Joey doesn't know

[AdamYoung]

Joey doesn't know that Alessandra
And me do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but
She doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and
Joey doesn't know

Oh Joey doesn't know-oh
So don't tell Joey
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
(So don't tell Joey!)

Alessandra says she's out shoppin'
But she's under me
And I'm not stoppin' 'cause

Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
So don't tell Joey
Joey doesn't know-oh
(Don't tell Joey!)

I can't believe he's so trustin',
While I'm right behind you thrustin'
Alessandra's got him on the phone
And she's tryin' not to moan
It's a three way call
And he knows nothin', nothin'

Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Don't tell Joey 'cause
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know-oh

So don't tell Joey
We'll put on a show
Everyone'll go
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know

The parking lot, why not
It's so cool when you're on top
His front lawn, in the snow
Life is so hard 'cause
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know

I did her on his birthday
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Don't tell Joey
Joey doesn't know-oh

Joey will know
Joey doesn't know
Joey's gotta know
I'm gonna tell Joey
I'll tell him myself
Joey has to know
Joey has to know
Joey has to
Joey has to
Joey has to go
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know (Don't Tell Scotty!)
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know (Don't Tell Joey, Joey doesn't know)
Joey doesn't
Joey doesn't
Joey doesn't know

Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey doesn't know
Joey's gotta go

We see Adam Young hanging down in Time Square in a black "1 Sick Bastard" tee shirt, wrangler jeans, and black Ariat boots.

Adam- Fucking Invaders coming back to my house huh, I don't think so ladies. I'm talking to you Joey Flash, the so called ICON of past in WCF. Son you where here for a quarter cup of coffee and then ran with your tail between your legs. You ran off with the rest of the rats to form your own little backyard company. I'm talking to all of the rats including the ones who still work here. Come WAR all your asses are marked for death. It's hunting season in the WCF on October 2, 2016, in Madison Square Garden. I've been waiting to get my hands on all you punks since all the shit you started. Trying to lockdown everything in WCF and it fucking backfired on your asses didn't it. You couldn't story line you matches any more so you ran, you ran so far away. Now you think you can step back into my yard and nothing will happen, son your a special kind of stupid aren't ya. Seth might let you guys come back but the people who stayed will never forget the shit you did. I want you guys to link up this pay per view with the ten fans you got in the UIC and let them see what real professional wrestling is. Let them watch two of the best in the World go at it for the WCF World championship in Corey Black and Thomas Bates. Let them see Gemini Battle be crowned the King of All Media when he kills Teddy Blaze who happens to work for that piece of shit company. Yeah Teddy you've been outed on World wide television by Adam Young the man who came a half second away from taking the championship you prize so much the Internet championship.

Adam walks out into the middle of traffic.

Adam- This is my eighth WAR match, I've taken out some of the greatest ever in WCF in this match. I've made returns at this match and I've broken my body in it as well. I'm one of the most experienced men in this type of match along side men like Doc Henry, Zombie McMorris and Obi. Anyone can walk in and claim a victory in this match. The man who has the biggest uphill battle is Henry Spearman, who has to enter number one. Now alot of you think Mikey Extreme has the easiest run since he gets to enter last, hold the phone there kiddos I've never seen anyone enter last and win WAR. Last is not best in this match. Mikey my advice to you is to warm up heavy before you walk down to the ring cause by the time you get into the match everyone will be well warmed up and ready for any and everything.

Adam looks up and the huge video billboard, which shows the WAR logo.

Adam- October 2, 2016, WCF hits the highway to our biggest pay per view of the year ONE. The holiday season is upon us, God Bless the Sick Bastard.

Adam laughs as he walks away.