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Post by Stephen Singh on Oct 10, 2016 10:16:22 GMT -5
TO: All WCF
FROM: Erica Baringer, Assistant to Steven Singh
RE: Partnership Opportunity at Helloween
As you may or may not be aware, Seth Lerch generously offered my employer, "Superstar" Steven Singh, an opportunity to win the WCF Tag Team Championships at Helloween. Unfortunately, Mr. Singh has thus far been unable to obtain the services of a partner that he feels is up to his standards. With that in mind, I have taken it upon myself to extend this career-changing offer to the entire WCF roster. Please complete the application I've provided below and send it directly to Stephen Singh so that we may discretely review all applicants and make our decision. I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I'm very well aware some of you may be slightly reticent to partner with my employer but I assure you that he values success above all else and will be focused solely on winning his first WCF Championship at Helloween. You'd assuredly be lucky to share the ring with him.
Thank you.
APPLICATION TO TEAM WITH STEVEN SINGH
Name:
WCF Record and/or Accomplishments:
Current Alliance(s):
Why should Mr. Singh choose you?
Rate Your Machiavellian Aptitude (1-10):
Please describe your greatest strength and your greatest weakness:
How do you resolve conflict with teammates?
If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
Any final comments?
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Post by Odin Balfore on Oct 10, 2016 10:45:40 GMT -5
TO: All WCF
FROM: Erica Baringer, Assistant to Steven Singh
RE: Partnership Opportunity at Helloween
As you may or may not be aware, Seth Lerch generously offered my employer, "Superstar" Steven Singh, an opportunity to win the WCF Tag Team Championships at Helloween. Unfortunately, Mr. Singh has thus far been unable to obtain the services of a partner that he feels is up to his standards. With that in mind, I have taken it upon myself to extend this career-changing offer to the entire WCF roster. Please complete the application I've provided below and send it directly to Stephen Singh so that we may discretely review all applicants and make our decision. I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I'm very well aware some of you may be slightly reticent to partner with my employer but I assure you that he values success above all else and will be focused solely on winning his first WCF Championship at Helloween. You'd assuredly be lucky to share the ring with him.
Thank you.
APPLICATION TO TEAM WITH STEVEN SINGH
Name: Odin balfore
WCF Record and/or Accomplishments: ... all of them
Current Alliance(s): none
Why should Mr. Singh choose you? Wcf legend, tag team specialist, best tag champion of all time
Rate Your Machiavellian Aptitude (1-10): trick question
Please describe your greatest strength and your greatest weakness:
I KILL jobbers
Ill get u into strange situations
How do you resolve conflict with teammates?
Beer
If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
Raccoon.. cuz gill is my spirit animal or wolf cuz AWOOOOOO
Any final comments?
U get to team with a wcf legend and God, truly this is the best use can get
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 10, 2016 11:01:05 GMT -5
APPLICATION TO TEAM WITH STEVEN SINGH
Name: Sunny the CoCo Puffs Bird
WCF Record and/or Accomplishments: Oscar winning Actress
Current Alliance(s): My only loyalties are to the delicious taste of RC Cola
Why should Mr. Singh choose you?
Why is such a benign question, good sir! What you should be asking is where you'll choose me. I suggest atop a barrel going over Niagara Falls, of course. Indeed, watching you go over that fall will do wonders for our marriage.
Rate Your Machiavellian Aptitude (1-10): Banana.
Please describe your greatest strength and your greatest weakness: Banana.
How do you resolve conflict with teammates?
Oil Wrestling.
If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
I would be an octopus in one of those Japanese cartoons. You know the ones I'm talking about? ...You do? You sick bastard.
Any final comments?
If elected as spokesperson for Pillsbury my first act will be the incarceration and public baking of the dough boy. That lard based ball of calories has been a burden on this company for too long, and will be made to feel the sheer audacity of his crimes one way or the other!
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Post by 6ix God on Oct 10, 2016 11:06:13 GMT -5
@sixgodshark
lmfao Teddy's finally lost it. The havoc I wreak within a week back
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 10, 2016 11:22:01 GMT -5
@sixgodshark lmfao Teddy's finally lost it. The havoc I wreak within a week back @firestarter The defanged shark speaks! Open thy maw and reveal the path to ultimate complacency! Reveal unto me thy secrets or else be cast free from this plane, as I have no use for the useless! We will fall or we will fall again! But we shall fall together!! #2h11hg3 #CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC |
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Post by 6ix God on Oct 10, 2016 11:27:57 GMT -5
But we shall fall together @sixgodshark #Triggered |
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Post by Odin Balfore on Oct 10, 2016 11:37:12 GMT -5
Dude should close this thread, there ain't no better tag specialist than me
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Post by Oath Breaker on Oct 10, 2016 11:55:31 GMT -5
Been watching you Singh, looking forward to a spirited match with you. Good luck with your partner, whoever you chose.
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Post by Stephen Singh on Oct 10, 2016 11:58:47 GMT -5
@surethingsingh Superstar's gonna be jacked on that Balfore application but did Lilith hack Teddy's account?  |
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Post by Lilith on Oct 10, 2016 12:11:05 GMT -5
@surethingsingh Superstar's gonna be jacked on that Balfore application but did Lilith hack Teddy's account?
NEVERS say my name again, Clown Face! Teddy isn't worthy enoughs to lick the dog poops off of my little booties! The idiot Teddy who is only known for wearing a mask... not my Teddy. My Teddy actually gots talents! |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 10, 2016 12:23:32 GMT -5
@surethingsingh Superstar's gonna be jacked on that Balfore application but did Lilith hack Teddy's account? @firestarter Mostly I'm mocking Jared. It's fun, you should try it. |
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Post by 6ix God on Oct 10, 2016 12:27:19 GMT -5
@surethingsingh Superstar's gonna be jacked on that Balfore application but did Lilith hack Teddy's account? @firestarter Mostly I'm mocking Jared. It's fun, you should try it. @sixgodshark You keep mocking me, I'll keep beating you |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Oct 10, 2016 12:29:14 GMT -5
@firestarter Mostly I'm mocking Jared. It's fun, you should try it. @sixgodshark You keep mocking me, I'll keep beating you @firestarter I'm okay with that arrangement.  |
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Post by Doc Henry on Oct 10, 2016 12:32:00 GMT -5
Dude should close this thread, there ain't no better tag specialist than me @confedchamp Que? |
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Post by Stephen Singh on Oct 10, 2016 12:37:30 GMT -5
Been watching you Singh, looking forward to a spirited match with you. Good luck with your partner, whoever you chose.  |
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Post by Jayson Price on Oct 10, 2016 13:44:17 GMT -5
Name: "Mr. Every Singles Title In WCF" Jayson Price WCF Record and/or Accomplishments: See name, then see the WCF record books, the WCF title histories and soon the WCF Hall Of Fame Current Alliance(s): Pantheon aka Your Daddies, aka Earth's Mightiest Stable, aka Those Guys That When You See Them You Say "Welp, I'm Fucked". Why should Mr. Singh choose you? Uh, who else can say they've won all the titles? Rate Your Machiavellian Aptitude (1-10): I'm too drunk to look up that word, so 69. Please describe your greatest strength and your greatest weakness: My penis. Boobs. How do you resolve conflict with teammates? Drink beer, fight, drink more beer. If you were an animal, what would you be and why? The fuck kind of Tiger Beat, Teen Vogue question is this?! Any final comments? Your application process is shit, but you've got a funny name and Holmes seems to like you. Don't choose me though because I've got my eye on your mama and I doubt she'd be down for the kind of teaming I have in mind if you're the other guy  |
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Post by Psychopomp on Oct 10, 2016 22:22:14 GMT -5
APPLICATION TO TEAM WITH STEVEN SINGH
Name:
Psychopomp
WCF Record and/or Accomplishments:
Still alive
Current Alliance(s):
The Brotherhoodz
Why should Mr. Singh choose you?
I think i bring a lot of awesome stuff to teams like being in the match and helping and stuff and i can take a beating
Rate Your Machiavellian Aptitude (1-10):
Machawhat now?
Please describe your greatest strength and your greatest weakness:
Cookies/cookies
How do you resolve conflict with teammates?
cookies
If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
a kitty...i miss kitty...
Any final comments? Come on...
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