Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Sept 30, 2016 15:06:49 GMT -5
:: Dateline 9/29/16 12:51pm Eastern in New York City. The massive buildings tower into the skyline and the hustle and bustle of the streets ironically sets the city apart. Arial shots of Times Square, The Statue of Liberty and all other famous landmarks from New York City are captured frame by frame.
26 Federal Plaza, New York, NY 10278: FBI Field office. Inside the building’s lobby the suits swarmed like army ants all on their individual mission of keeping the country safe. Each had their role to play. Even the intern who got the coffee for the big time crime fighter played a role. Very insignificant, but every organization needs a Doc Henry.
The camera switches to a grand lobby some number of floors up. Where Jason O’Neal stands in a suit and tie. He seems to have left his body guard behind and we can all assume that Travis Randolph is behind the camera capturing the scene.
Jason checks his watch as glass door swing open and out steps the hottest FBI secretary you have ever seen in your life. She is the epitome of sexy secretary mixed with hot librarian with hair in a messy bun. Her hills click, but Jason does not seem amused for once. Usually, he would have already had that legs up by now. What’s the difference here?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Hey Debbie, good to see you again, even if it is with your clothes on this time.
:: There you go…the obvious sexual plug everyone knows was coming…
DEBBIE: Mr. O’Neal, I’m sorry to inform you that Director William Sweeny had to rearrange his schedule, President Obama called him to the White House.
:: She managed to keep it professional…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So you mean to tell me, he called me… told me to come here… had me waiting for twenty God Damned minutes and now all of sudden he changed his schedule? What kind of organization are you people running around here?
DEBBIE: The kind that protects the country from assholes like you.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Not what you said last night when I got into town.
:: Another shameless sexy plug. Getting old yet? Probably… This time she smiles losing the professionality…
DEBBIE: You’re meeting with Frank instead…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Where the f*ck is he then?
DEBBIE: Same meeting room as always…
:: Jason blows her a kiss taunting her and she bites her lush lips as he strolls by. He swings the glass doors open and walks arrogantly down the hall. He gets there and Frank is there. Frank is a meager little desk jockey. He is wearing glasses and the same dark suit as everyone else at the FBI. The horseshoe hair cut is reminiscent of the Ohio State football stadium. He is the typical paper pusher. Except for one thing that he holds in his hand…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: What the f*ck is that?
FRANK: It’s a warrant for you arrest, Jason. Signed by the President himself.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Let me see that…
:: Jason examines the warrant and smiles…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: The f*cker actually signed it this time and didn’t stamp it.
FRANK: You know what this means right?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Shit, I’m the most notorious mother*cker who ever lived. The president wants me in jail.
FRANK: The agency…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Man forget the agency, I pay you. You are Frank Blumenstein special prosecutor for the FBI. Work your magic.
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: I’m sorry, Jason… you put the shit on camera. He has you three shots to the wind. Red Han…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Don’t give me that red handed bullshit… I’ve killed the kids of ambassadors and you people covered it up.
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: Four counts of international drug trafficking, child slavery, intent to distribute, racketeering…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: And six counts of I don’t give a f*ck. I’m not Clifford… I don’t bend over like some bitch because you say so.
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: Clifford…?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: This wresting guy… He is a teac…
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: THAT’S THE FUCKING PROBLEM JASON!!!
:: Without thinking the special prosecutor is off his feet being held against the massive office windows. Two agents heard the commotion and bust in the door guns drawn…
AGENT ONE: What’s going on in here?
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: Nothing Charlie stand down.
AGENT TWO: Not until he puts you down.
:: Jason places the man back to an upright position and dusts him off…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Happy now…? Get the f*ck outta here you peons.
:: The two guards get the affirmative from Frank Blumenstein. They leave and Jason walks to the door and locks it…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: No more interruptions.
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: There would not have been an interruption if you hadn’t lost your temper.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Frank, I’ve known you since you taught me in introduction to Law Studies at Tulane. You are one of the guys who told me go this route. In three years, I am internationally known. I am a menace. I am a God. I am untouchable.
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: I knew you would be. You are calculated. You are by far the brightest individual I’ve come across. However, now you do things for ratings.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I’m pushing product along with those ratings. How is it having your own private island in the Bahamas? Emily enjoying her horse?
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: Yes my daughter loves her horse, I’ve told you the winter is better there than here. However, the President is facing Meth and Heroine epidemics like never before. The Mayor somewhere in Maine is blaming minorities. The country is unstable.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: And it’s my fault how?
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: It’s not, but if he can take out an international drug lord it might help him get over this ISIS shit and get Clinton into the White House.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Ah… it’s all political. Tell him to shove this warrant up his ass.
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: You’ve got to stop putting your shit on camera. This doesn’t get aired…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: You have my word, Frank…
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: What time should I expect this to go public?
:: Jason chuckles…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Whenever Travis can get it chopped and cut-up.
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: Is it worth is Jason. To risk your empire for Wrestling?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I keep telling you, Frank, I’m building my empire with this shit.
:: Jason reaches into his coat pocket, pulls out a transmitter, and unlocks the door. He presses a button and two more agents storm into the room…
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: Jack arrest him by orders of the President of the United States…
AGENT JACK: Sorry sir, we have orders to arrest you. A fresh warrant for conspiracy, intimidation, and accepting bribes.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Sorry, Frank… I told you to let it go. More people watch WcF and understand what I am doing, than give a f*ck who you are. You are just one of my connections. I don’t need you and I tried… I tried to give you a shot to dismiss the warrant. You didn’t, I had to go out and get myself carte blanche immunity. You’re right he needed a case cleaning up corruption, but the he isn’t Obama, its Trump. I know what you’re thinking Obama would never sign a warrant for Trump, but to keep this arrest out of the papers… he would.
:: Frank squirms under the weight of the agents’ hands…
FRANK BLUMENSTEIN: You piece of shit.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Congrats Frank Stein… you created a monster.
:: Blumenstein wiggles and fights but is dragged to the elevators anyway. Jason collects himself and walks back to Debbie’s desk...
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Thanks for the heads-up on the warrant, Baby Girl…
DEBBIE: Anything for you, Sensation.
:: Jason kisses her and walks toward the elevator…
TRAVIS RANDOLPH (Behind the camera): What the hell did I just witness?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Real Deal shit…
:: Camera fades to black…
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:: DATELINE 9/29/16 7:00pm Eastern Time. 205 E Houston St New York, NY 10002 AKA Katz Deli. A crowd is gathered inside and outside the restaurant as Jason O’Neal is being filmed sitting next to two New Orleans local legends, Bobby Hebert and Deke Bellavia. These guys host the reginal radio sports show for the state of Louisiana and the Gulf Coast. Both players played for the Saints and are very highly respected in the New Orleans area. This week, this Thursday, they made the trip to New York to highlight the local boy, Jason O’Neal. We find ourselves tableside and Bobby Hebert gets the “on air” cue…
BOBBY HEBERT: Ladies and gentlemen, we have been broadcasting live from New York City all week in anticipation of one of the biggest sporting events in recent history.
DEKE BELLAVIA: Yeah, Bobby, the best part of the whole thing is we get to be here at the World Famous Kat’s Deli in the heart of New York City.
:: The crowd behind and around the table pop…
DEKE BELLAVIA: The steak fries are amazing and the meat chilli is probably the best thing on the menu.
:: Bigger pop…
BOBBY HEBERT: For fifteen years the WcF has put on this event called WAR. It is one hellacious night of non-stopped action. This year seems to be a bit different because of my guest tonight. He is a local New Orleanian, he is “The Real Deal” Jason O’Neal.
:: Bigger pop…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Thanks for having me Bobby. The WcF mandates an interview and I didn’t feel like sitting with the jerkoffs they assign.
DEKE BELLAVIA: I find that hard to believe. The Sensation himself coming out and showing humility?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yeah, I mean… the people the atmosphere… and of course the food…
:: Pop goes the weasel…
BOBBY HEBERT: Stop with the show, Jason… I’ve interviewed you back when you were sixteen playing every position on the field at St. Aug during football season and on the court during basketball season… there is no humility anywhere in that body of yours.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: You’re right Bobby… (Jason stands up and throws his hands up) Where ya’ at New York?
:: The crowd cheers…
DEKE BELLAVIA: That’s more like it.
BOBBY HEBERT: Usually, we talk about the Saints or LSU, but given their circumstances we invited you on. You and CJ Phoenix out of Baton Rouge are representing for Louisiana in the WcF.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yes, I am. Here I am in a match for the World Title Contendership at the biggest PPV in the history of WcF. When I win this thing it will mean a huge boost for Louisiana. As far as CJ Phoenix is concerned… he’s in the match too, we haven’t crossed paths too much and the guy is a bit weird. Dancing princesses and stuff all over his promotions. Like some sort of pedophile or something. I don’t deny his ability in the ring. He clearly has a title, but hell he’s been here atleast twice as long as I have and he just got his first low ranking title. The guy is a mediocre knock off of me.
DEKE BELLAVIA: How do you go from straight A star athlete to (clears his throat) your current profession and wrestling?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: First off, I’m glad you understand that wrestling is not my profession. I just happen to be the best there is. I don’t spend hours training like Bates or years dreaming about being champion like Cliff. I push product. The more product I push, the more money I make. If I can mainstream my way of life through this medium… hell I’ll be a trillionaire if I get this World Title.
As far as my transition, well… I’m sitting in a law class at Tulane and a great professor by the name of Frank… damn I forget his last name… told me the class to think bigger… think international change. So I used the knowledge I had and began to make change. It was not difficult to rise to the top of organizations and consolidate power from various low level gangsters.
Just last week, I took a kid off the slave fields in Bolivia and made him one of the most powerful men in the world. Furthermore, the money I have is being spent on me of course, but a large portion goes to city projects. I put up millions of dollars to help flood victims in Baton Rouge. It’s what I do.
As far as wrestling, I needed a medium. I needed an audience who was captivated. I needed an audience who accepted the grunge way of life. I needed a way to mainstream and build acceptance. When I did that my demand sky rocketed and production increased to match it.
BOBBY HEBERT: What do you say to the people who say maybe that kid needed to come to America and get an education instead of your more controversial tactics?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: The kid would have ended up dead in the United States. One way or another. A Hispanic kid with limited English. Cliff would not have been able to teach the kid and he would have ended up a slave to the streets instead of some cocoa field in Bolivia. In Afghanistan, the kid can call shots. Not everyone will be Chris Everyman with a college degree… there are other avenues to life.
DEKE BELLAVIA: I don’t know if I agree, but to each his own. Speaking of Cliff… of Torture…who cares… he just lost his job did he not? Your aunt was a teacher, any insight to what happened?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: It’s of Doom. Yeah lame…I know… Indeed he did lose his job. My aunt retired two years ago from teaching after thirty years in the game successfully teaching. She is part of my inspiration every day.
As far as Doom is concerned… the man couldn’t teach as evidenced by Rory’s own admission. Also, he exposed the students to people like me on a daily basis. The liability was enormous. The protest outside the schools were not because he broke up a fight, but because the fu… excuse me… the guy sucks at life. He admits it daily in his promos.
School districts traditionally indemnify teachers for injuries they may cause to students while breaking up a fight. This means if, while stepping in to end a fight, a teacher injures a student, the school will defend the teacher, absorbing all legal costs for lawsuits parents file and for any insurance settlements or court-awarded judgments against the teacher.
The excuse of him being fired for that is just a candy reason to make him feel better. He sucks. Hell, his wife Tina knows it.
BOBBY HEBERT: You are not about to start talking about the man’s wife are you?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Of course not, I won’t talk about her because most nights she can’t defend herself verbally. Her mouth is full. (Jason chuckles) Just kidding, we haven’t done anything yet, but if you watch Cliff’s promo the chick is getting kinda perturbed at him. It looks like my opportunity to cause yet another divorce. If he doesn’t do it first.
The guy gives himself a deadline to become world champion of August 28, 2017? He counts it down on his website? 330 days? He has failed at teaching, failed at being a man to his wife, and is going to fail at the only thing he wanted to do ever. Which is play with sweaty men. He is going to fail at his quest. After that… like most I hope he kills himself in torment.
DEKE BELLAVIA: Well tell us how you really feel…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Don’t mind if I do… (Jason chuckles) Cliff beat me in a four way match. One on one he couldn’t do it and he knows it. He can brag all he wants about climbing the ranks and a doing whatever. WcF rookie of the year status and yadda yadda yadda. It doesn’t clear the fact that his is on child rape watch and can’t even talk to the students at the school anymore.
The only way the guy gets where he needs to be is by doing what every so called great in this business does. Get in bed with management. If you are not sucking up you are not winning. Teaming up with Bates. Ha. The guy is Administration. Cliff… you would earn nothing if you do that. It will show the world that he are the biggest sellout in WcF history. A guy who can’t get it done on his own.
BOBBY HEBERT: You have been very critical of the WcF since your arrival…why?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I’m like a boy scout. I like to leave things better than I found it. WcF has some shaky walls because a messed up foundation. They have built the company on Oblivin, Odin Belfore, and Bates. Snoresville, USA… put us to sleep with no talent hacks who contractually are obligated to show up for WAR or sucked up the way to six title shots, lost and got a seventh and finally won.
I would like to change that culture so that guys like Cliff… when he stops considering suicide… don’t have to be the bitch and the stool Pidgeon for administration. These guys are scared of Jeff Purse and Jay Omega. Battle and Bates are squirting in their pants trying to put together coalitions and shit. Anyone who is less than a year on the roster who joins them are either the smartest suck ups in the world or the biggest sellouts.
DEKE BELLAVIA: On a lighter note, the clown sightings all over the nation. What would you do if you saw one in the woods by your home?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Nothing. I already know them. Zero Tolerance is already going to get an ass whipping. They a literally have nothing to do better than to hide in the woods and scare kids. They are identified as not a threat except to gay men. They love them some booty… other than that they are harmless pansies who are trying to make a name for themselves.
BOBBY HEBERT: When you think of the greats in football you think of Peyton Manning and Jerry Rice and Joe Montana. In the WcF you would have to put Odin Belfore there would you not?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: That’s it ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Hebert is you new world champion. That’s all it takes. Mention someone from the past… give them more credit than they deserve and get rewards.
:: The crowd laughs…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: He touts his legacy in the WcF like it is supposed to mean something. Really? The guy is old as dirt. He shut the company down in 2011? He probably was the reason the company closed down because of all the fans instantly died of Boredom. Odin is a hasbeen and he is not relevant except to the people who suck up to management.
DEKE BELLAVIA: One of my favorite names and characters in the WcF is Gemini Battle… what’s your thoughts?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: The guy hasn’t mentioned me in any of his promos. That means he is a smart coward. This is a former World Champion. The guy almost loses to a rookie in a TV Title match. The people who buy into the face paint and the persona might see arrogance and a guy who over looked me, but I know the truth. He was scared to provoke me.
Gemini is another one of those upper echelon caliber talents who claim to hate management but get the perks. Understand, Deke, he was toe to toe with a rookie and almost lost. I had him beat and he refused to give me the rematch I deserved one on one. Yeah yeah, management makes the matches…you and I both know the influence a few nice words has in this company. Battle knows he can’t beat me one on one. He knows deep down that this rookie, without a slip up… could take him out. I’m just that good. That’s why he didn’t mention me. He doesn’t want to take on a focused O’Neal.
BOBBY HEBERT: Sorry to be the one to bring up the hard question… every big match you have been in you have lost. What makes this one any different?
:: The crowd, remembering what happened to Hank Brown when asking the same question, winces…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Matzo Ball Soup for everyone on me…
:: The crowd pops as Jason collects his toughts…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Boy…Bobby, the last person that asked me that question made me have to fix my car. You are lucky I respect you. (They share a chuckle) This one is different because I prepared a bit more. You know me, Bobby, I’m a natural athlete…. Training is not necessary. I have watches a bit more film and I’m in New York a few days early to hype the PPV, but in all actuality you win some and you lose some. At WAR… I hope to be the one to get the title shot.
:: The crowd pops…
DEKE BELLAVIA: It seems you have won over these New York fans like you have the world…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: That’s just what I do.
BOBBY HEBERT: That’s our time… coming back from the commercial we will meet with more stars from the WcF in preparation for the upcoming WAR PPV you folks at home and around the world won’t want to miss it.
:: Bobby gets the off air signal. With them going off the radio air… the scene fades black…
