Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 30, 2016 16:48:31 GMT -5
Follow ween Salems Lead, this was a segment that would not fit in my actual role-plays. But here it is
Gemini: Like EVERYBODY has been reaching out to me and they all have the same questions. ‘Gemini, how have you done so well these past two years at War… what’s your secret’ or ‘How did your dick get so much bigger than mine?’
Well, one question at a time, folks, I’m only half-human after all.
The first one really got me thinking. I mean, I'm smaller than most. I’m slower than some and dumber than others. I’m by no means the perfect specimen, but what I do have is heart… and what else I have is…
THE KNOCK
OUT
PUNCH!
Gemini: So that’s why I’m here today, ladies and gentlemen. Because the shoots for this match have been lacking. So I’m gon’ show you bitches how it’s done.
In Alphabetical Order
Gemini: OK, maybe they’re all not knockouts. But it’s better than what everyone else is putting out there. This year’s War is almost going to be disappointing to win. It’s like you guys aren’t even trying.
Did you think I forgot about the second question?
I didn’t.
#warwinner
