Breaking WCF News update!!!!

[Salem Shepard]

(Video posted to Facebook 7:40pm)

Jigaboo Jerome, Joe Cameltoe and Big Dick Daryl are sitting behind the News Desk and the background is dark behind them.


Joe Cameltoe: We bring you this unscheduled update courtesy of Zero Tolerance!!!!


Big Dick Daryl:  We have been told by our sources that there's going to be a HUGE announcement coming the day of War!!  This shit here, ...I couldn't even believe it when I heard it. Shit melted my face right off!!!!


Jigaboo Jerome:  And we'll be the ones breaking the news right here, LIVE on October 2nd!!!  This news is going to shock the WCF!!! ...I want to tell them what it is right now!!   But we still need to do more digging to make sure our facts are correct.  Cause if our source is right, the WCF will never be the same again!!!!

Joe Cameltoe:  So gets the kids inside, hold on to your titties ....cause this news going to blow your fucking wig!!!!  Check out WCF news and the War pre-fight show LIVE October 2nd on the WCF network!!!!   Im Joe Cameltoe, and as always joined with the best in the business: Jigaboo Jerome and Big Dick Daryl!!!   Peace out bitches!!!!!

[WCF News by Zero Tolerance]

Big Dick Daryl (Crazy J) :  Hello my name is Big Dick Daryl and I just want to remind you to all toon in for the BIG announcement on the next addition of WCF NEWS.... its bigger then.... wait a fucking minute I am not saying anything bad about Lilith and her private area.... I love ZT but you guys need to stop it with Lilith she is a fine young lady and I would love to interview her... but folks this is just a quick ad... but you don't want to miss it.

[Crazy J zt]

Crazy j:  God Damn it....  Big Dick Daryl.... when we give you insider information we expect you to read it correctly...  the line was the announcement is bigger then Lilith crotch and that is a HUGE statement...  So tired of Big Dick Daryl being a fan of Lilith ZT pays you not that dumb bitch.  

[WCF Creative]

I thought we agreed on the Faygo Shower finish?

[WCF Un-Creative]

Sept 25, 2016 22:01:17 GMT -5 WCF Creative said:

I thought we agreed on the Faygo Shower finish?

About that. When you guys said faygo, we thought you meant fagye. Now we have something like a hundred pounds of greek yogurt. Do to this oversight we have since updated the finish.

- WCF Un-Creative

[Salem Shepard]

Sept 25, 2016 21:05:58 GMT -5 Crazy J zt said:

Crazy j:  God Damn it....  Big Dick Daryl.... when we give you insider information we expect you to read it correctly...  the line was the announcement is bigger then Lilith crotch and that is a HUGE statement...  So tired of Big Dick Daryl being a fan of Lilith ZT pays you not that dumb bitch.  

We're gonna talk about a pay cut for that guy!

[WCF News by Zero Tolerance]

Big Dick Daryl (CRAZY J):  On behalf of the WCF NEWS just want to remind everyone to not miss the big announcement and because I want to keep my job I am going to read what Crazy J wrote... this information is so big that it will fucking blow your mind out... people will forget that they watched war... its that big of news... well maybe not that big but fuck its big.