Post by Joe Smarts on Oct 2, 2016 0:52:35 GMT -5
Road Trip
Chapter 1- Straight Outta Cleveland
All Smarts can see is black.
Just plain black.
In a nutshell, nothing.
But he can hear something.
It sounded muffled.
Jimmy (muffled): Joe, are you a rake?
Smarts: I don't think I'm a rake...
Voice: Don't speak, Mr. Smarts.
Joe Smarts had no idea what was going on.
He opened his eyes.
He saw a roof. He was obviously laying down horizontally.
He slowly looked side to side.
It looked like a hospital. It was a hospital.
He then remembered. He passed out after that gauntlet.
Suddenly, all his senses started to boot in.
He was suddenly aware of everything around him.
Jimmy and Jeff were sitting next to his hospital bed. So was a doctor.
Dr. Vijay: Hello, Joe. I am Dr. Vijay, and I'm your doctor today.
Joe was about to talk but he stopped when he remembered that Dr. Vijay told him not to talk.
Dr. Vijay: You can talk now, see if it doesn't hurt.
Smarts: Jimmy, why did you think I was a rake?
Jimmy: I asked if you were awake, not a rake! And you call yourself smart...
Smarts (yells): I hate it when you're right.
Dr. Vijay: Shh. Can you maybe keep it down a little?
Smarts looked around to see multiple people. All hurt or ill.
Dr. Vijay: Back to the topic. You were a bit lucky this time, Joe. 98% of the time, you probably wouldn't make it to WAR, but this time it's all good. You're in great content for WAR.
Smarts: Yes! Wait, how do you know about WAR?
Dr. Vijay: Jimmy told me.
Jimmy gives a weak smile.
Dr. Vijay: Can you just try and walk for me, Joe?
Joe Smarts simply gets out of his bed, walks a lap around his hospital bed and hops back in as quick as he got out.
Dr. Vijay: Perfect! I'll just give you this prescription and you are free to go!
After Dr. Vijay gives a prescription, he farewells Jeff, Jimmy and Joe. As they walk out of the hospital, Joe has a thought.
Smarts: How am I going to get to Madison Square Garden by WAR?
Jimmy: Well, we're at Cleveland, and you gotta be at New York. Didn't you book a flight?
Smarts: I believe it leaves in 5 seconds.
Exactly 5 seconds later, they hear a plane take off at the airport.
Smarts: That's the one.
Jimmy: Well, all we've got is my car.
After a short moment of silence, all of the three men yell out
ALL: ROAD TRIP!!!
After several minutes of planning, they decided to take a longer route to Madison Square Garden. From Cleveland, they'll head to Pittsburgh. From there, they'll go to Baltimore. After that, they'll go to Philadelphia then they'll head to New York.
Jimmy: Noice.
Jeff: Let's go!
Smarts: We're going straight outta Cleveland!
And off they went. Next stop, Pittsburgh.
Maybe a toilet break on the way.
Chapter 2- Road to Pittsburgh
We find Jimmy, Joe and Jeff in Jimmy's car driving to Pittsburgh and working out what to do there. As much as Jimmy tried to look at the tourist attractions, he was told to look out the window, which is necessary for driving.
Jeff: We could go to a modern art museum.
Jimmy: Just to see strokes of paint on a shoe? Modern art is pointless!
Jeff: We could go see the Pirates in a baseball game.
Smarts: I'm a basketball guy. And you had to Google 'what is Pittsburgh's baseball team' to know who the Pirates were.
Jimmy: How about Mount Washington? I went there as a child.
After a moment of thinking, Jeff and Smarts agreed.
Smarts: But I didn't bring any hiking gear
Jeff: None of us did.
Jimmy: We can just buy some. I'm rich, Smarts is definitely rich, and you can buy cheap hiking gear, Jeff.
They arrive at a small place which has a café with some toilets.
Jimmy: Who's keen for a toilet stop
Jeff: Oh, thank god! I've been holding it in for an hour.
Smarts: I'm keen for some food. I'm starving- I need a big lunch.
After Jeff rushed into the public toilets, Jimmy and Smarts walk into the café called Friday Fries.
Smarts: Jimmy, if you're here, then who's managing your gym?
Jimmy: Ah, Jimmie's the co-manager, he's got it under con...
Jimmy's phone rings. After Jimmy answers the call, has a conversation and hangs up, he says that the gym is now a fiasco.
After Smarts, Jimmy and eventually Jeff find a table, they look at the menu. After the waitress comes over, the trio place their orders.
Jeff: I'll have a triple cheese burger with a can of Red Bull please.
Jimmy: I'll have a Caesar salad wrap with some orange juice.
Smarts: Give me the... (dramatic pause) ...Big-Ass Fries Challenge.
Suddenly everyone in the room gasps.
Jeff: What's the Big-Ass Fries Challenge?
Smarts: It was in the menu. You have to eat a kilo of fries in 20 minutes.
Jeff gasps.
Jeff: How is that possible?
Smarts: If anyone loves fries the most it's me. And plus, I can't resist the prize shirt.
Smarts points to a frame which has a shirt on it.
The shirt is all black except for the bold text, which is white.
The words are positioned in the center of the shirt and says:
I
LIKE
FRIES.
Smarts: That shirt is necessary for a wardrobe.
Jimmy: Nah, I'm pretty sure I can live without it.
Smarts: No, no. I need that shirt. Plus, it would make a good attire.
Jeff: I do agree your current attire is crappy.
The waitress comes with Jeff and Jimmy's lunch.
Waitress: The Big-Ass Fries Challenge...
Everyone: (gasp)
Waitress: ...will be here in a moment.
Smarts: Now I'm nervous.
Jeff: Your fault.
Smarts: Shaddup.
Waitress: Here is the Big-Ass Fries Challenge.
Once again, everyone gasps.
Smarts: Okay, here we go!
Waitress: 3... 2... 1... Go!
As soon as the waitress said go, Smarts was eating the fries like a maniac. He was eating (and swallowing) three fries a second!
Jeff (whisper): How on Earth is Joe going to burn those calories?
Jimmy: Pfft.
After 15 minutes of the swallowing of the fries, Smarts still had 51 fries to go. Jimmy and Jeff had finished their lunches long ago- but Smarts was still going. Everyone in the cafe was watching. They had never seen someone beat the Big-Ass Fries Challenge *gasp* before. Smarts however had no room in his stomach for 51 fries, however. But he had a plan, surely a very disgusting plan. Extremely disgusting.
Smarts: Give me a bucket!
There was 4 minutes and 30 seconds left. After someone rushed into the nearest general store and bought a bucket (it was 99 cents) and gave it to Smarts. If you're squirmish, skip ahead about 30-40 words. Smarts gave it all his effort, then suddenly...
BLURGH!! (That was meant to be a vomit)
Now Smarts had room in his stomach, he demolished those last fifty-one fries with three minutes left to spare.
Waitress: Here is your first ever Big-Ass Fries Challenge...
Everyone: *gasp*
Waitress: winner... Joe Smarts!
Joe Smarts had done it. He was the first recipient of the 'I LIKE FRIES' shirt! And, surprise, he's gonna wear it to WAR. And every show after WAR.
After, the trio walked out of Friday Fries in pure disbelief. They went into the car without a word and drove off to Pittsburgh.
Chapter 3- Pittsburgh
Smarts: Everybody, welcome to Pittsburgh!
Jimmy: I'll see what radio stations they have.
As Jimmy flicks through the stations, Jeff and Smarts hear
Cal-i-fornia girls...
...is the next...
...horror movie right there on my TV.
Until they finally find a good song.
Jeff: I can't help but sing along to this!
As the trio head to Mount Washington, each person sings along to the best song they know
All:
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
And the car sways side to side as Jeff, Jimmy and especially Joe all dance to the trumpets.
After an hour, it took them that long to get there because they were lost, they arrived at Mount Washington.
Jimmy: Let's go hiking.
Smarts: Time to burn off the calories from the Big-Ass Fries Challenge.
Suddenly, everyone around Joe gasps.
Smarts: Why does everyone have to gasp when I say Big-Ass Fries Challenge?
*gasp*
Smarts: SHADDUP.
Jeff: Well, everyone has their hiking gear, let's go!
Exactly 152 seconds later...
Jeff: I can't do it! How close are we from finishing?
Joe: We only started 152 seconds ago.
Jeff: That's a long time! I can take two showers in 152 seconds!
Jimmy: You take extremely short showers.
Joe: That's why you stink a lot!
Jeff: SHADDUP!
After heaps of groups of 152 seconds, the trio finally made it to the top. Now to zip-line back down.
Jimmy: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Jimmy's voice started to fade when he quickly travelled down the zip-line
Joe insisted on going next, and same with Jimmy, he wooed until you could hear him no more.
But Jeff stayed on top of Mt Washington. You see, he had a fear of heights.
Jeff: Fuck. Why did I insist on going to Mt Washington when I knew we were going to go zip-lining? I know I have a fear of heights!
After a couple of paces back and forth, Jeff's iPhone rings.
It was Joe. Jeff answered.
Jeff: Hello Joe.
Joe (over phone): Where you at? Is there like a delay in the zip-lining or what?
Jeff: Nah, I'm sticking around the café.
Joe (over phone): What café? Wait, are you afraid of heights?
Jeff (unconfidently): Nah...
Joe (over phone): Stop lying. Just go face your fears. I'm facing one of my fears- WAR. And plus, we bought you a beetroot burrito- your favourite. We might as well eat it if you're not coming.
Jeff hangs up with one last message no-one messes with the beetroot burrito.
It was time to face his fears.
Jeff: Let's do this.
Jeff shoves his way to the zip-line and buckles himself up. He tells the workers to stay away. He then launches by himself and he was zip-lining! Jeff forgot all about his fear, it felt like he was flying, his adrenaline was rising and he didn't want to stop. But, all good things must come to an end. Jeff hopped off the zip-line as quickly as he got on, and stole the beetroot burrito straight from Joe's hands. He quickly diminished the burrito. After that, they ate some dinner and set off for Baltimore.
But they'll have to sleep at a hotel along the way.
Chapter 4- Road to Baltimore
It's 10:52 and the Triple J Trio are tired, weary and drowsy. They find a hotel with free WiFi and Foxtel and book a room.
Joe: Ergh. I'm tired.
Jeff: Mind you, what are we gonna do when we get to Baltimore.
Jimmy: We decided the aquarium.
All three men found a bed and flopped down on it. They quickly went to sleep. However, after about an hour...
KLANG!
*snort*
Joe wakes up.
Joe: What was that?
Joe walks out to investigate.
But he makes creaking noises on the wooden floor.
CREAK...
*snort*
Jimmy wakes up.
Jimmy: Why is the floor creaking?
Jimmy hops out of bed to investigate. Unfortunately, Jimmy stubs his toe on the doorway and swears quietly enough to not to disturb the people next door but loud enough to...
SHIT!
*snort*
...to wake Jeff up
Jeff: Did I just hear someone say shit?
Jeff hops out to investigate. All three men were investigating around the house to find out mysterious noises. Joe first checked the bathroom. He then checked the living room. Then the kitchen/dining room. Jimmy, however, checked the kitchen/dining room first, then the bathroom, then the living room. And Jeff looked in the living room first, then the kitchen/dining room, finally the bathroom. Coincidentally, they checked the three same places and all didn't find a thing, but Jimmy, Jeff and Joe all looked in a different order and did not see any one of each other once! After that, they reassured themselves and slept back in bed.
The next morning, they woke up at 8:30 am and went to the organised breakfast in the hotel. They had some conversation.
Joe: So, we're going to the Baltimore Aquarium today.
Jimmy: Yep.
Jeff: Okay.
After a few seconds of silence...
Jeff: Did anyone hear someone say shit in the middle of the night?
Joe: Nope, you're more delusional than ever.
Jeff: Shut up.
Jimmy: You're not delusional, Jeff. I did say 'shit' when I stubbed my toe to investigate a noise. A creaking noise...
Jeff: You're more delusional than me.
Joe: Actually, that was me. I walked along the floor, made a creaking noise and as it turns out, woke Jimmy up.
Jimmy: Why did you walk anyways?
Joe: I heard a KLANG!
Jimmy and Jeff: You're the delusional one
Stranger: Nope, he's not delusional
Jeff: Who are you?
Stranger: I'm just a stranger. But rumour has it that there was a klang in Room 004.
Joe: That's our room
Jimmy: What caused it?
Joe: Here's the scary part. I don't know. Everything was in place. I don't know what could've happened to make a klang.
The trio finished their breakfast and headed to Baltimore.
Joe: That place is weird.
Chapter 5- Baltimore
It's 12:28 pm when Jimmy, Joe and Jeff park outside the Baltimore aquarium.
Joe: Let's go see some Nemo-s and Dory-s!
Jimmy: Don't you mean clownfish and blue tangs?
Joe: Fine then.
Joe (not so enthusiastically): Let's go see some clown fish and blue tangs!
Jeff: I'm just excited to see some sharks.
Jimmy: Yeah...
The trio walk into the aquarium, buy tickets and go straight to the hands-on section.
Jimmy: I'm gonna go touch the starfish
Joe: I'm gonna go touch the rays.
Jeff: I'll look for Hank and Dory and try to rescue them.
Joe: Uhh... Okay, you do that.
Jeff: Hank! Dory! I'm gonna save you!
Jimmy: That's... um... I'm gonna go to the starfish.
Joe: Okay.
Joe went to the rays and gave them a stroke. It felt weird. It was slippery and wet, but I suppose you expect that when the ray has spent 99% of his life in the water.
Jimmy went to the starfish and stroked them. It felt lumpy and spiky. He then went to a different starfish. That one felt smooth. He then stroked the starfish next to the smooth one. It felt weird. Like human skin. He then looked up to realise that it was a human hand. It was a woman who worked at the National Aquarium. She looked stunning and Jimmy immediately blushed.
Jimmy: Uh... I'm so, um... so sorry...
Jimmy looked at the name tag- Melinda
Jimmy: ...sorry, Melinda
And he thought- shit, I just blew it and I haven't met her.
Melinda: It's okay. Not the first time it's happened.
Jimmy: Um... yeah. Okay.
All three regrouped and went to the next section. It was Finding Dory themed.
Joe: Yay! Nemo-s and Dory-s!
Jimmy: For the last time, it's clownfish and blue tang.
Jeff: That's where Hank and Dory went!
They look to their right to see an octopus that seemed to camouflage with its surroundings and a blue tang.
Jeff: I'm a gonna go follow them.
And Jeff wandered away and followed the supposedly 'Hank' and 'Dory'.
Joe: Well, I'm going to see the clownfish.
Joe walked away to see the supposed 'Nemo' and 'Marlin'
Jimmy stayed and watched some turtles. Supposedly 'Crush' and 'Squirt'.
Jeff looked at the octopus and wondered how it changed the colour of his skin.
Joe looked at the clownfish. They stayed in schools of at least 20 fish each. Many other children looked at the clown fish too
And Jimmy looked at the turtles. They were slow swimmers. Jimmy was the only person looking at the turtles. He walked to the right without looking and bumped into... you guessed it... Melinda.
Jimmy: Oh... oh my god... I'm so sorry!
Melinda: You again? You better watch out for yourself.
Jimmy: Um... Yeah, I will...
Jimmy blushed again.
Jeff, Jimmy and Joe regrouped and headed towards the shark section.
Jeff: I hope I don't see Bruce.
Joe: Bruce is a vegetarian!
Jimmy: Who's Bruce?
Joe and Jeff: The shark! Remember, 'Fish are friends, not food'?
Jimmy: Ah.
Jimmy (to self): Why did I agree to this? I'm afraid of sharks!
They walked into the shark section. It was a walkway inside a glass tube, surrounded by water.
Jimmy: Oh no.
Joe: What's oh no about?
Jimmy: Nothing...
They all saw the hammerhead shark at the same time.
It charged straight at the tube...
Jimmy: AAH!!
...to swim above it.
Jeff looks at Jimmy weirdly.
Joe: Woah, that's definitely a fear of sharks.
Jeff: You're lucky that no one panicked!
However, everyone is looking at Jimmy weirdly.
Jimmy: You know what? Let's eat lunch at the food court at the aquarium.
About 15 minutes later, they arrive at the food court.
Joe: Let's eat!
There were plenty of food stalls. After 5 seconds of thinking, Jeff and Joe went to eat at Burger King and Jimmy at Taco Bell.
Jimmy was walking to Taco Bell when he once again saw Melinda. She wasn't paying any attention to where she was walking. Jimmy, however was aware. Melinda tripped over a stray stick and was falling Jimmy's way. Jimmy had a quick reaction and caught Melinda before she fell on the floor. Jimmy once again blushed and helped Melinda stand on her two feet.
Jimmy: Hey again.
Melinda: I see your stumbling has stopped.
Jimmy: Uh... Ye... Yeah.
Melinda: Oops. Spoke too soon.
Jimmy nodded.
Melinda: Well, luckily you paid attention!
Jimmy nodded again.
Melinda: Gotta go!
Jimmy: Okay.
When Melinda rushed off, Jimmy handpalmed so hard it was a slap. He definitely blew it. He probably wasn't gonna see Melinda again anyways. Because chances are, he probably won't be at Baltimore ever again, and she'll stay in Baltimore.
Jimmy: Fudge.
After Joe, Jimmy and Jeff ate, they set off for Philadelphia.
Chapter 6- Road to Philadelphia
If you just needed a reminder, this role play is very inaccurate.
Joe, Jeff and Jimmy are on their way to Philadelphia. They're discussing what to do in Philly. Well, two of them at least.
Joe: Hmm... I know Philadelphia because of Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Jeff: What about the Liberty Bell?
Joe: Yeah, we can visit that, but I just thought about where we can go.
Jeff: Where?
Joe: Wells... Fargo... Center...
Jeff: Yeah! I think the 76ers have a match against the Denver Nuggets!
Joe: Yes! My 2nd favourite team!
Jeff: We should go buy some merch!
Joe: Yep. Geez, you've been quiet Jimmy.
Jimmy: I blew it.
Joe: Blew what?
Jimmy: Melinda.
Jeff: You blew up Melinda?
Jimmy: Nope. I blew up my chance.
Joe: Uhh...
Jimmy explains what happened at Baltimore.
Joe: It's okay, I... have not had that experience and it sounds pretty bad.
Jeff: Well, that's why you were silent.
Joe: Yes, nice find, Sherlock Holmes.
Jeff: I've always wanted to be Sherlock Holmes!
Handpalm.
The trio find themselves entering a town which seems heavily influenced by basketball. There were basketball hoops everywhere and basketball courts. Along with lots of NBA flags of every kind of team.
Joe: Hey look!
Joe found a clothes store with banners saying 'NBA SALE! All NBA franchise 50% off!'
Jimmy: Nice!
After what seemed like half an hour, Joe walks out with a Nuggets cap, shirt, shorts, socks, shoes and teddy bear. Jeff walks put with a Nuggets cap, singlet, trousers, shoes, travel mug and basketball. However, Jimmy walks out with a 76ers cap, shirt, jumper, trousers, shoes and flag.
Jimmy: What? I'm a 76ers fan!
Joe: You're joking, right?
Jimmy: Nope.
Jeff: Oh well, may the best team win.
And off they went. They don't want to miss the game.
Chapter 7- Philadelphia
Jimmy flicks through the radio channels, but all he could find was a radio station, which was a hillbilly trying to sing a love song.
I love you, Betty
As much as my tractor
And I love my tractor
A lot.
Joe: Let's not listen to that.
Jimmy: That's strange, my car must be going kaputty, because there should be more radio stations.
Joe: Your car has Bluetooth, right?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Joe: Connect my iPhone with it.
Jimmy: Okay.
As soon as Jimmy turns on the Bluetooth, they hear a bass rhythm going through the car. Then they hear Will Smith.
Now this is a story, all about how,
My life got flipped turned upside-down
Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a prince of a town called Bel Air.
Now each person sings along
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
In the playground is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
Shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got on one little fight and my mom got scared, she said
'You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror!
For anything I could say, this cab was rare
But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air!
I rocked up to the house about 7 or 8
And I said to the cabbie, 'yo home, smell you later!'
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
Joe: Woohoo!
Joe, Jimmy and Jeff rock up at Wells Fargo Center. They managed to get some seats without buying tickets, but they still had to pay.
Then, as soon as Jimmy, Joe and Jeff settle in their seats, the game starts.
Nuggets win the jump ball and get really good 15-0 run going. After the 76ers call a timeout, the margin closes but is still big. End of Q1, the score is 25-15 to the Nuggets. At Q2, 76ers close the gap further, 52-45. At the start of Q3, Nuggets only have a lead of 3 when a timeout is called. After that, the Nuggets get a 28-10 run. At the end of Q3, the score is 88-70.
In quarter 4, the 76ers kept getting bucket after bucket, but thongs weren't going so well with the Nuggets. The score was 98-98. The 76ers had a really good drive, but it was blocked by the Nuggets. According to the ref, it was a shooting foul. The 76ers got both free throws in. The score is 98-100. A timeout is called. There are 1.3 seconds left on the clock. After the timeout is finished, the Nuggets have the ball at their end. They pass it in. The Nuggets go for a 3-pointer.
BEEEERGH! (However the NBA siren goes)
Swish! The ref is not sure if the basketball player let the ball go in time. After a lot of replays, it is official. The 3-pointer counts. The final score is 101-100, a good win from the Nuggets.
Joe: Yes!
Jeff: Uh-huh, that's right!
Jimmy: No!
Every 76er fan is shocked. Every Nugget fan is excited. What a game.
Chapter 8- Road to New York
Jimmy, still shocked by the defeat of the 76ers, is driving to New York, New York.
Jimmy: So, we've gotta go to Madison Square Garden, right?
Joe: Yep.
Jeff: I'm excited!
Jimmy: So...
Joe: You know what? Let's just have a good conversation.
Jeff: Remember Nicky O'Reilly?
Jimmy: Yeah, he was that guy who wrestled at Revenge!
Joe: What ever happened to him?
Jimmy: He just hasn't been used.
Jeff: Say that to Charles Harrison.
Joe: Ha.
Jimmy: He's that guy who applied but hasn't even wrestled yet!
Joe: He's gonna wrestle someday...
After a couple seconds silence...
Jimmy: Mind you, I'm tired after that hectic game
Jimmy pulls over and turns around. Joe and Jeff are already asleep in the car. He figures he should probably go to sleep.
And he does.
Chapter 9- Madison Square Garden
Radio: And last night, the Nuggets won at Philadelphia in a thrilling game, 101-100. That's all for NY Sports News.
Jimmy: Welcome to New York!
Joe: The Empire State Building!
All: YEAH!!
Jimmy: The Statue of Liberty!
All: YEAH!!
Jeff: Hot Dogs with mustard!
All: YEAH!!
Joe: WAR!
All: YEAH!!
Jimmy: So many things!
Jeff: Look at all the billboards!
The billboards were still shining, even though it's midday.
Joe: We have plenty of time until WAR!
Jeff: Let's do all the stuff we said!
And they sure did. They went to the top of Empire State Building, abseiled back down, walked up to the top of Empire State Building, stayed there for a while to get their breath back, then went back down. Then they ate as many hot dogs (with mustard) as they could. Incredibly, Joe was still in good physique for WAR after eating seven hot dogs. But, they spent too long eating hot dogs. WAR had just started.
Joe: Shit!
Jimmy: Let's go!
Jeff: I still need to finish this hot dog!
Jimmy: Eat it in the car!
Joe: Luckily the actual WAR match is last.
The billboards made the night look like day, they were that bright, but Joe, Jimmy and Jeff had no time to look at that, they zoomed to MSG. Luckily, they made it in time.
Joe rushed in the backstage area, and Jimmy and Jeff sat in the front row seats they bought.
Man: Quick, Joe. You're next!
Joe walked towards the stage.
Then 'Vertigo' blasts around the arena.
It's time for WAR.
Note:
Sorry for the late entry, I was kinda busy with my holiday.
Also, colour coding will come soon.
Chapter 1- Straight Outta Cleveland
All Smarts can see is black.
Just plain black.
In a nutshell, nothing.
But he can hear something.
It sounded muffled.
Jimmy (muffled): Joe, are you a rake?
Smarts: I don't think I'm a rake...
Voice: Don't speak, Mr. Smarts.
Joe Smarts had no idea what was going on.
He opened his eyes.
He saw a roof. He was obviously laying down horizontally.
He slowly looked side to side.
It looked like a hospital. It was a hospital.
He then remembered. He passed out after that gauntlet.
Suddenly, all his senses started to boot in.
He was suddenly aware of everything around him.
Jimmy and Jeff were sitting next to his hospital bed. So was a doctor.
Dr. Vijay: Hello, Joe. I am Dr. Vijay, and I'm your doctor today.
Joe was about to talk but he stopped when he remembered that Dr. Vijay told him not to talk.
Dr. Vijay: You can talk now, see if it doesn't hurt.
Smarts: Jimmy, why did you think I was a rake?
Jimmy: I asked if you were awake, not a rake! And you call yourself smart...
Smarts (yells): I hate it when you're right.
Dr. Vijay: Shh. Can you maybe keep it down a little?
Smarts looked around to see multiple people. All hurt or ill.
Dr. Vijay: Back to the topic. You were a bit lucky this time, Joe. 98% of the time, you probably wouldn't make it to WAR, but this time it's all good. You're in great content for WAR.
Smarts: Yes! Wait, how do you know about WAR?
Dr. Vijay: Jimmy told me.
Jimmy gives a weak smile.
Dr. Vijay: Can you just try and walk for me, Joe?
Joe Smarts simply gets out of his bed, walks a lap around his hospital bed and hops back in as quick as he got out.
Dr. Vijay: Perfect! I'll just give you this prescription and you are free to go!
After Dr. Vijay gives a prescription, he farewells Jeff, Jimmy and Joe. As they walk out of the hospital, Joe has a thought.
Smarts: How am I going to get to Madison Square Garden by WAR?
Jimmy: Well, we're at Cleveland, and you gotta be at New York. Didn't you book a flight?
Smarts: I believe it leaves in 5 seconds.
Exactly 5 seconds later, they hear a plane take off at the airport.
Smarts: That's the one.
Jimmy: Well, all we've got is my car.
After a short moment of silence, all of the three men yell out
ALL: ROAD TRIP!!!
After several minutes of planning, they decided to take a longer route to Madison Square Garden. From Cleveland, they'll head to Pittsburgh. From there, they'll go to Baltimore. After that, they'll go to Philadelphia then they'll head to New York.
Jimmy: Noice.
Jeff: Let's go!
Smarts: We're going straight outta Cleveland!
And off they went. Next stop, Pittsburgh.
Maybe a toilet break on the way.
Chapter 2- Road to Pittsburgh
We find Jimmy, Joe and Jeff in Jimmy's car driving to Pittsburgh and working out what to do there. As much as Jimmy tried to look at the tourist attractions, he was told to look out the window, which is necessary for driving.
Jeff: We could go to a modern art museum.
Jimmy: Just to see strokes of paint on a shoe? Modern art is pointless!
Jeff: We could go see the Pirates in a baseball game.
Smarts: I'm a basketball guy. And you had to Google 'what is Pittsburgh's baseball team' to know who the Pirates were.
Jimmy: How about Mount Washington? I went there as a child.
After a moment of thinking, Jeff and Smarts agreed.
Smarts: But I didn't bring any hiking gear
Jeff: None of us did.
Jimmy: We can just buy some. I'm rich, Smarts is definitely rich, and you can buy cheap hiking gear, Jeff.
They arrive at a small place which has a café with some toilets.
Jimmy: Who's keen for a toilet stop
Jeff: Oh, thank god! I've been holding it in for an hour.
Smarts: I'm keen for some food. I'm starving- I need a big lunch.
After Jeff rushed into the public toilets, Jimmy and Smarts walk into the café called Friday Fries.
Smarts: Jimmy, if you're here, then who's managing your gym?
Jimmy: Ah, Jimmie's the co-manager, he's got it under con...
Jimmy's phone rings. After Jimmy answers the call, has a conversation and hangs up, he says that the gym is now a fiasco.
After Smarts, Jimmy and eventually Jeff find a table, they look at the menu. After the waitress comes over, the trio place their orders.
Jeff: I'll have a triple cheese burger with a can of Red Bull please.
Jimmy: I'll have a Caesar salad wrap with some orange juice.
Smarts: Give me the... (dramatic pause) ...Big-Ass Fries Challenge.
Suddenly everyone in the room gasps.
Jeff: What's the Big-Ass Fries Challenge?
Smarts: It was in the menu. You have to eat a kilo of fries in 20 minutes.
Jeff gasps.
Jeff: How is that possible?
Smarts: If anyone loves fries the most it's me. And plus, I can't resist the prize shirt.
Smarts points to a frame which has a shirt on it.
The shirt is all black except for the bold text, which is white.
The words are positioned in the center of the shirt and says:
I
LIKE
FRIES.
Smarts: That shirt is necessary for a wardrobe.
Jimmy: Nah, I'm pretty sure I can live without it.
Smarts: No, no. I need that shirt. Plus, it would make a good attire.
Jeff: I do agree your current attire is crappy.
The waitress comes with Jeff and Jimmy's lunch.
Waitress: The Big-Ass Fries Challenge...
Everyone: (gasp)
Waitress: ...will be here in a moment.
Smarts: Now I'm nervous.
Jeff: Your fault.
Smarts: Shaddup.
Waitress: Here is the Big-Ass Fries Challenge.
Once again, everyone gasps.
Smarts: Okay, here we go!
Waitress: 3... 2... 1... Go!
As soon as the waitress said go, Smarts was eating the fries like a maniac. He was eating (and swallowing) three fries a second!
Jeff (whisper): How on Earth is Joe going to burn those calories?
Jimmy: Pfft.
After 15 minutes of the swallowing of the fries, Smarts still had 51 fries to go. Jimmy and Jeff had finished their lunches long ago- but Smarts was still going. Everyone in the cafe was watching. They had never seen someone beat the Big-Ass Fries Challenge *gasp* before. Smarts however had no room in his stomach for 51 fries, however. But he had a plan, surely a very disgusting plan. Extremely disgusting.
Smarts: Give me a bucket!
There was 4 minutes and 30 seconds left. After someone rushed into the nearest general store and bought a bucket (it was 99 cents) and gave it to Smarts. If you're squirmish, skip ahead about 30-40 words. Smarts gave it all his effort, then suddenly...
BLURGH!! (That was meant to be a vomit)
Now Smarts had room in his stomach, he demolished those last fifty-one fries with three minutes left to spare.
Waitress: Here is your first ever Big-Ass Fries Challenge...
Everyone: *gasp*
Waitress: winner... Joe Smarts!
Joe Smarts had done it. He was the first recipient of the 'I LIKE FRIES' shirt! And, surprise, he's gonna wear it to WAR. And every show after WAR.
After, the trio walked out of Friday Fries in pure disbelief. They went into the car without a word and drove off to Pittsburgh.
Chapter 3- Pittsburgh
Smarts: Everybody, welcome to Pittsburgh!
Jimmy: I'll see what radio stations they have.
As Jimmy flicks through the stations, Jeff and Smarts hear
Cal-i-fornia girls...
...is the next...
...horror movie right there on my TV.
Until they finally find a good song.
Jeff: I can't help but sing along to this!
As the trio head to Mount Washington, each person sings along to the best song they know
All:
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
And the car sways side to side as Jeff, Jimmy and especially Joe all dance to the trumpets.
After an hour, it took them that long to get there because they were lost, they arrived at Mount Washington.
Jimmy: Let's go hiking.
Smarts: Time to burn off the calories from the Big-Ass Fries Challenge.
Suddenly, everyone around Joe gasps.
Smarts: Why does everyone have to gasp when I say Big-Ass Fries Challenge?
*gasp*
Smarts: SHADDUP.
Jeff: Well, everyone has their hiking gear, let's go!
Exactly 152 seconds later...
Jeff: I can't do it! How close are we from finishing?
Joe: We only started 152 seconds ago.
Jeff: That's a long time! I can take two showers in 152 seconds!
Jimmy: You take extremely short showers.
Joe: That's why you stink a lot!
Jeff: SHADDUP!
After heaps of groups of 152 seconds, the trio finally made it to the top. Now to zip-line back down.
Jimmy: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Jimmy's voice started to fade when he quickly travelled down the zip-line
Joe insisted on going next, and same with Jimmy, he wooed until you could hear him no more.
But Jeff stayed on top of Mt Washington. You see, he had a fear of heights.
Jeff: Fuck. Why did I insist on going to Mt Washington when I knew we were going to go zip-lining? I know I have a fear of heights!
After a couple of paces back and forth, Jeff's iPhone rings.
It was Joe. Jeff answered.
Jeff: Hello Joe.
Joe (over phone): Where you at? Is there like a delay in the zip-lining or what?
Jeff: Nah, I'm sticking around the café.
Joe (over phone): What café? Wait, are you afraid of heights?
Jeff (unconfidently): Nah...
Joe (over phone): Stop lying. Just go face your fears. I'm facing one of my fears- WAR. And plus, we bought you a beetroot burrito- your favourite. We might as well eat it if you're not coming.
Jeff hangs up with one last message no-one messes with the beetroot burrito.
It was time to face his fears.
Jeff: Let's do this.
Jeff shoves his way to the zip-line and buckles himself up. He tells the workers to stay away. He then launches by himself and he was zip-lining! Jeff forgot all about his fear, it felt like he was flying, his adrenaline was rising and he didn't want to stop. But, all good things must come to an end. Jeff hopped off the zip-line as quickly as he got on, and stole the beetroot burrito straight from Joe's hands. He quickly diminished the burrito. After that, they ate some dinner and set off for Baltimore.
But they'll have to sleep at a hotel along the way.
Chapter 4- Road to Baltimore
It's 10:52 and the Triple J Trio are tired, weary and drowsy. They find a hotel with free WiFi and Foxtel and book a room.
Joe: Ergh. I'm tired.
Jeff: Mind you, what are we gonna do when we get to Baltimore.
Jimmy: We decided the aquarium.
All three men found a bed and flopped down on it. They quickly went to sleep. However, after about an hour...
KLANG!
*snort*
Joe wakes up.
Joe: What was that?
Joe walks out to investigate.
But he makes creaking noises on the wooden floor.
CREAK...
*snort*
Jimmy wakes up.
Jimmy: Why is the floor creaking?
Jimmy hops out of bed to investigate. Unfortunately, Jimmy stubs his toe on the doorway and swears quietly enough to not to disturb the people next door but loud enough to...
SHIT!
*snort*
...to wake Jeff up
Jeff: Did I just hear someone say shit?
Jeff hops out to investigate. All three men were investigating around the house to find out mysterious noises. Joe first checked the bathroom. He then checked the living room. Then the kitchen/dining room. Jimmy, however, checked the kitchen/dining room first, then the bathroom, then the living room. And Jeff looked in the living room first, then the kitchen/dining room, finally the bathroom. Coincidentally, they checked the three same places and all didn't find a thing, but Jimmy, Jeff and Joe all looked in a different order and did not see any one of each other once! After that, they reassured themselves and slept back in bed.
The next morning, they woke up at 8:30 am and went to the organised breakfast in the hotel. They had some conversation.
Joe: So, we're going to the Baltimore Aquarium today.
Jimmy: Yep.
Jeff: Okay.
After a few seconds of silence...
Jeff: Did anyone hear someone say shit in the middle of the night?
Joe: Nope, you're more delusional than ever.
Jeff: Shut up.
Jimmy: You're not delusional, Jeff. I did say 'shit' when I stubbed my toe to investigate a noise. A creaking noise...
Jeff: You're more delusional than me.
Joe: Actually, that was me. I walked along the floor, made a creaking noise and as it turns out, woke Jimmy up.
Jimmy: Why did you walk anyways?
Joe: I heard a KLANG!
Jimmy and Jeff: You're the delusional one
Stranger: Nope, he's not delusional
Jeff: Who are you?
Stranger: I'm just a stranger. But rumour has it that there was a klang in Room 004.
Joe: That's our room
Jimmy: What caused it?
Joe: Here's the scary part. I don't know. Everything was in place. I don't know what could've happened to make a klang.
The trio finished their breakfast and headed to Baltimore.
Joe: That place is weird.
Chapter 5- Baltimore
It's 12:28 pm when Jimmy, Joe and Jeff park outside the Baltimore aquarium.
Joe: Let's go see some Nemo-s and Dory-s!
Jimmy: Don't you mean clownfish and blue tangs?
Joe: Fine then.
Joe (not so enthusiastically): Let's go see some clown fish and blue tangs!
Jeff: I'm just excited to see some sharks.
Jimmy: Yeah...
The trio walk into the aquarium, buy tickets and go straight to the hands-on section.
Jimmy: I'm gonna go touch the starfish
Joe: I'm gonna go touch the rays.
Jeff: I'll look for Hank and Dory and try to rescue them.
Joe: Uhh... Okay, you do that.
Jeff: Hank! Dory! I'm gonna save you!
Jimmy: That's... um... I'm gonna go to the starfish.
Joe: Okay.
Joe went to the rays and gave them a stroke. It felt weird. It was slippery and wet, but I suppose you expect that when the ray has spent 99% of his life in the water.
Jimmy went to the starfish and stroked them. It felt lumpy and spiky. He then went to a different starfish. That one felt smooth. He then stroked the starfish next to the smooth one. It felt weird. Like human skin. He then looked up to realise that it was a human hand. It was a woman who worked at the National Aquarium. She looked stunning and Jimmy immediately blushed.
Jimmy: Uh... I'm so, um... so sorry...
Jimmy looked at the name tag- Melinda
Jimmy: ...sorry, Melinda
And he thought- shit, I just blew it and I haven't met her.
Melinda: It's okay. Not the first time it's happened.
Jimmy: Um... yeah. Okay.
All three regrouped and went to the next section. It was Finding Dory themed.
Joe: Yay! Nemo-s and Dory-s!
Jimmy: For the last time, it's clownfish and blue tang.
Jeff: That's where Hank and Dory went!
They look to their right to see an octopus that seemed to camouflage with its surroundings and a blue tang.
Jeff: I'm a gonna go follow them.
And Jeff wandered away and followed the supposedly 'Hank' and 'Dory'.
Joe: Well, I'm going to see the clownfish.
Joe walked away to see the supposed 'Nemo' and 'Marlin'
Jimmy stayed and watched some turtles. Supposedly 'Crush' and 'Squirt'.
Jeff looked at the octopus and wondered how it changed the colour of his skin.
Joe looked at the clownfish. They stayed in schools of at least 20 fish each. Many other children looked at the clown fish too
And Jimmy looked at the turtles. They were slow swimmers. Jimmy was the only person looking at the turtles. He walked to the right without looking and bumped into... you guessed it... Melinda.
Jimmy: Oh... oh my god... I'm so sorry!
Melinda: You again? You better watch out for yourself.
Jimmy: Um... Yeah, I will...
Jimmy blushed again.
Jeff, Jimmy and Joe regrouped and headed towards the shark section.
Jeff: I hope I don't see Bruce.
Joe: Bruce is a vegetarian!
Jimmy: Who's Bruce?
Joe and Jeff: The shark! Remember, 'Fish are friends, not food'?
Jimmy: Ah.
Jimmy (to self): Why did I agree to this? I'm afraid of sharks!
They walked into the shark section. It was a walkway inside a glass tube, surrounded by water.
Jimmy: Oh no.
Joe: What's oh no about?
Jimmy: Nothing...
They all saw the hammerhead shark at the same time.
It charged straight at the tube...
Jimmy: AAH!!
...to swim above it.
Jeff looks at Jimmy weirdly.
Joe: Woah, that's definitely a fear of sharks.
Jeff: You're lucky that no one panicked!
However, everyone is looking at Jimmy weirdly.
Jimmy: You know what? Let's eat lunch at the food court at the aquarium.
About 15 minutes later, they arrive at the food court.
Joe: Let's eat!
There were plenty of food stalls. After 5 seconds of thinking, Jeff and Joe went to eat at Burger King and Jimmy at Taco Bell.
Jimmy was walking to Taco Bell when he once again saw Melinda. She wasn't paying any attention to where she was walking. Jimmy, however was aware. Melinda tripped over a stray stick and was falling Jimmy's way. Jimmy had a quick reaction and caught Melinda before she fell on the floor. Jimmy once again blushed and helped Melinda stand on her two feet.
Jimmy: Hey again.
Melinda: I see your stumbling has stopped.
Jimmy: Uh... Ye... Yeah.
Melinda: Oops. Spoke too soon.
Jimmy nodded.
Melinda: Well, luckily you paid attention!
Jimmy nodded again.
Melinda: Gotta go!
Jimmy: Okay.
When Melinda rushed off, Jimmy handpalmed so hard it was a slap. He definitely blew it. He probably wasn't gonna see Melinda again anyways. Because chances are, he probably won't be at Baltimore ever again, and she'll stay in Baltimore.
Jimmy: Fudge.
After Joe, Jimmy and Jeff ate, they set off for Philadelphia.
Chapter 6- Road to Philadelphia
If you just needed a reminder, this role play is very inaccurate.
Joe, Jeff and Jimmy are on their way to Philadelphia. They're discussing what to do in Philly. Well, two of them at least.
Joe: Hmm... I know Philadelphia because of Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Jeff: What about the Liberty Bell?
Joe: Yeah, we can visit that, but I just thought about where we can go.
Jeff: Where?
Joe: Wells... Fargo... Center...
Jeff: Yeah! I think the 76ers have a match against the Denver Nuggets!
Joe: Yes! My 2nd favourite team!
Jeff: We should go buy some merch!
Joe: Yep. Geez, you've been quiet Jimmy.
Jimmy: I blew it.
Joe: Blew what?
Jimmy: Melinda.
Jeff: You blew up Melinda?
Jimmy: Nope. I blew up my chance.
Joe: Uhh...
Jimmy explains what happened at Baltimore.
Joe: It's okay, I... have not had that experience and it sounds pretty bad.
Jeff: Well, that's why you were silent.
Joe: Yes, nice find, Sherlock Holmes.
Jeff: I've always wanted to be Sherlock Holmes!
Handpalm.
The trio find themselves entering a town which seems heavily influenced by basketball. There were basketball hoops everywhere and basketball courts. Along with lots of NBA flags of every kind of team.
Joe: Hey look!
Joe found a clothes store with banners saying 'NBA SALE! All NBA franchise 50% off!'
Jimmy: Nice!
After what seemed like half an hour, Joe walks out with a Nuggets cap, shirt, shorts, socks, shoes and teddy bear. Jeff walks put with a Nuggets cap, singlet, trousers, shoes, travel mug and basketball. However, Jimmy walks out with a 76ers cap, shirt, jumper, trousers, shoes and flag.
Jimmy: What? I'm a 76ers fan!
Joe: You're joking, right?
Jimmy: Nope.
Jeff: Oh well, may the best team win.
And off they went. They don't want to miss the game.
Chapter 7- Philadelphia
Jimmy flicks through the radio channels, but all he could find was a radio station, which was a hillbilly trying to sing a love song.
I love you, Betty
As much as my tractor
And I love my tractor
A lot.
Joe: Let's not listen to that.
Jimmy: That's strange, my car must be going kaputty, because there should be more radio stations.
Joe: Your car has Bluetooth, right?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Joe: Connect my iPhone with it.
Jimmy: Okay.
As soon as Jimmy turns on the Bluetooth, they hear a bass rhythm going through the car. Then they hear Will Smith.
Now this is a story, all about how,
My life got flipped turned upside-down
Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a prince of a town called Bel Air.
Now each person sings along
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
In the playground is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
Shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got on one little fight and my mom got scared, she said
'You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror!
For anything I could say, this cab was rare
But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air!
I rocked up to the house about 7 or 8
And I said to the cabbie, 'yo home, smell you later!'
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
Joe: Woohoo!
Joe, Jimmy and Jeff rock up at Wells Fargo Center. They managed to get some seats without buying tickets, but they still had to pay.
Then, as soon as Jimmy, Joe and Jeff settle in their seats, the game starts.
Nuggets win the jump ball and get really good 15-0 run going. After the 76ers call a timeout, the margin closes but is still big. End of Q1, the score is 25-15 to the Nuggets. At Q2, 76ers close the gap further, 52-45. At the start of Q3, Nuggets only have a lead of 3 when a timeout is called. After that, the Nuggets get a 28-10 run. At the end of Q3, the score is 88-70.
In quarter 4, the 76ers kept getting bucket after bucket, but thongs weren't going so well with the Nuggets. The score was 98-98. The 76ers had a really good drive, but it was blocked by the Nuggets. According to the ref, it was a shooting foul. The 76ers got both free throws in. The score is 98-100. A timeout is called. There are 1.3 seconds left on the clock. After the timeout is finished, the Nuggets have the ball at their end. They pass it in. The Nuggets go for a 3-pointer.
BEEEERGH! (However the NBA siren goes)
Swish! The ref is not sure if the basketball player let the ball go in time. After a lot of replays, it is official. The 3-pointer counts. The final score is 101-100, a good win from the Nuggets.
Joe: Yes!
Jeff: Uh-huh, that's right!
Jimmy: No!
Every 76er fan is shocked. Every Nugget fan is excited. What a game.
Chapter 8- Road to New York
Jimmy, still shocked by the defeat of the 76ers, is driving to New York, New York.
Jimmy: So, we've gotta go to Madison Square Garden, right?
Joe: Yep.
Jeff: I'm excited!
Jimmy: So...
Joe: You know what? Let's just have a good conversation.
Jeff: Remember Nicky O'Reilly?
Jimmy: Yeah, he was that guy who wrestled at Revenge!
Joe: What ever happened to him?
Jimmy: He just hasn't been used.
Jeff: Say that to Charles Harrison.
Joe: Ha.
Jimmy: He's that guy who applied but hasn't even wrestled yet!
Joe: He's gonna wrestle someday...
After a couple seconds silence...
Jimmy: Mind you, I'm tired after that hectic game
Jimmy pulls over and turns around. Joe and Jeff are already asleep in the car. He figures he should probably go to sleep.
And he does.
Chapter 9- Madison Square Garden
Radio: And last night, the Nuggets won at Philadelphia in a thrilling game, 101-100. That's all for NY Sports News.
Jimmy: Welcome to New York!
Joe: The Empire State Building!
All: YEAH!!
Jimmy: The Statue of Liberty!
All: YEAH!!
Jeff: Hot Dogs with mustard!
All: YEAH!!
Joe: WAR!
All: YEAH!!
Jimmy: So many things!
Jeff: Look at all the billboards!
The billboards were still shining, even though it's midday.
Joe: We have plenty of time until WAR!
Jeff: Let's do all the stuff we said!
And they sure did. They went to the top of Empire State Building, abseiled back down, walked up to the top of Empire State Building, stayed there for a while to get their breath back, then went back down. Then they ate as many hot dogs (with mustard) as they could. Incredibly, Joe was still in good physique for WAR after eating seven hot dogs. But, they spent too long eating hot dogs. WAR had just started.
Joe: Shit!
Jimmy: Let's go!
Jeff: I still need to finish this hot dog!
Jimmy: Eat it in the car!
Joe: Luckily the actual WAR match is last.
The billboards made the night look like day, they were that bright, but Joe, Jimmy and Jeff had no time to look at that, they zoomed to MSG. Luckily, they made it in time.
Joe rushed in the backstage area, and Jimmy and Jeff sat in the front row seats they bought.
Man: Quick, Joe. You're next!
Joe walked towards the stage.
Then 'Vertigo' blasts around the arena.
It's time for WAR.
Note:
Sorry for the late entry, I was kinda busy with my holiday.
Also, colour coding will come soon.
