My Alessandra

[AdamYoung]

Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around
She used to love her heroin
But now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your dope for free
Drivin' your friends crazy
With your life's insanity

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Sowin' all your wild oats
In another's luxuries
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
But school starts much too early
And this hotel wasn't free
So party till your connection call
Honey I'll return the key

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Alessandra
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Alessandra

Everyone needs love
You know that it's true
Someday you'll find someone
That'll fall in love with you
But oh the time it takes
When you're all alone
Someday you'll find someone
That you can call your own
But till then ya better

Now you're clean
And so discreet
I won't say a word
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven't heard
So c'mon and stop your cryin'
'Cause we both know money burns
Honey don't stop tryin'
An you'll get what you deserve

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Alessandra
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Alessandra

Adam is sitting on a barstool on a old wooden stage in a dimly lit smoke filled bar.

Adam- I'm so glad that heavy weight has been lifted off my chest, aren't you Joey? Oh I forgot you had no idea your lady was steppin' out on your ass did you? Nah you had no clue, Alessandra is a very smart bitch. Myra knew though Joey, she ran production on the sex tape and had a role in the whole thing. You just never came close to finding out what we had going on. See all this could of stayed buried if you had just stayed out of my yard. Yet you had to venture back didn't you Joey? Why yes you did and now all your dirty laundry will be all over front street. Bet you had no idea her dad was a seventies pron star did you? How about knowing her mother was a heroin addict or that what you thought was your son, well he was actually your son. Had you thinking on that one didn't I Joey? Bet your now wondering who else in the WCF locker room had sexual relations with her. Did Ice Beckman? Maybe or maybe not I won't say. Did she get on her knees for Spencer Adams, now we both know that never happened cause that kid never grew a set to begin with. Oh I know she did it like they do on the Discovery Channel with Corey Black, he has been know to get down like that after a bottle of Whiskey, ask Shannon Lerch. Speaking of Lerch's did she go 69 with Seth, more than likely not since he and Logan are usually all up in each others asses, they like to 77. I do know she loved to bite down on Dude's, and I don't mean the sandwich from Dairy Queen either.

Adam gets up from the stool and hops down from the stage where he walks over to Myra and plants one on her.

Adam- We had a good laugh at your expense while you rolled around with Howard Black, you remember him don't ya, of course you do he was your gay lover. The two of you walking threw catering laughing at each others jokes not knowing the entire time I was balls deep in your bitches snatch making her cum over and over screaming out my name. She told me once she almost slipped up while she was bored while you where behind her and she almost called out my name. That would of ruined the whole joke wouldn't of it Joey? I've noticed your having your little sex slave sixvag try and cool the internet on the whole thing. Joey it won't help the sex videos are all over the place. Can't help it woman just want to see me in my birthday suit and to see what twelve inches thick and fourteen inches long looks like. I get email after email of women wanting me to glaze their faces so they too can say they have experienced what it's like to face a real man deep inside them.

Adam downs a half a bottle of Jim Beam.

Adam- Fun and games are over Joey, there is no chance in hell I'm letting you even sniff winning WAR. This between you and I is nearly over. It ends October 2, when I watch you walk away from that ring in shame with your tail tucked between your legs. Bring all your lover boys with you too Joey, I'm sure there's a few boys in the WCF locker room who would love to say howdy. Hell I bet our good friend Lilith would love to personally give you and your idiots a big ole kiss good-bye as the whole WCF Galaxy sings "Nay-Nay -Nay Hey-Hey Goodbye.