Post by Joe Smarts on Oct 9, 2016 16:43:51 GMT -5
Here we are in Joe’s house, where he invited Jeff and Jimmy over for lunch (hot dogs) and to make an announcement.
Jeff: Damn, these are nice hot dogs!
Joe: Yep! There my Mum’s secret recipe.
Jimmy: Really?
Joe: No, I just bought these from the hot dog stand further down the road.
Jimmy: Nice.
After that, Joe clinks his glass with his finger (because who needs cutlery for hot dogs?).
Joe: I would like to make an announcement.
Jeff: What is it?
Joe: Pack your bags, including your cheesy Hawaiian shirt, because we’re going to Honolulu, Hawaii!
Jimmy: As nice as that sounds, I can’t.
Jeff: Why?
Jimmy: Family reunion. I have to see my 2 great aunts, 4 aunts, 5 uncles, 7 cousins, my grandpa, 4 nieces, 6 nephews, and that’s just my Mum’s side
Joe: Okay, you’re busy. What about you Jeff.
Jeff: I’m gonna be pretty busy...
Joe: Okay.
Jeff: ...packing to Hawaii!
Joe: Nice dramatic pause, Jeff.
After the trio are completely filled with hot dogs, Jimmy set off for his family reunion and Jeff sets off to pack his suitcase, Joe starts a checklist of what to bring/do.
Joe:
Wrestling attire- check!
Hygienic stuff- check!
Bed stuff- check!
Cheesy Hawaiian shirt- check!
Cheesy tourist shorts- check!
Thongs (aka flip flops) - check!
Bucket hat- check!
Sunglasses- check!
Booking next flight to Hawaii- check!
Booked hotel with free Wi-Fi and hot Hula dancers- check, check, check!
I’m ready!
Jeff calls Joe to clarify he’s ready too.
To kill time on the wait for his flight (which is in 4 o’clock in the morning!), Joe plays some NBA 2K13. Unfortunately, that’s the closest he’s got to NBA 2K17.
Basically, after 6 hours, Joe is an athletic small forward who has drafted into the Cleveland Cavaliers (sweet!). He then realised that the Cavaliers didn’t have LeBron James and pretty much sucked in 2K13 (fudge!), but he still won 26 of the first 30 games he played. He’s also on track to win the Rookie of the Year award.
He then went to sleep after a dinner break considering he had to wake up at 3 o’clock to catch his flight.
THE NEXT DAY...
Joe had woken up at 3:30am for a toilet break. He checked the time and panicked like crazy. It was a 20-minute drive to the airport via Jeff’s place. He realised that he set his alarm for 3:00 pm by mistake.
Joe: FUDGE!
Joe quickly grabbed his suitcase and drove as fast as he could to Jeff’s place. He didn’t care if he broke the speed limit. He picked up a concerned and impatient Jeff.
Jeff: Where the flip have you been?
Joe: I slept in.
Jeff: Why didn’t you set an alarm?
Joe: Long story.
Joe went super fast to the airport. He broke the speed limit so many times, he was lucky that there were no speed cameras and no police cars around. It was 3:45 when they arrived at the airport. They then got their tickets. They looked at the time.
4pm.
Joe silently wept.
THE END (It’s a bit short, I was in a rush)
Jeff: Damn, these are nice hot dogs!
Joe: Yep! There my Mum’s secret recipe.
Jimmy: Really?
Joe: No, I just bought these from the hot dog stand further down the road.
Jimmy: Nice.
After that, Joe clinks his glass with his finger (because who needs cutlery for hot dogs?).
Joe: I would like to make an announcement.
Jeff: What is it?
Joe: Pack your bags, including your cheesy Hawaiian shirt, because we’re going to Honolulu, Hawaii!
Jimmy: As nice as that sounds, I can’t.
Jeff: Why?
Jimmy: Family reunion. I have to see my 2 great aunts, 4 aunts, 5 uncles, 7 cousins, my grandpa, 4 nieces, 6 nephews, and that’s just my Mum’s side
Joe: Okay, you’re busy. What about you Jeff.
Jeff: I’m gonna be pretty busy...
Joe: Okay.
Jeff: ...packing to Hawaii!
Joe: Nice dramatic pause, Jeff.
After the trio are completely filled with hot dogs, Jimmy set off for his family reunion and Jeff sets off to pack his suitcase, Joe starts a checklist of what to bring/do.
Joe:
Wrestling attire- check!
Hygienic stuff- check!
Bed stuff- check!
Cheesy Hawaiian shirt- check!
Cheesy tourist shorts- check!
Thongs (aka flip flops) - check!
Bucket hat- check!
Sunglasses- check!
Booking next flight to Hawaii- check!
Booked hotel with free Wi-Fi and hot Hula dancers- check, check, check!
I’m ready!
Jeff calls Joe to clarify he’s ready too.
To kill time on the wait for his flight (which is in 4 o’clock in the morning!), Joe plays some NBA 2K13. Unfortunately, that’s the closest he’s got to NBA 2K17.
Basically, after 6 hours, Joe is an athletic small forward who has drafted into the Cleveland Cavaliers (sweet!). He then realised that the Cavaliers didn’t have LeBron James and pretty much sucked in 2K13 (fudge!), but he still won 26 of the first 30 games he played. He’s also on track to win the Rookie of the Year award.
He then went to sleep after a dinner break considering he had to wake up at 3 o’clock to catch his flight.
THE NEXT DAY...
Joe had woken up at 3:30am for a toilet break. He checked the time and panicked like crazy. It was a 20-minute drive to the airport via Jeff’s place. He realised that he set his alarm for 3:00 pm by mistake.
Joe: FUDGE!
Joe quickly grabbed his suitcase and drove as fast as he could to Jeff’s place. He didn’t care if he broke the speed limit. He picked up a concerned and impatient Jeff.
Jeff: Where the flip have you been?
Joe: I slept in.
Jeff: Why didn’t you set an alarm?
Joe: Long story.
Joe went super fast to the airport. He broke the speed limit so many times, he was lucky that there were no speed cameras and no police cars around. It was 3:45 when they arrived at the airport. They then got their tickets. They looked at the time.
4pm.
Joe silently wept.
THE END (It’s a bit short, I was in a rush)
