fans, it doesn’t make them a good wrestler it just means that millions of fans are stupid.
Holmes was right. There is no poster with my face on it from this company. It damn near took an Act of Congress to get CJ Phoenix’s picture up and he is the former Alpha Champion. The WcF: World Confederate Foundation doesn’t want me there for obvious reasons. Nonetheless, Holmes forgets that I am not like all the other star-struck f*cks that walk around here with Seth’s dick in their asses. I don’t go around bowing down, like Cliff, to Battle and all these other do called legends. I call trash, trash. When I see a company going in the shitter, I call it out. They haven’t like me from the beginning.
There is a clear delineation between my status and Holmes’s worldview. First off, he is so insecure he needs a group of –ginas around him to make him feel special. Pantheon is the best stable around. They can fit all the horses’ dicks in there all the time. Zombie McMorris is the first eliminated in each battle royal. With friends that weak who needs enemies. Holmes sees facing off with the pedophile clowns in Zero Tolerance as a career defining moment. Holmes sees headlining Helloween in a 12 man elimination match as special. I see it as fruitless and another push for a has-been. I see it as hanging on to a legacy long forgotten by most of this generation of fans. The future is the Alpha Title. Three months away from a World Title Shot. Three months away from the place where gimmicks don’t amount to shit. That is worth the world, while Holmes’ obscure references to dipshits who no longer wrestle full time aren’t worth a pile of beans.
There are no breaks in this monologue… yea I know I am starting to sound like Bates. Once again I should, if I want to sell out to the lame ass fans who don’t understand what this is about, insert a GIF of Bates with “blah blah blah” or something. Or pull a mask out of my pocket and dress a goat and let Singh f*ck it. The Alpha Title is a great stepping stone to something better. Fighting Zero Tolerance and a bunch of other losers in an elimination match proves nothing. Holmes is clearly better than anybody in his Hellimination match. Holmes might be the best talent in this match at Slam. However, it’s like he said himself, keep him healthy because his body is not in wrestling shape. Management gives him easy ass matches against pee-ons like Johnny Evil and he can pad his stats. What good is a win if it is a NFL team playing a little league team? Holmes… one thing Holmes gotta realize is one on one… I can beat anyone on this roster and the management knows it. They panicked when I out promoted Bates in the TV Title match and let him pick his own one sided referee, who made that match ONE SIDED.
At Slam… Rabid, Moor, and Holmes take on a four month rookie, a guy living in his grandparents’ basement, and Johnny “Gimmick” Evil. So called legends taking on a motley crew of nobodies. I can’t even stomach Evil much less fight with him. And have you seen Kidd Krazzy in the ring? He is that little league team. I’m sure Evil will come out at the deadline or ten minutes before the production deadline and echo pretty much the same thing. To say… we have no shot… is an understatement. We have no gun and they have a nuclear bomb.
Another example of great planning. Holmes gets a break, Moor gets a break, Rabid gets a break, and before I get my shot at the faggot from Baton Rouge…I get an all-out ass whipping because Evil and Krazzy are pretty much the worst tag partners on the planet. Holmes cannot claim greatness if he wins this match… he can say thank you to management for making it easy for him. Just as I say thank you to them for the Alpha Title. At Helloween… I get to face the same jackoffs and CJ Phoenix for the Alpha Title. The dancing princess and all. I just wish I was on that poster so I could face a weak opponent this weak and claim greatness like Holmes is trying to do.
I, at the end of the day, may “just exist,” but damn for someone who just exists for four months to cause as much turbulence as I have... I got to say I exist pretty damn well. On the other hand, no one gave to shits about Holmes or even heard about him in the time I’ve been here. Except for the circle-jerk at the top who knew he existed but didn’t care because he is irrelevant. Irrelevance vs Existence… I choose the latter, but to each his own.
:: No gimmicks, no games… just a brief synopsis of life at the moment. Hope you gain a bit of enjoyment from it, if you don’t… it’s probably about you. Jason turns back to the NFL kickoff show he was watching prior to the camera’s entrance to the room and focuses his attention back to the breakfast he ordered. Fade to black…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Gimmicks and cheap tricks beat realism any day. F*cking promo of the weak was a Scooby-Doo bit? Masks on top of masks on top of masks? That’s what goes for entertainment in this jacked up f*cktard reproduction of Hiroshima circa 1945, they call the WcF. Gemini Battle snuck out with the TV Title based on the same gimmick bullshit. What the f*ck do they want? A picture of Johnny Rabid explaining how he got rabies? By the way… that is doing the dirty with a raccoon. It wasn’t pretty, but the video is on Youtube. Hashtag insert funny GIF here and win a shitload of fan approval. This isn’t wrestling. Every match has devolved into some manifestation of the Internet Title match where dipsticks are looking for cheap laughs instead of quality stories.
I get it… WcF needs to sell tickets. They need to keep the money coming so they can continue to pay Corey Black, Logan, and Jared Holmes when they make their once a year appearance and fade away into oblivion. It seems the only legend that doesn’t fade into oblivion is the one we want to fade into oblivion and that is Oblivion himself. So if the same retards and uneducated turds can put either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump in the White House and have Gary Johnson or Jill Stein as back-ups… I see why shits like Bates, Holmes, Battle, Rabid, Belfore and all the rest of these old school guys are so famous. The people rooting for them are dumber than they are. If they have millions of fans, it doesn’t make them a good wrestler it just means that millions of fans are stupid.
Holmes was right. There is no poster with my face on it from this company. It damn near took an Act of Congress to get CJ Phoenix’s picture up and he is the former Alpha Champion. The WcF: World Confederate Foundation doesn’t want me there for obvious reasons. Nonetheless, Holmes forgets that I am not like all the other star-struck f*cks that walk around here with Seth’s dick in their asses. I don’t go around bowing down, like Cliff, to Battle and all these other do called legends. I call trash, trash. When I see a company going in the shitter, I call it out. They haven’t like me from the beginning.
There is a clear delineation between my status and Holmes’s worldview. First off, he is so insecure he needs a group of –ginas around him to make him feel special. Pantheon is the best stable around. They can fit all the horses’ dicks in there all the time. Zombie McMorris is the first eliminated in each battle royal. With friends that weak who needs enemies. Holmes sees facing off with the pedophile clowns in Zero Tolerance as a career defining moment. Holmes sees headlining Helloween in a 12 man elimination match as special. I see it as fruitless and another push for a has-been. I see it as hanging on to a legacy long forgotten by most of this generation of fans. The future is the Alpha Title. Three months away from a World Title Shot. Three months away from the place where gimmicks don’t amount to shit. That is worth the world, while Holmes’ obscure references to dipshits who no longer wrestle full time aren’t worth a pile of beans.
There are no breaks in this monologue… yea I know I am starting to sound like Bates. Once again I should, if I want to sell out to the lame ass fans who don’t understand what this is about, insert a GIF of Bates with “blah blah blah” or something. Or pull a mask out of my pocket and dress a goat and let Singh f*ck it. The Alpha Title is a great stepping stone to something better. Fighting Zero Tolerance and a bunch of other losers in an elimination match proves nothing. Holmes is clearly better than anybody in his Hellimination match. Holmes might be the best talent in this match at Slam. However, it’s like he said himself, keep him healthy because his body is not in wrestling shape. Management gives him easy ass matches against pee-ons like Johnny Evil and he can pad his stats. What good is a win if it is a NFL team playing a little league team? Holmes… one thing Holmes gotta realize is one on one… I can beat anyone on this roster and the management knows it. They panicked when I out promoted Bates in the TV Title match and let him pick his own one sided referee, who made that match ONE SIDED.
At Slam… Rabid, Moor, and Holmes take on a four month rookie, a guy living in his grandparents’ basement, and Johnny “Gimmick” Evil. So called legends taking on a motley crew of nobodies. I can’t even stomach Evil much less fight with him. And have you seen Kidd Krazzy in the ring? He is that little league team. I’m sure Evil will come out at the deadline or ten minutes before the production deadline and echo pretty much the same thing. To say… we have no shot… is an understatement. We have no gun and they have a nuclear bomb.
Another example of great planning. Holmes gets a break, Moor gets a break, Rabid gets a break, and before I get my shot at the faggot from Baton Rouge…I get an all-out ass whipping because Evil and Krazzy are pretty much the worst tag partners on the planet. Holmes cannot claim greatness if he wins this match… he can say thank you to management for making it easy for him. Just as I say thank you to them for the Alpha Title. At Helloween… I get to face the same jackoffs and CJ Phoenix for the Alpha Title. The dancing princess and all. I just wish I was on that poster so I could face a weak opponent this weak and claim greatness like Holmes is trying to do.
I, at the end of the day, may “just exist,” but damn for someone who just exists for four months to cause as much turbulence as I have... I got to say I exist pretty damn well. On the other hand, no one gave to shits about Holmes or even heard about him in the time I’ve been here. Except for the circle-jerk at the top who knew he existed but didn’t care because he is irrelevant. Irrelevance vs Existence… I choose the latter, but to each his own.
:: No gimmicks, no games… just a brief synopsis of life at the moment. Hope you gain a bit of enjoyment from it, if you don’t… it’s probably about you. Jason turns back to the NFL kickoff show he was watching prior to the camera’s entrance to the room and focuses his attention back to the breakfast he ordered. Fade to black…
