Promo 3: Since Some Bitch Doesen't Follow Directions
Sept 30, 2016 0:42:24 GMT -5
Joey Flash and Gemini Battle like this
Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2016 0:42:24 GMT -5
"The Magnificent Bastard" Adrian Archer
"Frustrations"
***They say there are no rules to War. A real War is not made up of boundaries, of fairness. It is kill or be killed. The only law is the law of survival. That being said, Adrian Archer could not believe his eyes whilst watching the latest promos for War that Odin Balfore, a man who blusters about his supremacy to everyone that will listen, has broken a cardinal rule by releasing a third promo. Maybe someone with Balfores influence can skirt the rules to his advantage like this. The WCF Media Board proclaimed that a maximum of two promos would be sent in for War so that fans could get a good look at everyone competing and decide for themselves who to root for. But of course, men like Odin Balfore have no respect for anything. They feel they are above the rules. This truly is War. So Adrian has decided to take the gloves off and treat this like WAR. Not just a wrestling event, not just a Pay Per View. A personal fight full of vendetta and angst and blood. Yes. Adrian wants blood. Now he may be fined for this or even suspended, but someone has to stand up and show the Odin Balfores of the world that if you keep taking kids lunch money, one day, one of those kids is going to kick your arrogant ass back to that make believe land of Poon Guinea. Without further adue...Behold The Bastard..No fancy scene..No grandiose story about space or aliens or some CGI filled B Movie Jerk Fest..Just a man and his words.***
I cannot believe this shit..Odin Balfore..Decorated WCF Champion, Hall of Famer, and a legend in his own mind who has far too much time on his hands and an extremely huge opinion of himself. Odin, Pride comes before the fall big man. Your pride is great, you think you are really something Don't you? In fact, quite a few of you think you are really the shit. Well, let me break it down for you.
First off, Odie...Yeah I'm talking directly to you relic. History is an amazing thing. A man's accomplishments can define the rest of his life. You Odin Balfore have been quite successful in the ring, and are quite the imposing figure. But the balls..The arrogance..The unmitigated Gall to come out with a third promo, cheating to get more fans..Putting more out there than everyone else. You just PRoved right there that you are SCARED. You are SCARED that you do not have it anymore, and you are counting on your B-Movie style promos and your big words of arrogance to try and gain traction and scare others. But you don't scare me Odin. I heard your knees crack during our match. You were a step slower than before. One good shot, and your geriatric body will fold like a house of cards. The human body cannot last forever Odin. I am younger, faster, and now that I have seen your third promo, I have the mental advantage. You simply do not know who you are fucking with Balfore. Keep being cocky. In the end, you and the rest of the WCF are going to see what I have in store. I cannot weight to take you down Balfore. The bigger they are the harder they fall. And your pride and bluster will all come crashing down with you. And that will be the day that the WCF Proves it does not need dinosaurs like you..Evolution is a bitch, Balforesaurus. Call me an asteroid.
This goes for Joey Flash as well. Flash, you and your fluffer Dix God over there along with your cronies Holmes and Vengeance and Moor, want to still prove they are WCF. Well, guess what?
YOU WERE WCF.
And there is nothing more pathetic than some old frat boys going back to their original frat house. Its sad, its awkward. Just like when you Joey Flash all of a sudden feel those shoulders being pinned to the mat, or better yet, feel yourself Locked in the Beholder, gasping for air, wishing you never fucking came back. A lot of hearts are going to be broken Sunday night, and a lot of very cocky men are going to realize that they done fucked up!
Finally, and I know this is a short promo because A: I have better things to do and B: I don't need to fill my promos with boring vignettes about how awesome I want to be, an overall message to the competitors at War.
All of this time, I have been playing each and every one of you.
Look at my bio and you will see this is the M-O of a Magnificent Bastard. You never know what you are going to get. And all of you wretched tools have played right into my hands. Sunday, something will happen that will change the landscape of the WCF forever and square in the middle of it, Yours Truly. Monday Morning, all the gas about Flash and the Invaders and Odin Balfore and Battle, and Black will be replaced with talk of how Adrian Archer shocked the WORLD. After that, Bishop and his clan...Then One...Then the history books will forget men like Balfore Whose Pride toppled them to the ground, and Joey Flash and his homo erotic Dance Troupe BeachKrew. Fact of the matter is, War is going to be the Night of The Magnificent Bastard..And you will all behold the Glory when I reign down upon you. Kneel now...practice...Your knees will need to be strong. I will have all of you whom I have baited on social media at my mercy. And there is nothing you can do to stop it. So pardon me if I don't go flying a spaceship to some unknown world, have aliens search my rectum for intelligent life, or masturbate to pictures of myself. I'll save that for most of the rest of the roster. Right now, there is work to do. Final prep. Girding of my loins. WCF...It will be my honor and privilage to save you from the nightmare you have become.
Its all part of the plan...
Of The Magnificent Bastard!
*To quote ZMAC..FUCK THE FINISH*
"Frustrations"
***They say there are no rules to War. A real War is not made up of boundaries, of fairness. It is kill or be killed. The only law is the law of survival. That being said, Adrian Archer could not believe his eyes whilst watching the latest promos for War that Odin Balfore, a man who blusters about his supremacy to everyone that will listen, has broken a cardinal rule by releasing a third promo. Maybe someone with Balfores influence can skirt the rules to his advantage like this. The WCF Media Board proclaimed that a maximum of two promos would be sent in for War so that fans could get a good look at everyone competing and decide for themselves who to root for. But of course, men like Odin Balfore have no respect for anything. They feel they are above the rules. This truly is War. So Adrian has decided to take the gloves off and treat this like WAR. Not just a wrestling event, not just a Pay Per View. A personal fight full of vendetta and angst and blood. Yes. Adrian wants blood. Now he may be fined for this or even suspended, but someone has to stand up and show the Odin Balfores of the world that if you keep taking kids lunch money, one day, one of those kids is going to kick your arrogant ass back to that make believe land of Poon Guinea. Without further adue...Behold The Bastard..No fancy scene..No grandiose story about space or aliens or some CGI filled B Movie Jerk Fest..Just a man and his words.***
I cannot believe this shit..Odin Balfore..Decorated WCF Champion, Hall of Famer, and a legend in his own mind who has far too much time on his hands and an extremely huge opinion of himself. Odin, Pride comes before the fall big man. Your pride is great, you think you are really something Don't you? In fact, quite a few of you think you are really the shit. Well, let me break it down for you.
First off, Odie...Yeah I'm talking directly to you relic. History is an amazing thing. A man's accomplishments can define the rest of his life. You Odin Balfore have been quite successful in the ring, and are quite the imposing figure. But the balls..The arrogance..The unmitigated Gall to come out with a third promo, cheating to get more fans..Putting more out there than everyone else. You just PRoved right there that you are SCARED. You are SCARED that you do not have it anymore, and you are counting on your B-Movie style promos and your big words of arrogance to try and gain traction and scare others. But you don't scare me Odin. I heard your knees crack during our match. You were a step slower than before. One good shot, and your geriatric body will fold like a house of cards. The human body cannot last forever Odin. I am younger, faster, and now that I have seen your third promo, I have the mental advantage. You simply do not know who you are fucking with Balfore. Keep being cocky. In the end, you and the rest of the WCF are going to see what I have in store. I cannot weight to take you down Balfore. The bigger they are the harder they fall. And your pride and bluster will all come crashing down with you. And that will be the day that the WCF Proves it does not need dinosaurs like you..Evolution is a bitch, Balforesaurus. Call me an asteroid.
This goes for Joey Flash as well. Flash, you and your fluffer Dix God over there along with your cronies Holmes and Vengeance and Moor, want to still prove they are WCF. Well, guess what?
YOU WERE WCF.
And there is nothing more pathetic than some old frat boys going back to their original frat house. Its sad, its awkward. Just like when you Joey Flash all of a sudden feel those shoulders being pinned to the mat, or better yet, feel yourself Locked in the Beholder, gasping for air, wishing you never fucking came back. A lot of hearts are going to be broken Sunday night, and a lot of very cocky men are going to realize that they done fucked up!
Finally, and I know this is a short promo because A: I have better things to do and B: I don't need to fill my promos with boring vignettes about how awesome I want to be, an overall message to the competitors at War.
All of this time, I have been playing each and every one of you.
Look at my bio and you will see this is the M-O of a Magnificent Bastard. You never know what you are going to get. And all of you wretched tools have played right into my hands. Sunday, something will happen that will change the landscape of the WCF forever and square in the middle of it, Yours Truly. Monday Morning, all the gas about Flash and the Invaders and Odin Balfore and Battle, and Black will be replaced with talk of how Adrian Archer shocked the WORLD. After that, Bishop and his clan...Then One...Then the history books will forget men like Balfore Whose Pride toppled them to the ground, and Joey Flash and his homo erotic Dance Troupe BeachKrew. Fact of the matter is, War is going to be the Night of The Magnificent Bastard..And you will all behold the Glory when I reign down upon you. Kneel now...practice...Your knees will need to be strong. I will have all of you whom I have baited on social media at my mercy. And there is nothing you can do to stop it. So pardon me if I don't go flying a spaceship to some unknown world, have aliens search my rectum for intelligent life, or masturbate to pictures of myself. I'll save that for most of the rest of the roster. Right now, there is work to do. Final prep. Girding of my loins. WCF...It will be my honor and privilage to save you from the nightmare you have become.
Its all part of the plan...
Of The Magnificent Bastard!
*To quote ZMAC..FUCK THE FINISH*
