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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 12, 2016 22:35:28 GMT -5
I think Teddy fell asleep on his codeine again....'night buddy sweet dream  |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 13, 2016 0:51:51 GMT -5
@firestarter  #JustSayin |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 13, 2016 1:00:06 GMT -5
@firestarter
I wouldn't even mind the squares quite as much honestly if they were on things that were relevant...
funny...
had any redeeming qualities whatsoever...
But honestly you just seem to be pasting them on whatever insult seems to make sense at that instant?
You have to have relevance man, or else you're just creating nonsense.
"Lol, UR GEY because I put you on this picture"
Oh no! You have the intelligence of the average XBOX 360 playing, Call of Duty Microphoning, 12 year old child...
Whatever will I do?
It's getting to where you're not even insulting me anymore.
You're insulting the belt.
You're insulting the legacy.
Alex Richards, Zombie McMorris, Scarecrow, Odin Balfore...
Names, legends, innovators. Careers that exploded into legend or created rivalries that are STILL talked about because of this prize right here.
And what do you smear all over your screen when you have the chance to do the same?
"Lol, gey. Look at my basketball!"
You're making me feel far less guilty about what's going to happen to you Sunday, Pomp.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 13, 2016 8:14:25 GMT -5
@firestarter
Good morning Pomp, it's time for another day of torment!
Aren't you excited?
Make sure you're careful with that coffee though.
Lord knows you don't need any more burn wounds.
#ThirdDegree
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 13, 2016 9:21:54 GMT -5
Good morning Blaze! I had a great night, I hope you did too. I'm disappointed that you didn't like my goodnight message. It wasn't made out to be a 'gay' joke about you, it was more at a jab at Lilith have a dick and you liking being a dick. Maybe it was too subtle for you, I'll try to make it more obvious next time.
By the way your super Mario/slot machine gif was amazing! Good work. My style is different than yours mine is more like 'découpage'. Like cutting up pieces of a newsletter to make one of those old ransom note. I like it, the WCF Galaxy likes it and Sunday you'll understand why.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 13, 2016 12:48:14 GMT -5
@firestarter
You sound like the kind of guy who would own a beret.
Someone tells you (correctly) that your work is awful?
Suddenly it's a style.
No.
A style has merit, a style has effort, a style has more put into it than copycatting me and doing it so badly that the corners on your heads block out whatever is going on.
Check that basketball one, it just becomes a flying square.
But that's a style?
You sad, strange little man.
There are people with styles. Picasso, Manet, Jackson Pollock...
But you know what else their work has?
Substance.
Even when it's style over substance, there is still SOMETHING there. Some increment of logic, symbolism, anything.
What you give to me is recycled jokes from 1992 that you've slapped a bunch of stickers onto and claimed that it's a style.
If I didn't have a reason to pull your teeth out your ass and launch you like a slingshot into the sun before, you're just justifying my decision.
I will be making it a better world for the rest of us.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 13, 2016 15:02:02 GMT -5
@firestarter
Feels like I'm beating up on a coma patient. Every once in a while he'll moan something that probably makes sense in his head, but just makes everyone watching feel sorry for him.
Don't worry Pomp, you'll wake up one day.
Though I'm putting you back to sleep on Sunday.
#BetonIt
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 13, 2016 19:59:02 GMT -5
You sound like a man that need to get his prescription glasses changed. Can't even appreciate art when he sees it. Even if you say words it doesn't make them true. And what is wrong with berets?
I like doing them my way, you can keep doing what you want, it doesn't matter to me.
Oh and did you start wrestling in heels? I was sure I was taller than you.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 13, 2016 20:18:30 GMT -5
You sound like a man that need to get his prescription glasses changed. Can't even appreciate art when he sees it. Even if you say words it doesn't make them true. And what is wrong with berets? I like doing them my way, you can keep doing what you want, it doesn't matter to me. Oh and did you start wrestling in heels? I was sure I was taller than you. @firestarter You don't have to be small to be little, Pomp. When you honestly consider it a comeback to say that you're taller than I am? When you have the GALL, the Unadulterated stupidity! To think that that makes any difference at all. Then you are only proving me right, that you are the sad, crying little brother of professional wrestling. The perennial ten year old screaming in the grocery store because his mom won't buy him a box of cereal. You are an entitled, spoiled, brat of a human being who thinks that the world owes him a title just because. That he's a precious little flower because people smile at him. You dumb son of a bitch. This is a belt, this is a division that chews men up and spits them out. That scars them for life, that breaks bones and shatters spirits. The WARS that have been fought over this belt would make you cringe to even think about doing what some of the champions have done. But what's your response? "The People I showed my pictures to told me they were great" Shut your face-painted, slack jawed mouth and listen to me right now. Champions don't ask others if they are great. Winners don't ask others to validate their accomplishments. Champions win because they know. They can feel from the bottom of their heart that they have put everything on the line and that they have nothing left to give! It is a cold, dark mountaintop with nothing to greet you but grabbing hands on all sides. Greedy, clawed fingers reaching out and pulling as hard as they can to yank you down. You can't turn to them for support Pomp. You can't ask the hands for approval. You may be many things Pomp, but you are no champion. And as far as I'm concerned, until you open your eyes, you never will be. Now please, offer your 5th grade retort. Prove me right. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 14, 2016 19:34:27 GMT -5
@firestarter
They always think they're winning.
Always so sad when they catch on.
Don't worry Pomp, you might get another chance someday.
You know, to lose again.
Cause you're a loser.
Lol.
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 14, 2016 20:40:59 GMT -5
@firestarter They always think they're winning. Always so sad when they catch on. Don't worry Pomp, you might get another chance someday. You know, to lose again. Cause you're a loser. Lol. Oh there you are Teddy! I was waiting on you all day! Didn't even say good morning to me or nothing! After all this is done i'm going to our little talks. Could we stay pen pals after? That would be great. |
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 14, 2016 21:38:17 GMT -5
Hey man I was looking on the internets to find more info on you and I never knew you did a song for a movie! Pretty impressed  |
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 14, 2016 22:00:27 GMT -5
AND you were in a movie too...Man you look so happy back then...What happened?  |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 14, 2016 22:59:24 GMT -5
@firestarter
Well, so much for the style argument.
Time to get killing.
#Knucklecrack
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 14, 2016 23:08:56 GMT -5
@firestarter
You see, there's a certain art at play here, Pomp.
Let me give you a #Tutorial
I'm so far ahead that even if I am telling you how to do it.
It won't help.
I've scored 17 touchdowns and am chilling with a cheerleader.
You're in the locker room wondering what the applause noises are.
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 14, 2016 23:11:23 GMT -5
Oohhh nnooww yyoouuu ttaallkk aabboouuutttt aaarrttt pprrrff #thatwassolike2daysagofollowtheconvo
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 14, 2016 23:33:10 GMT -5
@firestarter For example:  You see? I put you in a picture that has the word psycho in it. I CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, MAKE FUNNY. Lol. But the problem is that you're putting me in one of the funniest movies ever made... As an insult? What's the phrase I'm looking for... Oh yeah, you're a moron. You don't think things through.  See Pomp? That's how you do it. You don't insult a man by puttin his face over a comedy legend. That's a compliment, Pomp. Hardly surprising though, you've been up on my jock for 6 pages now. Trying to do what I do. And failing. Badly. You have no legs to stand on, so you try to use me as a crutch. To bogart my style. Punk, I'm one of a kind. A leader. A Champion. What are you? You're nothing. And you're a nothing that has to try and be like me because he doesn't have anything of his own to offer. I don't even have to back this up. You've made all the evidence. Lol. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 14, 2016 23:35:18 GMT -5
@firestarter
I want to feel bad for you Pomp, to have sympathy.
But the simple fact is the more you try and talk, the less you register on my radar.
I could bring a blanket and pillow to our match this week and they'd still carry you out on a stretcher.
You're drowning, kid.
Don't kick harder.
Drink it in.
It'll be over before you know it.
But don't feel bad.
There was only one way this could have ended, after all.
#HailToTheKing
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 15, 2016 15:36:24 GMT -5
@firestarter
This guy only says things when I talk first.
Hasn't instigated a thing since page 1.
Just listens to me talk and posts a response.
Yet he wants to carry this division on his back.
Lol.
#FollowTheLeader
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 15, 2016 16:02:38 GMT -5
@firestarter
That's the thing about these challengers and the magnetic poetry they call promos.
"I'm gonna beat you"
"You're underestimating me"
"I'm going to shock the world"
They're all about winning this single match.
Proving to themselves and blah blah blah, just complete and utter trash.
Look, I get it. We all want to claim our place in history.
To get our picture put up in the hall of Internet champions.
Don't think beyond that.
You'd be happy to win the belt and lose in the first defense.
Not me.
When I won the People's Championship I carried longer than any other man waliking today. I went out of my way to challenge the hungriest competitors available.
I beat the very first champion and I did it with a smile on my face.
I'm three months in to the Internet title reign and I invented a new title, won that title, and now stand crowned as the dominant form of media in the company.
I've been elevating this belt to new heights since I won it, and that's a fact.
But all you can think about is winning this one time. For this one moment you get to drag down the belt I've been raising.
I just can't allow that to happen Pomp.
I will make these belts the most important in the company if I have to pave right over your career to do it.
Don't forget it.
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