Post by Crazy J zt on Oct 5, 2016 20:29:22 GMT -5
Lisa walks in the house and she has just went shopping and she has her hands full of bags of clothes and she walks into the living room and she drops the bags her face is not painted but her very pale skin starts to turn red and she walks over and looks at the wine and then her throw pillows that J cut up while he was in bedlam. Mr. Cuddles is licking the ground and she gets mr Cuddles in his cage and she starts looking for J she kicks the door open to the man room and J is sitting in his ZT shorts and a zt t shirt with the laptop open he stops what he is doing and he looks at her and he sees that she is pissed.
Crazy J: So um lisa is that just restful bitch face or you mad or something?
Lisa doesn’t answer him she just turns and above the fireplace in this man room is Crazy J WCF Hardcore title she puts her hands on it and J jumps up and his laptop slides on the floor. He walks towards her as she pulls it down. She tosses it into the fireplace. She reaches for the automatic fire starter. J dives for his hardcore title and pulls it out just in time before the flames start. J then stands up and puts the title back on the wall… he looks at Lisa and he just shakes his head and Lisa can’t help it but start laughing.
Lisa: you dumb fuck… you trashed the living room and cut up all my throw pillows and then you put my grandmas doll in the fire place and you burnt her and then you spilled red wine everywhere and Mr. Cuddles is licking the wine up and acting weird. What do you
have to say about your actions?
Crazy J: Um it wasn’t me… I went to bedlam then I came back home and got on my laptop. Someone must have broken in the house.
Lisa: your fucking joking right who would break in and cut pillows and spill wine and burn a fucking doll… that screams Crazy J. By the way what you doing on the laptop looking at porn?
Crazy J: No I was roleplaying!
Lisa: Are you talking about that fake wrestling shit online again?
Crazy J: this week Jay Wonderful faces some dude named Naughty Ned in a last man standing match… I was doing some research and this guy is really good… he is a heel and Jay Wonderful is a face and he wants to make everything wonderful in this fed.
Lisa: so what do you know about your opponents this week in the WCF?
Crazy J: one is a girl who wrestles almost completely naked and the other is a burnt fucker that doesn’t talk.
Lisa: and?
Crazy J: I am going to win. I am going to keep my belt and I am going to kick Naughty Neds ass… he is a dick on their boards and he is in this group of people called the brat Krew and they really think they are hard asses but in reality they are just straight up nerds with no girls…
Lisa: You keep roleplaying and tearing up the house and you may become single… not to mention your porn addiction.
Lisa storms out of the room and J picks up the laptop and he goes back to writing as Jay wonderful in his online EFED… he then decided he should learn more about the two people he is facing so J jumps on the ZT Network system and pulls up a file and Lisa walks back in the room
Lisa: that little slut…
Crazy J: who Claire?
Lisa: why would you say her name was you thinking of her or looking for pictures of her?
Crazy J: no I am doing research!
Lisa: For wrestling or that fucking EFED shit?
Crazy J: Real Wrestling hun… the WCF… why?
Lisa: the Hebrew hammer… you need to watch it but don’t you dare get hard and jack off.
Crazy J goes to watch it and a cartoon version of lisa comes up and it says naught naughty J you shouldn’t be watching this… Lisa reaches over and types in a code and the video loads j watches it and when its done. He just closes the lap top.
Lisa: do I need to cut this bitch?
Crazy J: no baby don’t worry about it I will take care of it.
Lisa: but you struggle hitting women in the ring so now what?
Crazy J: that was the old me when Lilith turn with her strap on I realized bitches in the ring should get equal treatment. This little rake isn’t going to distract me or get in my head… that girl is straight up skin and bone and there is no ass or tits… I am good last time i fucked a girl that thin mybody hurt from all her bones stabbing me. But there is a big ass difference between you and me. You see where you live you look across the street and you see the window I look out mine and I see another massive house but I can’t see in it’s windows. You use tinder to meet random guys that will stab your old catcher mitt of a pussy and I fuck my girl friend… I don’t need an app to meet people… And yeah we have all had the one night stands but your crotch looks like the whole state of New York has been standing in your crotch… I refuse to watch anything that has you naked in it… you are not sexy and you are not a wrestler. You might be biting your lip and tensing up but when this match Is over you will be bleeding from many places and you will be very tense as your muscles if you even have any of those will be hurting from the beat down you take. Look I think you may want to play the sexual mind games with mr. burnt one… you see when he puts his burnt dick in your burning crotch he won’t have to worry about STDs because his dick is so burn and crusted over it is like a rock… well rumor is maybe it’s just a pebble. People forget that I am rich because they say I dress like a scrub and I paint my face… but I don’t need to wrestle I do it because this is what I fucking love to do. I don’t need to be cheered I need to be feared. I sit back and again the WCF fan base is talking about what one of you two will beat me for my title. I hear other wrestlers talking and they all still say Zero Tolerance is a joke… I am the fucking lord of bedlam… the Psycho 187, the Crazy One and the disturbed one…. I am not…
Lisa: losing to no skank tooth pick that has more cum inside of it then flashes boyfriend manager… and from what I seen that’s a lot of cum. Your panties may be wet but when my man punches you in that meth head of yours and blood starts flowing it will be piss and shit in your panties. Go fuck yourself cunt and stop thinking my man wants to see you he is addicted to porn but he still has taste… speaking of taste J why don’t you meet me in like 5 minutes in are bedroom and you can have a taste or you can have a full meal.
Lisa kisses J on the lips and she heads out she pops her head back in and says five minutes J clicks back over to his Roleplay website and he continues writing as Jay wonderful. Crazy J then starts reading other shit and he loses track of the time. Lisa storms in the room and J looks up at her.
Lisa: you could be fucking the hottest girl ever right now but instead your fucking typing a roleplay…
Crazy J: so I could be fucking Hannah Davis right now?
Lisa: you are such a dick enjoy your online life and I will be in the bed room. But J what the fuck is wrong with you.
J just shakes his head and goes back to typing the camera follows Lisa and she walks into the kitchen. She grabs a bottle of wine and she opens the bottle. She walks into the living room and pushes some feathers over and sits on the couch. She looks at the fire place and she walks over and picks up the doll and brings it back over and she looks down at it and she smashes the face of the doll and she starts laughing.
Lisa: I guess J walked aroud with a doll of me for weeks and I have kept this ugly doll for years because it reminded me of my grandma but it was their when my parents died and I guess it went with me from foster home to foster home. Bouncing from home to home. So good times and bad times but its time I move on… I just don’t understand why anyone would want to challenge J in a hardcore match this man I love is truly a great man but in the ring he is fucking dangerous…. This skinny bitch is going to die.
The Scene fades out and once again we see Bedlam and we see Crazy J he is walking in his battle gear but this time he has a beautiful double axe made of black metal and two swords on his back he then has 4 other knights with him they have swords as well. They walk into a camp and an arrow is fired and it hits J chest plate and bounces off. J removes the axe and two men come towards them and then they are surrounded the group battles and J team is victorious they march on J axe is covered in blood. A large man comes at them and J sticks the man in the chest with the axe and he pulls his swords he kills another man while his 4 knights are fighting other men. Lord Crazy sees the leader of this group ridding off on a horse he looks around and he tells his men.
Crazy J: Men let us burn this camp to the ground and free any prisoner and or slave. But this camp is no more no one will take bedlam from us and no one will ever take my hardcore title… I am the lord of the lands and I am the Disturbed one in the ring so tell everyone to back the fuck off.
Crazy J wakes up and he is on the couch. He looks around and he walks towards the door and he stops and looks at his hardcore title. He then looks at his hand and he sees blisters on his hand as if he was swinging a sword and axe and his arms hurt. He touches the belt and he walks out of the room. He walks upstairs and he sees the messed up living room and he starts cleaning it up he picks up the pillows and throws them into the fire place and he burns them.
Crazy J: I wonder if every time he sees fire if he freaks the fuck out… well guess what this is a hardcore match and I am thinking it might get a little hot in the ring. I am taking you both to depths of hell this week and if needed I will take you out like those that oppose me in Bedlam… you fuckers have been warned.
Crazy J looks at the wine stain and he starts scrubbing the spot and he gets the stain lighter and he stops goes back down stairs and
grabs his laptop and he comes up and he orders a new hardwood floor and he keeps ordering stuff. He finishes it and hits order he then sits down and grabs a piece of paper and he writes lisa a note.
Dear Lisa,
I know living with me he hasn’t been easy but I promise this room will look better in just a few days… by the way I cleaned it the best I can. I am going for a run so if I am not in the bedroom when you wake up I am running around the hood…. Well it’s not a hood but I am running around the streets.
Love Always,
J
Crazy J puts on a black fReEkShOw hoody and he puts the hood up and runs down the driveway. As he is running… and running is something that he hates to do he has a lot on his mind.
CRAZY J VOICE OVER: well what the fuck all she does is bitch at you and you just sit there and take it and let her bitch about the house.. the house that you own… the house you bought… the house you have worked 19 years hell its almost 20 years… you keep transporting to a place called bedlam and you have no idea what it all means and you cant talk to lisa because she doesn’t understand… she is crazy as well but she is taking her meds again…. Maybe you should do the same… or maybe you should change her meds out so she can be normal again… yeah man that’s the answer…. Fuck I am talking to my self and arguing with myself… and more important I am trying to tell myself to take my girls meds and change them so she will understand me better and stop bitching…. Well if it will make her stop bitching I am all in on it.
Just then J looks up and Claire is sitting outside and J stops and looks at her she has not seen him so he starts sneaking up on her. He notices she is smoking and he becomes angry and storms up to her.
Crazy J: what the fuck are you doing?
Claire: I am smoking… what the fuck does it look like to you?
Crazy J: how could you… you did not even try to call me…. Oh fuck Lisa took my phone and I have had like 15 burner phones…. Fuck I failed you I am the worst sponsor ever… your brother is going to kill me… fuck…. Fuck…. Fuck…. Ok we have to make you puke up the shit I am going to get peroxide and bring it out.
Claire: Um no I don’t need to puke I am fine… J this is a cigarette it is not a joint… but that’s a plant anyways so it don’t count.
Crazy J: I know its not weed I smell that shit every day with your brother… I am talking about crack…. You are a crack whore and that’s what you do…
Claire: God Damn it J I take shit from my brother and look I am so thankful that you have been supportive in your own very fucked up way…. But look I am not smoking crack I am still clean.
Crazy J: damn… I am not I fell off the band wagon yesterday I watched porn in a theater and then on the burner phone… fuck and lisa is not a good sponsor…
Claire: do you want to maybe watch some porn with me?
Crazy J: now Claire porn is my crack… how would you feel if I brought up your crack addiction every time I see you?
Claire: you do yesterday when you drove by you said say no to crack… then the other day you called me before your girl took your balls… I mean phone and you changed my ring tone to a song about just say no to crack… you bring it up all time…. Fuck I am going to bed before you make me use tonight.
Claire gets up and heads in the house and she throws down the cigarette she had been smoking and J picks it up and smells it and puts it in his pocket. He heads back to the house and the scene fades to black as he heads into the master bedroom.
Crazy J: So um lisa is that just restful bitch face or you mad or something?
Lisa doesn’t answer him she just turns and above the fireplace in this man room is Crazy J WCF Hardcore title she puts her hands on it and J jumps up and his laptop slides on the floor. He walks towards her as she pulls it down. She tosses it into the fireplace. She reaches for the automatic fire starter. J dives for his hardcore title and pulls it out just in time before the flames start. J then stands up and puts the title back on the wall… he looks at Lisa and he just shakes his head and Lisa can’t help it but start laughing.
Lisa: you dumb fuck… you trashed the living room and cut up all my throw pillows and then you put my grandmas doll in the fire place and you burnt her and then you spilled red wine everywhere and Mr. Cuddles is licking the wine up and acting weird. What do you
have to say about your actions?
Crazy J: Um it wasn’t me… I went to bedlam then I came back home and got on my laptop. Someone must have broken in the house.
Lisa: your fucking joking right who would break in and cut pillows and spill wine and burn a fucking doll… that screams Crazy J. By the way what you doing on the laptop looking at porn?
Crazy J: No I was roleplaying!
Lisa: Are you talking about that fake wrestling shit online again?
Crazy J: this week Jay Wonderful faces some dude named Naughty Ned in a last man standing match… I was doing some research and this guy is really good… he is a heel and Jay Wonderful is a face and he wants to make everything wonderful in this fed.
Lisa: so what do you know about your opponents this week in the WCF?
Crazy J: one is a girl who wrestles almost completely naked and the other is a burnt fucker that doesn’t talk.
Lisa: and?
Crazy J: I am going to win. I am going to keep my belt and I am going to kick Naughty Neds ass… he is a dick on their boards and he is in this group of people called the brat Krew and they really think they are hard asses but in reality they are just straight up nerds with no girls…
Lisa: You keep roleplaying and tearing up the house and you may become single… not to mention your porn addiction.
Lisa storms out of the room and J picks up the laptop and he goes back to writing as Jay wonderful in his online EFED… he then decided he should learn more about the two people he is facing so J jumps on the ZT Network system and pulls up a file and Lisa walks back in the room
Lisa: that little slut…
Crazy J: who Claire?
Lisa: why would you say her name was you thinking of her or looking for pictures of her?
Crazy J: no I am doing research!
Lisa: For wrestling or that fucking EFED shit?
Crazy J: Real Wrestling hun… the WCF… why?
Lisa: the Hebrew hammer… you need to watch it but don’t you dare get hard and jack off.
Crazy J goes to watch it and a cartoon version of lisa comes up and it says naught naughty J you shouldn’t be watching this… Lisa reaches over and types in a code and the video loads j watches it and when its done. He just closes the lap top.
Lisa: do I need to cut this bitch?
Crazy J: no baby don’t worry about it I will take care of it.
Lisa: but you struggle hitting women in the ring so now what?
Crazy J: that was the old me when Lilith turn with her strap on I realized bitches in the ring should get equal treatment. This little rake isn’t going to distract me or get in my head… that girl is straight up skin and bone and there is no ass or tits… I am good last time i fucked a girl that thin mybody hurt from all her bones stabbing me. But there is a big ass difference between you and me. You see where you live you look across the street and you see the window I look out mine and I see another massive house but I can’t see in it’s windows. You use tinder to meet random guys that will stab your old catcher mitt of a pussy and I fuck my girl friend… I don’t need an app to meet people… And yeah we have all had the one night stands but your crotch looks like the whole state of New York has been standing in your crotch… I refuse to watch anything that has you naked in it… you are not sexy and you are not a wrestler. You might be biting your lip and tensing up but when this match Is over you will be bleeding from many places and you will be very tense as your muscles if you even have any of those will be hurting from the beat down you take. Look I think you may want to play the sexual mind games with mr. burnt one… you see when he puts his burnt dick in your burning crotch he won’t have to worry about STDs because his dick is so burn and crusted over it is like a rock… well rumor is maybe it’s just a pebble. People forget that I am rich because they say I dress like a scrub and I paint my face… but I don’t need to wrestle I do it because this is what I fucking love to do. I don’t need to be cheered I need to be feared. I sit back and again the WCF fan base is talking about what one of you two will beat me for my title. I hear other wrestlers talking and they all still say Zero Tolerance is a joke… I am the fucking lord of bedlam… the Psycho 187, the Crazy One and the disturbed one…. I am not…
Lisa: losing to no skank tooth pick that has more cum inside of it then flashes boyfriend manager… and from what I seen that’s a lot of cum. Your panties may be wet but when my man punches you in that meth head of yours and blood starts flowing it will be piss and shit in your panties. Go fuck yourself cunt and stop thinking my man wants to see you he is addicted to porn but he still has taste… speaking of taste J why don’t you meet me in like 5 minutes in are bedroom and you can have a taste or you can have a full meal.
Lisa kisses J on the lips and she heads out she pops her head back in and says five minutes J clicks back over to his Roleplay website and he continues writing as Jay wonderful. Crazy J then starts reading other shit and he loses track of the time. Lisa storms in the room and J looks up at her.
Lisa: you could be fucking the hottest girl ever right now but instead your fucking typing a roleplay…
Crazy J: so I could be fucking Hannah Davis right now?
Lisa: you are such a dick enjoy your online life and I will be in the bed room. But J what the fuck is wrong with you.
J just shakes his head and goes back to typing the camera follows Lisa and she walks into the kitchen. She grabs a bottle of wine and she opens the bottle. She walks into the living room and pushes some feathers over and sits on the couch. She looks at the fire place and she walks over and picks up the doll and brings it back over and she looks down at it and she smashes the face of the doll and she starts laughing.
Lisa: I guess J walked aroud with a doll of me for weeks and I have kept this ugly doll for years because it reminded me of my grandma but it was their when my parents died and I guess it went with me from foster home to foster home. Bouncing from home to home. So good times and bad times but its time I move on… I just don’t understand why anyone would want to challenge J in a hardcore match this man I love is truly a great man but in the ring he is fucking dangerous…. This skinny bitch is going to die.
The Scene fades out and once again we see Bedlam and we see Crazy J he is walking in his battle gear but this time he has a beautiful double axe made of black metal and two swords on his back he then has 4 other knights with him they have swords as well. They walk into a camp and an arrow is fired and it hits J chest plate and bounces off. J removes the axe and two men come towards them and then they are surrounded the group battles and J team is victorious they march on J axe is covered in blood. A large man comes at them and J sticks the man in the chest with the axe and he pulls his swords he kills another man while his 4 knights are fighting other men. Lord Crazy sees the leader of this group ridding off on a horse he looks around and he tells his men.
Crazy J: Men let us burn this camp to the ground and free any prisoner and or slave. But this camp is no more no one will take bedlam from us and no one will ever take my hardcore title… I am the lord of the lands and I am the Disturbed one in the ring so tell everyone to back the fuck off.
Crazy J wakes up and he is on the couch. He looks around and he walks towards the door and he stops and looks at his hardcore title. He then looks at his hand and he sees blisters on his hand as if he was swinging a sword and axe and his arms hurt. He touches the belt and he walks out of the room. He walks upstairs and he sees the messed up living room and he starts cleaning it up he picks up the pillows and throws them into the fire place and he burns them.
Crazy J: I wonder if every time he sees fire if he freaks the fuck out… well guess what this is a hardcore match and I am thinking it might get a little hot in the ring. I am taking you both to depths of hell this week and if needed I will take you out like those that oppose me in Bedlam… you fuckers have been warned.
Crazy J looks at the wine stain and he starts scrubbing the spot and he gets the stain lighter and he stops goes back down stairs and
grabs his laptop and he comes up and he orders a new hardwood floor and he keeps ordering stuff. He finishes it and hits order he then sits down and grabs a piece of paper and he writes lisa a note.
Dear Lisa,
I know living with me he hasn’t been easy but I promise this room will look better in just a few days… by the way I cleaned it the best I can. I am going for a run so if I am not in the bedroom when you wake up I am running around the hood…. Well it’s not a hood but I am running around the streets.
Love Always,
J
Crazy J puts on a black fReEkShOw hoody and he puts the hood up and runs down the driveway. As he is running… and running is something that he hates to do he has a lot on his mind.
CRAZY J VOICE OVER: well what the fuck all she does is bitch at you and you just sit there and take it and let her bitch about the house.. the house that you own… the house you bought… the house you have worked 19 years hell its almost 20 years… you keep transporting to a place called bedlam and you have no idea what it all means and you cant talk to lisa because she doesn’t understand… she is crazy as well but she is taking her meds again…. Maybe you should do the same… or maybe you should change her meds out so she can be normal again… yeah man that’s the answer…. Fuck I am talking to my self and arguing with myself… and more important I am trying to tell myself to take my girls meds and change them so she will understand me better and stop bitching…. Well if it will make her stop bitching I am all in on it.
Just then J looks up and Claire is sitting outside and J stops and looks at her she has not seen him so he starts sneaking up on her. He notices she is smoking and he becomes angry and storms up to her.
Crazy J: what the fuck are you doing?
Claire: I am smoking… what the fuck does it look like to you?
Crazy J: how could you… you did not even try to call me…. Oh fuck Lisa took my phone and I have had like 15 burner phones…. Fuck I failed you I am the worst sponsor ever… your brother is going to kill me… fuck…. Fuck…. Fuck…. Ok we have to make you puke up the shit I am going to get peroxide and bring it out.
Claire: Um no I don’t need to puke I am fine… J this is a cigarette it is not a joint… but that’s a plant anyways so it don’t count.
Crazy J: I know its not weed I smell that shit every day with your brother… I am talking about crack…. You are a crack whore and that’s what you do…
Claire: God Damn it J I take shit from my brother and look I am so thankful that you have been supportive in your own very fucked up way…. But look I am not smoking crack I am still clean.
Crazy J: damn… I am not I fell off the band wagon yesterday I watched porn in a theater and then on the burner phone… fuck and lisa is not a good sponsor…
Claire: do you want to maybe watch some porn with me?
Crazy J: now Claire porn is my crack… how would you feel if I brought up your crack addiction every time I see you?
Claire: you do yesterday when you drove by you said say no to crack… then the other day you called me before your girl took your balls… I mean phone and you changed my ring tone to a song about just say no to crack… you bring it up all time…. Fuck I am going to bed before you make me use tonight.
Claire gets up and heads in the house and she throws down the cigarette she had been smoking and J picks it up and smells it and puts it in his pocket. He heads back to the house and the scene fades to black as he heads into the master bedroom.
