Post by Oblivion on Oct 9, 2016 2:03:25 GMT -5
The Adventures of Twinkle Toes and Her Main Squeeze
~_.*Down Highway 1 in Honolulu, Hawaii, there is a place that people say is haunted. Now, other people say that's a bunch of malarkey; superstition... BULLSHIT. But, when they were building the highway, they dug through the mountain, the worker's would see old Hawaiian worriers and would they would scare the worker's off. Bones, of the old Hawaiian were also found in the mountain. It took over 7 years to build the highway, because they couldn't find worker's, the Hawaiian people refused to dig any more. It's said that when you go through the tunnel, you can hear the cries of the old Hawaiians.*._~
Oblivion: Keith... you here yet?!
Keith: Jesus f*cking Christ!! There are bones everywh-..
MOOOOOAAAAAANNNN!!!! WHOOOOOOOSH
Keith: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Oblivion: Didn't IT tell you this assignment was going to messed up?! It was gonna be all kinds of spooky!!
Keith: But, an ACTUAL thing moan and woodshed right passed by me... it was all kinds of creepy!!!
Oblivion: How creepy?
Keith: You're gonna make me say it aren't you?!
Oblivion: We are in Honolulu, Hawaii... But, we are in the most terrifying place on the island. What do you think?! YES... I WANT YOU TO TELL ME, RIGHT NOW HOW CREEPY THAT THING WAS THAT WHOOSHED RIGHT PASSED YOU!!!
Keith: It was as creepy as Lilith trying to be romantic with Sarah Twilight.
Oblivion: Hey now!! Easy does it there. From what IT hears, we need to treat Lilith and Twilight better.
Keith: Have you lost your marbles?!
~_.*Keith stares at The Monster.*._~
Keith: I forgot who I was talking to. Now, as a treat. Knowing who you and Doc Henry were facing against, me and Melissa did something devilish... more Frankensteinish. Speaking of you two...
Oblivion: Who?!
Keith: You and Doc Henry... You two are the longest tenured wrestlers in WCF. Well, besides Corey Black.
Oblivion: Don't mention his name.
Keith: The gag order started already?!
Oblivion: IT assumes so.
What did you do?!
Oblivion: The question SHOULD be, what didn't IT do... apparently. Screw it. Fine. IT MIGHT have plans for Slam... "EXPRESS ITSELF" Ever notice that THEY... everyone of them hate Oblivion. But, IT can't say damn thing about them. You know what... FINE, IT will except that. NOT. Maybe.... There is a bigger picture on the horizon. Some day, each one of you will get yours. But, not now. Maybe sooner.
Keith: OBI... chill!!! Melissa and I got you!!
Oblivion: How?!
Keith: Well, with some of that purple zombie sh*t juice, we still have and about a half dozen random looking teddy bears. We injected them with that stuff we stole from that lab, that purple stuff, we electrocute; zap those teddies... INSTA-WHAMMO!! WE HAVE ZOMBIE TEDDIES!! Now of course, they don't crave flesh, unless one of them bites someone, then that becomes a completely different story.
Oblivion: Oblivion wants IT's teddies to go after sweet Lilies teddies. Make them their bitches. Just like two inferior competitors like Sarah Twilight and Lilith going up against two complete top notch competitors in Doc Henry and The Monster Oblivion.
Lilith will talk about only using clever insults, rather using WCF wrestling facts. Isn't what this is about ladies. You two are ladies, riiiight?! Twilight how in the HELL are you gonna concentrate with Lilith's face ALWAYS in your crotch.
TRUE!!! Don't fault me for that. It's true!! Lilith how can YOU concentrate, knowing that your partner, your former lover, hates your stinking, horrible, disgusting guts?!
Lilith, you said you was gonna defeat me... IT, The Monster in the ring. Today. We had a conversation, a small passerby one, but still a conversation it was. Look you... you are adorable.
You can suck a golf ball the a hose better than anyone here. Your hands ARE considerably soft and your handover are top notch. But, considering this is a wrestling organization, right you've been here how long?
You climbed how far the company ladder and you have the audacity to talk sh*t to me, little girl. Maybe your later ego thinks so, but... uh-huh!! IT doesn't think so!! You haven't won quite as many championships to EVEN qualify to hitch about anything in life.
In fact, bitch go finish washing my laundry until The Monster tells your ready to be done. With your championship resume... you haven't done sh*t!! Now, your partner on the other hand is a tad tougher.
Twilight is tougher than five cent steak. Meaner than a rattlesnake. Sure, she's purty, but she's got looks that would kill in an instant; in a heartbeat. This wench don't give a flying frat about anyone but herself, THAT'S why she's successful.
But, she still has to tend with Lilith. She too also stands at 5'8". Almost a foot taller and weighs 177 pounds more. Sarah doesn't care about that. All sHE remembers is the past. Just one... one slip and it's either the Dirtnap or the 5150!!
It's REALITY TIME, ladies!! Time to face the truth. Doc Henry and Oblivion are a better cohesive unit. Sarah Twilight and Lilith are bickering and fighting amongst one another. Oblivion and Doc Henry will take advantage of the situation and it will be a... 1.... 2.... 3.... Winners!! Doc Henry and The Monster Oblivion!!!
~_.*The Monster turns around and away from the camera, spewing Blue Haze Mist high into the air. Unknowingly, The Monster is being watched. To be continued...*._~
