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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 11, 2016 22:41:42 GMT -5
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 11, 2016 22:46:36 GMT -5
Teddy! You can't go making one AFTER i just told you what you should've done! And i already made a basketball one...Then you say i'm the one not being original.
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 11, 2016 22:52:11 GMT -5
Nice try |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 11, 2016 22:52:53 GMT -5
Teddy! You can't go making one AFTER i just told you what you should've done! And i already made a basketball one...Then you say i'm the one not being original. @firestarter You did it worse, I did it better.  |
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 11, 2016 22:58:42 GMT -5
Teddy! You can't go making one AFTER i just told you what you should've done! And i already made a basketball one...Then you say i'm the one not being original. @firestarter You did it worse, I did it better. Mine had a trampoline. Where was YOUR trampoline?! 2-300 I'm catching up Theoden! |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 11, 2016 23:01:50 GMT -5
Nice try @firestarter  At least put in a bit of effort, man. |
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 12, 2016 6:57:08 GMT -5
I had a dream last night and i dreamt that you changed your intro song...
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 12, 2016 7:16:37 GMT -5
Anyway, i made you break..   I mean urm, good morning! |
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 12, 2016 11:32:20 GMT -5
Still sleeping? Out again with the old folks home to the casino?
I was doing research and glasses and found this interesting chart
Is it true? And is this the reason why you are obsessed with Lilith?
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 12, 2016 12:24:00 GMT -5
@firestarter I give this guy all morning to himself and this is what he brings me? Charts? Pomp, let me make one thing crystal clear to you. Let me come to your condo and paint it on your wall. Let me paint it on my knuckles and then slam it into your forehead. When you have a chance to kill in an Internet title match, you unload. You uncork the arsenal and you slam the hardest shot you have into that jaw.  That you would come at me with your 5th grade, Microsoft PowerPoint, Look at what I made mommy little chart tells me absolutely one thing. You my friend are a complete and utter waste of a title match. Having you on my list of defenses will be an embarrassment that will haunt me for the rest of my career, to know that Seth had the audacity to lay you at my feet. You are a stain on the bottom of my shoe, and the only reason I am able to tolerate you at all is because I don't have to look at you, because I'm too busy grinding you into the pavement. On a whim I will take your career, pitiful as it is, and snap it in half like a celery stick. And the resonating sound around the world, well, it would be "Thank You" Except nobody knows who you are. So take your charts back to the bored room, pin em on the refrigerator where they belong, and don't come back till you have something worth a damn. I get the feeling I'll be waiting a while. |
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 12, 2016 13:14:13 GMT -5
My God Teddy take your glasses off! You can go in the condo, you can swipe all your shit in your hands to do Surrealism art on the walls but it'll be awkward because I told you that I live in a CABIN. I asked you if you lived in a condo and then rambled about something about needing to be places.
Maybe I'm new to this whole Internet match thing at least I know how to read. Take those nice glasses, fold them and tuck them away in your pocket close to your heart before you unload your mistakes into your face. (like that boxer guy you put yesterday)
You might complain about my drawing skills but art is subjective. You might not like them but EVERYONE I've showed them too found them hilarious. I give you props, I give you respect and I was silly enough to maybe except something similar back but no.
Seth gave me this opportunity probably because he wanted to annoy you but it's mostly because he thinks that I can beat you. Yes Mr. Blaze I can beat you and I think it's time that some one takes that belt away from you and let you go on an indefinite vacation and let some of the new blood have the place they deserve.
I might not have been here a long time but I've paid dues, I have battle in some of the craziest matches of the year and faced stronger opponents than you Blaze. So don't think that this 'stain' won't fight back and won't give everything he has to win this match. If you think that fighting me is such an embarrassment just image when you'll be lying down on your back, looking at the lights on the ceiling, breathing in that sweet Hawaiian air and hearing the ref count to three and raising MY arm in victory how it'll make you feel.
You can keep trying to insult me, it won't matter. I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing, going toe-to-toe against you and in the end you'll realize that you were wrong.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 12, 2016 13:41:09 GMT -5
@firestarter
Consider it a learning experience.
You want to dance, I'll dance, but you're going to get your legs broken.
You think you've paid dues?
That you have bought your way in.
Buddy, I'm going to collect your back rent.
I'm going to flay every ounce of ego from your miserable hide, string it up and make a psychopomp coat out of it.
I'm going to take my pound of flesh, I'm going to burn you like a candle until you are screaming for mercy.
Until you hurt so bad that you have moved beyond pain.
I'm going to leave you bloodied, broken, and crying.
And I'm going to make it.
Look.
Easy.
Because Pomp, you are a joke.
A punchline.
An asterisk on my media changing title reign.
Teddy Blaze defeated a list of great challengers*
I'm going 1% and you're talking about going toe to toe?
Keep on doing what you've been doing for the first pages.
Don't make me laugh.
See, the thing about being broken is that it can't get any worse, Pomp.
Don't worry though, you'll know what it's like soon enough.
You want to brag and hem haw like you have nothing to lose, you ten cent, jobbing LOSER?
I'm going to show you just how wrong you are.
It can ALWAYS get worse.
And you are about to find out just what that means.
*Psychopomp too
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 12, 2016 16:15:07 GMT -5
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 12, 2016 20:08:30 GMT -5
This is a great opportunity, maybe more for you than for me. Either way i see good things coming out of this match for me. For you maybe not so much, you can keep saying that you'll break me, skin me, wax me, drink my blood and all that jazz.  I can take the pain, i can take the punishment, i've woken up in glass shards and barbwire and have probably more stitches on me than brain cells left. I don't know if it's because you're taking it easy on me that you're not making sense 'It can't get any worse' then a couple seconds later 'It can always get worst'. You're saying that i'm the joke but clearly you're the joker between the two of us if you think it's in the bag for you. I'll just keep doing what i've been doing so far  |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 12, 2016 20:15:15 GMT -5
@firestarter
That second one looks like it's about to burst into flames.
It's stuttering worse than your promos.
This isn't even weak sauce.
This, this thing you're bringing to me?
It's water.
Fitting, as you've got the brain of a goldfish.
Funny, too. First time I've ever seen a fish drowning.
You need to be waving a white flag while you still have the chance.
Before I have to break out the red one.
#NoQuarter
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 12, 2016 20:19:37 GMT -5
@firestarter "Oh Mr. Blaze, don't you see how strong I am? I've woken up in barbed wire and thumbtacks" Yeah. Because you're a loser. And if you don't think that I can make each and every inch of you cry out in agony. For mercy. For forgiveness? You're even dumber than you look. You think you're hitting me back with your lame, whining defenses? You're just sputtering in the wind.  See? I can take clips from TV shows too. Give me a belt. You punk. You really don't get it, do you? You really think that you have a chance. This Sunday is just going to break your little heart, ain't it? That's okay though. It'll match the rest of you. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 12, 2016 20:23:09 GMT -5
@firestarter I can hear him right now, all the way from parts unknown...  "Maybe if I put enough words I can trick people into thinking I'm saying something meaningful." Lol. Pomp, Bro, it's not the length, it's what you do with it. Take that blue pill buddy and get back on that horse. I'm not done with you yet. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 12, 2016 20:48:27 GMT -5
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 12, 2016 21:56:14 GMT -5
Do you just talk in clichés? I thought Adrian was bad but maannnnnnn i'm getting tired of your rambling. You might think this is nothing but a game for you, but it's not for me. Keep barking, bark bark, the more you do the more it's starting to lose its meaning and Sunday i'll make you take back everything that you'll have said about me.  |
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 12, 2016 22:07:50 GMT -5
Oh wait...You were like that right?  |
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