When things cannot get any more real

[Oblivion]

When Things Cannot Get Any More Real

FLASHBACK...

~_.*Two "unmarked" sedans pull up out of nowhere. The occupants get out of the vehicles, very quickly, with weapons drawn...*._~

FBI Agent: FREEZE FBI!! JAKOB LISTER, YOU'RE COMING INTO FBI CUSTODY AS OF RIGHT NOW!!!*._~

Oblivion voice-over: SON... OF... A... BIIIIIIITCH!!! Lister got busted!! STUPID... STUPID... STUPID FUCKER!! Well, maybe some of the shit he done was from The Monster's influence. Now we're stuck in this P.O.S. backseat, in handcuffs, well double handcuffs, probably going to the field office in N.Y.C. Gonna get interrogated by some doofus field agent with a brain the size of a pea, about the same intelligence level of Joey Quack-Quack!! God, IT hates that cuddie troglodyte. RAAAAAAAAAWR!!!

tap-tap

~_.*FBI Agent, sitting in the front passenger seat, taps the plexiglass, separating the front and back seats.*._~

FBI Agent: Calm down there... killer. We have been looking for you, for a LOOONG time!!

SPAT!!

~_.*Oblivion hocked a huge boogie on the plexiglass, while flipping the bird to the FBI Agent, while laughing. The Monster begins to yell sing...*._~

Oblivion: 🎵 FBI AGEEEENTS... HAVE THE MONSTER BY THE BAAAALLS!!! THE MONSTER OBLIVIOOOON WILL GRAB THESE AGENTS AND SMASH THEM AGAINST A WAAAAALL!!!🎵

FBI Agent: Hey, was that a threat?!

Oblivion: Duh... You, think so?! You Feds are stupid!!

FBI Agent: Why?

Oblivion: Exactly.

Twenty minutes later...

~_.*The sedan drives down Broadway then quickly turns left at Duane Street. A metal garage style car door opens. The vehicle slowly drives through and the metal door slides back down and the chains clang. The sedan stops and the agents open the back passenger door...*_.~

FBI Agent: If I open this door, you WILL behave yourself?!

Oblivion: Yea, whatever.

FBI Agent: I'm serious. You get squirrelly, I taze your ass!!

Oblivion: You taze The Monster and Oblivion will eat your soul!! That's not a threat... THAT'S A GOD DAMN PROMISE!!

~_.*The front passenger Federal Agent opens the back car door and grabs for Oblivion.*_.~

WHOOSH.... WHAM....

FBI Agent: My nothe. My nothe. You broke my nothe.

Z-Z-ZAAAAAAAP!

AHHHHHH... SHIT!!

THUD!!!

~_.*As Oblivion attacks one Federal Agent, the other agent, the driver zaps The Monster with 50,000 volts. The Monster stands with defiance, staring at the agent, flipping him, with enough energy, barely to laugh. The Agent surged another jolt into The Monster...*._~

Oblivion: FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUUU!!!

~_.*After once The Monster had settled, FBI had paramedics checked on Oblivion, pulling out the barbs. A female paramedic bends down to check on Oblivion.

Female paramedic: Shhhh... don't say a word. Just sit back and relax.

~_.*Oblivion looks oddly at the female paramedic. The male paramedic comes up and begins doing The Monster's vitals. The paramedics looks at each other's notes. The FBI Agents get impatient.

FBI Agent: What's the hold up?!

Male Paramedic: Hey!! This man is still a patient!!

FBI Agent: That so called patient, is being pulled in for multiple counts of Federal murder, rape, and sodomy.

~_.*Oblivion rolls IT's eyes after the comment of the FBI Agent.*._~

Male paramedic: Excuse me, Agent? Can you please help me hold up this "patient"?

~_.*The federal agent gets close enough, that The Monster hisses that makes the Agent nervous enough that he begins to shakes. The male paramedic secures Oblivion, who slips on the Agents side, who catches him. Oblivion trips, spinning around the agent...*_.~

WHOOSH-CHOKE!!

~_.*The male paramedic proceeds to choke out on of FBI Agents. The female paramedic takes a syringe and plunges it in the side of the Agent's neck. A third Agent comes running, Oblivion sees the Agent running and clothesline the Agent, then slamming his head against the side of the ambulance until their was a bloody dent and the Agent slumped down onto the concrete. Oblivion hopped into the back of the ambulance, as the male paramedic got into the driver side and the female paramedic got into the passenger side. The ambulance bolted through the metal garage door. While, in the back of the ambulance, The Dark Messiah lost IT's balance collapsing against a gurney. The fast and wild driving by the male paramedic. When Oblivion tried to gain momentum one way, the ambulance goes the other way, which makes The Monster fly to the right and...*_.~

WHAM!!!

~_.*The massive body of The Monster is slammed against the inner frame wall of the ambulance*._~

WHAM!!!

Mechanical Voice: PHASE ONE... ACTIVATED!!
PENETRATE SUBJECT'S SUBCONSCIOUS MIND.
Mechanical Voice: STATUS CODE 201 REQUEST FULFILLED CREATING INFORMATION
Mechanical Voice: STATUS CODE 202 PROCESSING INFORMATION
Mechanical Voice: STATUS CODE 203 INFORMATION INPUT

~_.*Deep within the subconsciousness of Jacob Lister, the powerful screams are even louder this time. Deep pockets of nightmares and dreams as hollowed shrieks echoes around Oblivion.*._~

The Darkness: Look who got himself in a ambulance. You're hurt!! The FBI is after you now!! Dumbass, those two paramedics... ARE YOUR FRIENDS!! Now, the FBI will coming after them now and it's your fault. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!

High pitched screeching voice: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

The Darkness: Oblivion, you see it doesn't matter how much you accomplish in this company. Let The Darkness prove a point... You, The Monster Oblivion should be called a Hardcore Icon... But, you end up in useless matches. Are you even gonna matter in the WAR match?!

Oblivion: Why? The Monster holds the record for 8 Hardcore Championship Wins. No one else has done that. Fifteen championships, only two other people in WCF history has done better. When in comes to WAR it self... Oblivion is the GOD of WAR!! The Monster has eliminated ten people, along with Jay Price, ties with him with the most eliminations. I am prepared for those dickhead losers Zero Tolerance. Balfore and his Poontang Battalion are going down!! There are a COMPLETE open field... 44 competitors who are...

Voice: CLEAR!!

~_.*Oblivion is jolted by the male and female paramedic who are Melissa and Keith. They are checking on The Monster.*._~

Melissa: Hey, Monster you wanna make trouble in New York City?!

Oblivion: HELL THE F*CK YEA!!!

~_.*Oblivion jumps out from the back back of the ambulance with syringes in both hands, stabbing people after people after... ALL IN THE EYE. Some eyes were dislodged, optical nerves hanging and twitching. Beer vendors all about and Oblivion snatching beers, getting drunk off IT's ass. Getting the ability to use "drunk muscles" kicking meters off and down. Then picking them up and smashing out car windows, setting off car alarms. In the process, Oblivion would puke and shit in the street.*._~

Oblivion: Fuck you WCF!! Oblivion has busted IT's ass for this match!! This Monster I coming for you all!! I'm going to One!! Oblivion is going to face either Black or Bates!! Oblivion IS A GOD DAMN ICON!! The Monster been here for seven years!! Hardcore Legend!! War is IT's playground... Oblivion will be tossing everyone around. You are looking at the next War winner!!