Post by The CAPTAIN on Oct 9, 2016 4:07:04 GMT -5
Location: Backstage of Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York
Date: Sunday October 2nd, 2016
Time: 9:42 pm
The scene opens with a female WCF interviewer waiting nervously in the locker room area of Madison Square Garden to interview select participants who have been eliminated during the WAR match. A few of the wrestlers picked had already walked by her, as pissed off as she could possibly imagine, and her interviewing for the evening, as a whole was going very poorly. She looks down as she sees the red costumed warrior, one half of the WCF Tag Team champions, Captain WCF, entering the area. The interviewer expects yet another scowling face of a sweaty failure of a man to start whining and complaining about how they got screwed and should have won WAR. But when she looks up, she sees the toothy, smiling face of the Japanese masked man. Seeing the wrestler's goofy smile instantly makes the interviewer smile back and her mood changes to one of there being hope for the rest of the evening.
WCF Interviewer: "Captain WCF, it's good to see you this evening, truly it is! You were just eliminated from the first ever WAR match you participated in here in New York. How are you feeling right now?"
Captain WCF holds his championship shield in one hand while scratching the back of his head with the other.
Captain WCF: "Well of course I feel...AMAZING! Being in that match was everything I hope for and more! I mean, I body slam and hip toss MY hero Jory Splash, who promoted me to Major WCF by the way!"
The Captain is very animated as he speaks, so much in fact that the interviewer flinches a few times as Captain WCF lets her know how he's feeling.
Captain WCF: "But as if that not good enough, I also get to round house kick incredible, former #beachkrew member and probably most underrated wrestler in WCF history, Roger Rabbit! I show the very best in history of company that I am ready to take my place as top guy around here!"
The interviewer glances down at her notes before continuing.
WCF Interviewer: "Now you mentioned how Jory...Joey Flash is your hero, but Flash is the one who eliminated you from the WAR match. Are you saying that you still see him as your hero?
At the sound of Flash's name, the Captain's eyes light up.
Captain WCF: "Of course I do! Listen, it been dream of mine for a few years now to get to be in same wrestling ring and compete against the great Jory Splash!"
Before he is able to continue, Captain WCF chokes up a little bit and tears find their way into his eyes.
Captain WCF: "And now I one of those people who can say they truly live out their dream! I went in there and stood toe to toe with one of the best this business has ever saw! No can ever take that away from me and I can't be any happier with how I dazzled crowd with my explosive offense against Mr. Splash and Mr. Rabbit!"
The interviewer begins to slightly tear up herself at the sight of the Captain's emotion.
WCF Interviewer: "Now Cap, you mentioned Mr. Rabbit...I mean, Johnny Rabid, and it appears that him and the rest of what was #beachkrew are making their way back into WCF. What are your thoughts about this development?"
Captain WCF rubs his chin for a moment as he thinks about his response to the question.
Captain WCF: "Well yes, it look like many former members of #beachkrew are making their way back. My personal favorite member though, Dustin Beaver, seems to be missing from this returning group. That too bad, I REALLY like that guy... But anyways, yes, they make their way back and I think...this is excellent! Listen, I hear the crying and complaining about how they going to "ruin" this place or whatever, but here the deal..."
The Captain straightens his posture as he looks to deliver a serious message.
Captain WCF: "WCF is better with more quality competitors. Anyone who was in #beachkrew is quality competitor. If any of them want to make run at the Captain, I welcome it! I not join this company for easy matches week after week, I join the company because it THE best wrestling company in the world! And with it being best wrestling company in world, I want to face best wrestling competition in the world! It no matter if it hero Jory Splash or former #beachkrew member, I want to face them all!"
Captain WCF shoots the interviewer a sly smile.
Captain WCF: "And you know what really crazy part is?"
The interviewer slowly shakes her head from side to side.
WCF Interviewer: "No, what's that Cap?"
The smile has not faded from the Captain's face.
Captain WCF: "The crazy part is that I know in my heart, that I can beat EVERY ONE of them, hero Splash included! I not be super hero of the WCF Galaxy, Captain WCF, if I not believe this!"
The WCF interviewer smiles and nods at Captain WCF's words.
WCF Interviewer: "Well Cap, thank you so much for joining me here and good luck in all of your future matches."
Captain WCF holds up his championship shield and tips it towards the interviewer.
Captain WCF: "Thank you so much for this time and I be back soon, better than ever...BANZAI!"
With that, the Captain runs full speed out of camera view as the interviewer stares after him, chuckling at the display.
...
Location: Outside of Seth Lerch's office, WCF Corporate Headquarters in Reading, PA
Date: Monday October 3rd, 2016
Time: 1:11 pm
The scene opens with Captain WCF sitting in one of the uncomfortable chairs directly across from the personal secretary of Seth Lerch, just outside of his office in Reading. The secretary looks away from her computer screen to give the Captain a nervous smile as Captain WCF continues his wait to speak to Lerch. The Captain has been waiting for about 45 minutes at this point, but is still in good spirits as he sits there calmly in full costume, his tag team championship shield leaning against his leg on the floor. Lerch's secretary has apparently had enough of the wait however as she presses a button to speak to her boss.
Secretary: "Mr. Lerch, Captain WCF is still here to see you. He's been waiting for...a little while now."
After almost a minute of silence, Lerch's slurred voice comes over the PA.
Seth Lerch: "What?! Oh yeah, that crazy costumed bastard. Send his Chinese ass in here!"
The secretary turns to the Captain and manages to force out a somewhat sincere looking smile.
Secretary: "Mr. Lerch will see you now, sir."
Captain WCF stands up and picks up his shield. He bows to the secretary before walking over to Lerch's door. The Captain slowly turns the doorknob, as he can hear Lerch inaudibly yelling at someone or something in the room. Once the door is finally open all the way, Captain WCF prepares his full greeting.
Captain WCF: "Hello Mr. Imperial Galactic Super Mega Overlord El Presidente of WCF, Sef Lich, it is me..."
The Captain strikes his ultimate super hero pose.
Captain WCF: "CAPTAIN WCF!"
Lerch looks away from his computer screen for just a moment to see that it is in fact, The Captain.
Seth Lerch: "Ah yes, Captain, Major WCF, whatever the hell you're being called nowadays, thanks for coming!"
Captain WCF looks at Lerch's desk and immediately notices the half empty bottle of bourbon with the empty shot glass next to it. The Captain looks at Lerch's face and can tell from his bloodshot eyes that the CEO is heavily intoxicated.
Captain WCF: "No problem, Mr. Lich! It bring me great honor to come see you today!"
Lerch nods and continues to stare at his computer screen, clicking away with the mouse.
Seth Lerch: "Yeah that's great and shit, listen Cap, you've been a loyal wrestler here and I know you're a champ right now. I'm sure you've noticed that a lot of former employees here are popping back up."
The Captain nods as Lerch keeps clicking away.
Captain WCF: "Yes I notice this, Mr. Lich. I totally ok with them being here!"
Lerch nods this time, eyes still on his screen.
Seth Lerch: "Yes well, I'm putting you, Tomohawk and Teddy Blaze, three of our current champs up against Wade Moor, Johnny Rabid and Jared Holmes, three former champs in their own right and new Pantheon members. With that said, I don't really know what I expect out of this match, but I want you to give them the best you got..."
Lerch finally looks up from his screen and attempts to lock eyes with the Captain, but his drunken state makes it difficult for him to keep his eyes fixed on anything.
Seth Lerch: "Got it?"
Captain WCF slaps the shiny title portion of his shield.
Captain WCF: "Yes sir, I give those three match of their life! All three of these men great former champions here. All three of them have more than enough power, speed and athleticism to beat anyone here in WCF! And whether people like it or not, they are great wrestlers, great men. I not going to be one of the people that hang out in the back, like what you Americans call pussies, and say bad things about them!"
Lerch holds up his hand to stop the Captain.
Seth Lerch: "Whoa easy there, Cap..."
But before Lerch can continue, Captain WCF raises his voice over the Boss'.
Captain WCF: "With all respect, Mr. Lich, I have something to say and I going to say it now. I see everything that these men done in the past, and I respect every single one of them. I very happy they here and everyone doesn't have to like it but they should darn well respect what they done for this company and this business. If you going to be one of those people who get mad and butt-hurt about them being here, then go ahead and leave! Look, I get that wrestling is life, I mean, it is my life, but if you're not enjoying it and what's going on, the get the H-E-double hockey sticks out! No one force you to be here and compete with great talents like these! Go somewhere where you think you the best!"
The Captain pauses for a second but continues before a dumbfounded, open mouthed Seth Lerch can get a word in edgewise.
Captain WCF: "With that say, I KNOW that I'm the best. To-Mo-Hawk and I best tag team in this company, that's why we the champs! I always been able to find a way to win and that no different this week. Even with all these great things I say about my opponents, they will never have more heart, more drive to go out there and do their best than the Captain! I still have to go out there each and every week so that the WCF Galaxy get the amazing wrestling match that they deserve! No new Pantheon forming or people crying about new Pantheon formation going to stop me from being best wrestler world has ever seen! I still the super hero that WCF need and deserve!"
Lerch, through his drunken scrambled brain, can only manage to shrug his shoulders as Captain WCF finishes his monologue.
Seth Lerch: "Well...ok then. So yeah, go out there and do what you do, Cap. I'm counting on you to be good this week."
The Captain quickly stands up with his shield and salutes Lerch.
Captain WCF: "You can count on me, Mr. Lich! On Sunday October 9th from Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu, Hawaii, those islanders will get the best Captain WCF they ever seen!"
Before Lerch is able to say anything else, Captain WCF runs at a full sprint out of Lerch's office, through the reception area, and right out of the building. Lerch gets up from his chair and stands in his doorway still trying to figure out exactly what just happened. He turns to his secretary that is now staring at her boss.
Seth Lerch: "If that goofy bastard wasn't making me money, I'd fire his ass."
...
Location: Captain WCF's apartment in Reading, PA
Date: Monday October 3rd, 2016
Time: 7:47 pm
The scene opens with Captain WCF staring at his TV screen, as he watches a wrestling match with great interest. The particular match he has chosen to watch is the October 11th, 2015 WCF Slam Tag Titles match where Wade Moor and at that time the man known as 'Los Tiburones', now better known as Jared Holmes, defended their tag title belts against Spencer Adams and Vic Venable. The Captain watches on as Bad News Benson charges into the ring, ferociously swinging a chair and costs the #beachkrew members their titles. Captain WCF nods to himself as he watches.
Captain WCF: "OK, me, To-Mo-Hawk and Teddy del Taco just need to create major distraction and this match in Hawaii is ours! You can do this Captain, you master of distraction!"
The Captain immediately begins brainstorming on ways he can put his plan into motion and win this important match-up.
Captain WCF: "Hopefully I can get lei'd too, that would be nice...BANZAI!"
Date: Sunday October 2nd, 2016
Time: 9:42 pm
The scene opens with a female WCF interviewer waiting nervously in the locker room area of Madison Square Garden to interview select participants who have been eliminated during the WAR match. A few of the wrestlers picked had already walked by her, as pissed off as she could possibly imagine, and her interviewing for the evening, as a whole was going very poorly. She looks down as she sees the red costumed warrior, one half of the WCF Tag Team champions, Captain WCF, entering the area. The interviewer expects yet another scowling face of a sweaty failure of a man to start whining and complaining about how they got screwed and should have won WAR. But when she looks up, she sees the toothy, smiling face of the Japanese masked man. Seeing the wrestler's goofy smile instantly makes the interviewer smile back and her mood changes to one of there being hope for the rest of the evening.
WCF Interviewer: "Captain WCF, it's good to see you this evening, truly it is! You were just eliminated from the first ever WAR match you participated in here in New York. How are you feeling right now?"
Captain WCF holds his championship shield in one hand while scratching the back of his head with the other.
Captain WCF: "Well of course I feel...AMAZING! Being in that match was everything I hope for and more! I mean, I body slam and hip toss MY hero Jory Splash, who promoted me to Major WCF by the way!"
The Captain is very animated as he speaks, so much in fact that the interviewer flinches a few times as Captain WCF lets her know how he's feeling.
Captain WCF: "But as if that not good enough, I also get to round house kick incredible, former #beachkrew member and probably most underrated wrestler in WCF history, Roger Rabbit! I show the very best in history of company that I am ready to take my place as top guy around here!"
The interviewer glances down at her notes before continuing.
WCF Interviewer: "Now you mentioned how Jory...Joey Flash is your hero, but Flash is the one who eliminated you from the WAR match. Are you saying that you still see him as your hero?
At the sound of Flash's name, the Captain's eyes light up.
Captain WCF: "Of course I do! Listen, it been dream of mine for a few years now to get to be in same wrestling ring and compete against the great Jory Splash!"
Before he is able to continue, Captain WCF chokes up a little bit and tears find their way into his eyes.
Captain WCF: "And now I one of those people who can say they truly live out their dream! I went in there and stood toe to toe with one of the best this business has ever saw! No can ever take that away from me and I can't be any happier with how I dazzled crowd with my explosive offense against Mr. Splash and Mr. Rabbit!"
The interviewer begins to slightly tear up herself at the sight of the Captain's emotion.
WCF Interviewer: "Now Cap, you mentioned Mr. Rabbit...I mean, Johnny Rabid, and it appears that him and the rest of what was #beachkrew are making their way back into WCF. What are your thoughts about this development?"
Captain WCF rubs his chin for a moment as he thinks about his response to the question.
Captain WCF: "Well yes, it look like many former members of #beachkrew are making their way back. My personal favorite member though, Dustin Beaver, seems to be missing from this returning group. That too bad, I REALLY like that guy... But anyways, yes, they make their way back and I think...this is excellent! Listen, I hear the crying and complaining about how they going to "ruin" this place or whatever, but here the deal..."
The Captain straightens his posture as he looks to deliver a serious message.
Captain WCF: "WCF is better with more quality competitors. Anyone who was in #beachkrew is quality competitor. If any of them want to make run at the Captain, I welcome it! I not join this company for easy matches week after week, I join the company because it THE best wrestling company in the world! And with it being best wrestling company in world, I want to face best wrestling competition in the world! It no matter if it hero Jory Splash or former #beachkrew member, I want to face them all!"
Captain WCF shoots the interviewer a sly smile.
Captain WCF: "And you know what really crazy part is?"
The interviewer slowly shakes her head from side to side.
WCF Interviewer: "No, what's that Cap?"
The smile has not faded from the Captain's face.
Captain WCF: "The crazy part is that I know in my heart, that I can beat EVERY ONE of them, hero Splash included! I not be super hero of the WCF Galaxy, Captain WCF, if I not believe this!"
The WCF interviewer smiles and nods at Captain WCF's words.
WCF Interviewer: "Well Cap, thank you so much for joining me here and good luck in all of your future matches."
Captain WCF holds up his championship shield and tips it towards the interviewer.
Captain WCF: "Thank you so much for this time and I be back soon, better than ever...BANZAI!"
With that, the Captain runs full speed out of camera view as the interviewer stares after him, chuckling at the display.
...
Location: Outside of Seth Lerch's office, WCF Corporate Headquarters in Reading, PA
Date: Monday October 3rd, 2016
Time: 1:11 pm
The scene opens with Captain WCF sitting in one of the uncomfortable chairs directly across from the personal secretary of Seth Lerch, just outside of his office in Reading. The secretary looks away from her computer screen to give the Captain a nervous smile as Captain WCF continues his wait to speak to Lerch. The Captain has been waiting for about 45 minutes at this point, but is still in good spirits as he sits there calmly in full costume, his tag team championship shield leaning against his leg on the floor. Lerch's secretary has apparently had enough of the wait however as she presses a button to speak to her boss.
Secretary: "Mr. Lerch, Captain WCF is still here to see you. He's been waiting for...a little while now."
After almost a minute of silence, Lerch's slurred voice comes over the PA.
Seth Lerch: "What?! Oh yeah, that crazy costumed bastard. Send his Chinese ass in here!"
The secretary turns to the Captain and manages to force out a somewhat sincere looking smile.
Secretary: "Mr. Lerch will see you now, sir."
Captain WCF stands up and picks up his shield. He bows to the secretary before walking over to Lerch's door. The Captain slowly turns the doorknob, as he can hear Lerch inaudibly yelling at someone or something in the room. Once the door is finally open all the way, Captain WCF prepares his full greeting.
Captain WCF: "Hello Mr. Imperial Galactic Super Mega Overlord El Presidente of WCF, Sef Lich, it is me..."
The Captain strikes his ultimate super hero pose.
Captain WCF: "CAPTAIN WCF!"
Lerch looks away from his computer screen for just a moment to see that it is in fact, The Captain.
Seth Lerch: "Ah yes, Captain, Major WCF, whatever the hell you're being called nowadays, thanks for coming!"
Captain WCF looks at Lerch's desk and immediately notices the half empty bottle of bourbon with the empty shot glass next to it. The Captain looks at Lerch's face and can tell from his bloodshot eyes that the CEO is heavily intoxicated.
Captain WCF: "No problem, Mr. Lich! It bring me great honor to come see you today!"
Lerch nods and continues to stare at his computer screen, clicking away with the mouse.
Seth Lerch: "Yeah that's great and shit, listen Cap, you've been a loyal wrestler here and I know you're a champ right now. I'm sure you've noticed that a lot of former employees here are popping back up."
The Captain nods as Lerch keeps clicking away.
Captain WCF: "Yes I notice this, Mr. Lich. I totally ok with them being here!"
Lerch nods this time, eyes still on his screen.
Seth Lerch: "Yes well, I'm putting you, Tomohawk and Teddy Blaze, three of our current champs up against Wade Moor, Johnny Rabid and Jared Holmes, three former champs in their own right and new Pantheon members. With that said, I don't really know what I expect out of this match, but I want you to give them the best you got..."
Lerch finally looks up from his screen and attempts to lock eyes with the Captain, but his drunken state makes it difficult for him to keep his eyes fixed on anything.
Seth Lerch: "Got it?"
Captain WCF slaps the shiny title portion of his shield.
Captain WCF: "Yes sir, I give those three match of their life! All three of these men great former champions here. All three of them have more than enough power, speed and athleticism to beat anyone here in WCF! And whether people like it or not, they are great wrestlers, great men. I not going to be one of the people that hang out in the back, like what you Americans call pussies, and say bad things about them!"
Lerch holds up his hand to stop the Captain.
Seth Lerch: "Whoa easy there, Cap..."
But before Lerch can continue, Captain WCF raises his voice over the Boss'.
Captain WCF: "With all respect, Mr. Lich, I have something to say and I going to say it now. I see everything that these men done in the past, and I respect every single one of them. I very happy they here and everyone doesn't have to like it but they should darn well respect what they done for this company and this business. If you going to be one of those people who get mad and butt-hurt about them being here, then go ahead and leave! Look, I get that wrestling is life, I mean, it is my life, but if you're not enjoying it and what's going on, the get the H-E-double hockey sticks out! No one force you to be here and compete with great talents like these! Go somewhere where you think you the best!"
The Captain pauses for a second but continues before a dumbfounded, open mouthed Seth Lerch can get a word in edgewise.
Captain WCF: "With that say, I KNOW that I'm the best. To-Mo-Hawk and I best tag team in this company, that's why we the champs! I always been able to find a way to win and that no different this week. Even with all these great things I say about my opponents, they will never have more heart, more drive to go out there and do their best than the Captain! I still have to go out there each and every week so that the WCF Galaxy get the amazing wrestling match that they deserve! No new Pantheon forming or people crying about new Pantheon formation going to stop me from being best wrestler world has ever seen! I still the super hero that WCF need and deserve!"
Lerch, through his drunken scrambled brain, can only manage to shrug his shoulders as Captain WCF finishes his monologue.
Seth Lerch: "Well...ok then. So yeah, go out there and do what you do, Cap. I'm counting on you to be good this week."
The Captain quickly stands up with his shield and salutes Lerch.
Captain WCF: "You can count on me, Mr. Lich! On Sunday October 9th from Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu, Hawaii, those islanders will get the best Captain WCF they ever seen!"
Before Lerch is able to say anything else, Captain WCF runs at a full sprint out of Lerch's office, through the reception area, and right out of the building. Lerch gets up from his chair and stands in his doorway still trying to figure out exactly what just happened. He turns to his secretary that is now staring at her boss.
Seth Lerch: "If that goofy bastard wasn't making me money, I'd fire his ass."
...
Location: Captain WCF's apartment in Reading, PA
Date: Monday October 3rd, 2016
Time: 7:47 pm
The scene opens with Captain WCF staring at his TV screen, as he watches a wrestling match with great interest. The particular match he has chosen to watch is the October 11th, 2015 WCF Slam Tag Titles match where Wade Moor and at that time the man known as 'Los Tiburones', now better known as Jared Holmes, defended their tag title belts against Spencer Adams and Vic Venable. The Captain watches on as Bad News Benson charges into the ring, ferociously swinging a chair and costs the #beachkrew members their titles. Captain WCF nods to himself as he watches.
Captain WCF: "OK, me, To-Mo-Hawk and Teddy del Taco just need to create major distraction and this match in Hawaii is ours! You can do this Captain, you master of distraction!"
The Captain immediately begins brainstorming on ways he can put his plan into motion and win this important match-up.
Captain WCF: "Hopefully I can get lei'd too, that would be nice...BANZAI!"
