Post by Kidd Krazzy on Oct 15, 2016 13:33:42 GMT -5
I'm in the back, waiting for the interviewer I was told would be coming to ask Me questions. The blonde woman begins to approach and i immediately begin to panic. please dont be the interviewer, please please awe poop... she stops in front of me with a camera man behind her...
Female: Hi I wanted to ask you a few questions about your upcoming match.
My knees are weak, palms are sweaty. i dont have moms spaghetti on my sweater already, well because i dont have a sweater...or a mom. Why'd it have to be a girl..why why why?
me: Um...uh....
I grab a pen from my pocket and snatch a paper from her clip board... my fingers graze hers and i can feel myself grow in areas....please dont lower the camera..please please , oh crud, what a jerk! i scribble my answer on the paper and hand it to the now irritated woman.
woman: Really? what you mute or some shit? never seen a woman by the looks it... ugh any way lets see what you wrote. "I cant believe that SSeth would put me in a match wiht that evil man, and i dont mean johnny evil".. really kid? you dont know our boss very well do you?
she glares at me as she finishes reading the note.
woman: "i will do my best ..." blah blah blah man i cant do this shit your pathetic, Jason O'Neal is gunna kill you and become the Alpha champ, then maybe you can go beat off to his winning picture, as for tonight you should probably just not show up for the match, as he wont need ether you nor that ghost rider wanna be.
As she walks a way her butt jiggles side to side, making me harder, i must do something before jerkwad behind the lens shows the world again. I grab the camera and shout into it
me: NO! Jason you better beware i dont care about this math tonight! I care about taking you out of the title picture you cant represent the future of WCF! your a horrible man and if you get in my way i will end you! As for my opponents, bring your A game because my team may not get along but we are the some of the best wrestlers in WCF today!
with that i smack the camera away and do the awkward shuffle away trying to conceal my boner.
Female: Hi I wanted to ask you a few questions about your upcoming match.
My knees are weak, palms are sweaty. i dont have moms spaghetti on my sweater already, well because i dont have a sweater...or a mom. Why'd it have to be a girl..why why why?
me: Um...uh....
I grab a pen from my pocket and snatch a paper from her clip board... my fingers graze hers and i can feel myself grow in areas....please dont lower the camera..please please , oh crud, what a jerk! i scribble my answer on the paper and hand it to the now irritated woman.
woman: Really? what you mute or some shit? never seen a woman by the looks it... ugh any way lets see what you wrote. "I cant believe that SSeth would put me in a match wiht that evil man, and i dont mean johnny evil".. really kid? you dont know our boss very well do you?
she glares at me as she finishes reading the note.
woman: "i will do my best ..." blah blah blah man i cant do this shit your pathetic, Jason O'Neal is gunna kill you and become the Alpha champ, then maybe you can go beat off to his winning picture, as for tonight you should probably just not show up for the match, as he wont need ether you nor that ghost rider wanna be.
As she walks a way her butt jiggles side to side, making me harder, i must do something before jerkwad behind the lens shows the world again. I grab the camera and shout into it
me: NO! Jason you better beware i dont care about this math tonight! I care about taking you out of the title picture you cant represent the future of WCF! your a horrible man and if you get in my way i will end you! As for my opponents, bring your A game because my team may not get along but we are the some of the best wrestlers in WCF today!
with that i smack the camera away and do the awkward shuffle away trying to conceal my boner.
