Official KING OF ALL MEDIA Internet Title Thread

[Gemini Battle]

Sept 26, 2016 16:12:40 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

@firestarter

Well, I doubt you've heard them considering how much your fans mean to you.

Fans such as it were.

Says the guy who turned his back on the fans.

[Gemini Battle]

On the real, I'm glad we're not on page 60 of this thread.

Good work so far Teddy. Too bad it won't matter.

[Teo Blaze]

Sept 26, 2016 16:46:58 GMT -5 Gemini Battle said:

On the real, I'm glad we're not on page 60 of this thread.

Good work so far Teddy. Too bad it won't matter.

@firestarter

I believe in quality over quantity.

Of course by your work I can tell you believe in neither.

[Teo Blaze]

(OOC: Gem rocks and is a great sport <3)

[Gemini Battle]

Sept 26, 2016 17:06:27 GMT -5 Teo Blaze said:

(OOC: Gem rocks and is a great sport <3)

BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

(OOC: You broke the fourth wall)

[Gemini Battle]

This world is crazy. You and I are here getting ready for battle... Getting ready for WAR!

Yet there is a war going on overseas... There are wars being fought in the streets of our home cities.

But when it's between us it's not about race or religion... It's about respect bits about the fact that you sit there on your leather throne with a modified mouse to help with arthritis as you create images and GIFs to mask your insecurities about this matchup



And I've fallen victim to your shortcomings by feeding into the nonsense rather than fighting my fight which has a proven track record.

So you continue to spout your lies and slander. You continue to try your hardest to convince the galaxy that your 'confidence' isn't just veiled cowardice. I'll be preparing. I'll be researching. I'll be fighting for everything that I've earned.

I eagerly await your hypocritical and nonsensical response.

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

Nonsense is the language of the genius, Gem. There's not a thinking man alive who was truly appreciated in his own time. If anything, the fact that you can't grasp my words is proof of their strength.

Because, poor GeMiNI BaTTlE, that's what you are my friend.

A small.

Sad.

Closed-minded little man.

You have spent days, almost a week and a half trying to grasp the fact that you are running a race you can't win.

That you don't have the tools for this fight. That you have one hand tied behind your back and the other in your nose.

So you do what every dumb ape does when he realizes that evolution has passed him by.

You get angry.

You get out the torches and pitchforks.

You try and destroy the offending object, to wipe out what was once so confusing.

I don't blame you.

Change is scary.

You can't imagine someone like me leading the WCF world.

On being the representative of hundreds of thousands of faces.

When you hurl insults at me, try to paint me as some kind of fool for fighting you from behind a screen?

You insult each and every fan watching around the world.

You want to talk about hypocrisy Gemini? You want to act like you're better than I am because I fight you on a computer?

Then why do you do the same thing?

Oh, but Teo, I'm better because my belt doesn't say internet.

Please. The internet is one of the few constants in the world today. There's not a man alive who carries around a television in his pocket.

Yet with a quick swipe, anyone anywhere in the world can be here.

Can hear my words and know my truth.

Do you grasp it yet, you ape?

Do you see yet how the internet and it's championship are the most powerful forces on the planet?

Do you grasp the significance of this match, Gemini?

The world has had enough of your shallow, closed-minded ways and your backwards thinking.

We are the future.

We are the path to enlightenment.

To freedom.

To truth.

You? You are simply the blind leading the blind.

But I won't dwell too long.

Soon your prize will be my prize.

And then we'll open a few eyes.

I don't despise, dear Geminise.

But this sunday, when you rise?

It's your demise.

For now, goodbyes.

[Gemini Battle]

So you respond with nonsense, lies and slander.

Good job, Teddy. You did not disappoint me lol.

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter




#Nonsense

[Gemini Battle]

Yes it is!

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

It's okay to admit when you don't understand something Gemini.

Don't worry, when the match is over, we'll welcome you into the cadre.

I may not be a nice guy anymore, but I don't discriminate.

[Gemini Battle]

It's a fucking pipe. Don't be smug you little shit.

You just think by using the worlds most treacherous picture that you can channel Logan and become successful

#itwontwork

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

Let me push you in the right direction. If it were a pipe, wouldn't you be able to light it?

To reach out, pluck it and place it in your mouth, possibly on the prow of a ship since noone really uses a pipe these days?

[Gemini Battle]

Ugh. I know the story behind the picture. Its lame. I thought you were better than that.

Resorting to pseudopsychogical pictures is a last ditch effort

Who feels the pressure now?

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

Just a diversion Gemini. I won't bring up the strings again, but you really will follow me on any little thing, won't you?

I don't follow, Gemini.

I don't wait for my opponents.

Kings. Don't. Follow.

You need me to keep posting, every time I leave the thread falls silent, like a drum. You are incapable of operating without me except to post insults and meaningless empty musings about how I'm this, or that.

Even your posts are all about me, Gemini.

This match? Your belt, the Crown?

I don't even have to worry about taking them.

You're handing them to me.

On a silver platter.

See? There's no real platter, it's a metaphor.

But I suppose you knew that already, right?

[Gemini Battle]

Oh, Teddy

Your pedantic and pandering speech patterns amuse me

You're a one note wonder

Your shoots are repetitive

Your positioning is weak

And most of all

You

Are

Weak

Does posting things in this manner make you feel more alive? Does it make you feel like you're getting your point across more. Because the fact is that not once have you mentioned the match. Not once have you discussed the fact, in a week and a fucking half mind you, that we are not blindly hurling insults at each other across this medium, but rather we are trying to represent this medium in the name of the WCF.

On top of that we need to represent Television as well, which I see you have yet to entertain. I'm not surprised. You're overwhelmed with me here. You're doing everything you can to keep me at bay, but I'm like a wild fucking animal and I don't just give up. Your meandering and arcane attempts at intimidation are fruitless at best and downright awful ad medium.

You sound like Donald Fucking Trump, and for those of you that know my backstory, that is NOT a compliment.

You spout generic and down to earth phrases to engage the 'deplorable masses' and then you confuse them with meaningless and bombastic material intended for the layperson to accept without questioning and the smart person to argue ad nauseam to no effect.

You sound like Hilary Fucking Clinton... and still, not a compliment.

You live in a World of lies and deceit. You are untrustworthy and the reason for many of the problems with this title. Yet you are at the moment the best man suited for this position.

I am like no one you have ever seen. I can keep up with the greatest of great on the internet. I can shoot word for word in any verbal squarrel. I'm the face of the WCF Television and soon I will be the face of the Internet Division as well, and After WAR I will be the King of all Media AND the number one contender for the WCF World Championship.

And you... well you'll be left broken... beaten... and shattered!

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[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

Don't distract from the issue at hand, Gemini. My offering for television will come in due course, of course.

But I want you hopeful.

I want you fighting.

Despite the fact that you are failing horrendously, I can't overlook that you have been doing your best to match me blow for blow.

To come at me with new and innovative things.

A for Effort, anyway.

But you're an incomplete picture. You are not ready to hold the internet title belt.

You cannot adjust.

When your plan fails, you scramble to try and copy your opponent. To do what he's doing.

You think that even if you manage to steal this belt that you'll last even a second?

In the internet division, you must innovate, not imitate.

You must bring adjust to whatever your opponent throws. You must bend like rubber around every new twist and turn.

You're chipped.

You're scratched.

You've been banging your sides against the turns at every opportunity, like a car with Thomas Bates in the backseat.

Then again the car would probably crash and burn off of a cliff if it took a sharp turn with that mountain in it.

Of course, such a scenario is not too far from your current standing in this match, so maybe the metaphor is apt after all.

Digressions aside, the point is valid, Gem. You are not ready for what this belt entails. Like it or not you took relief in the fact that there was not more content, that though you'd been skewered at every turn, your response is to thank goodness that I haven't drowned you in words like Zmac or Richards.

Because I don't need to.

Why switch into third gear when you're struggling with my neutral? You think that people are watching just for a slaughter?

I mean, I hope they are.

Because that's what they're going to get.

But that's not what they want, they want a fight, they want us to trade blows like the end of Rocky III.

And I give the people what they want, even after everything.

Even after the Antidote.

Call me Crazy if you like, I might not even disagree.

Just crazy enough to work.

[Gemini Battle]

Gawd, everything you say is so stupid and patently untrue. What's it like living in a delusion? If ignorance is bliss then you must be the happiest person in the fucking world. Do you think anyone is falling for this crap? I'm copying you? You're playing my game now, boy. You're doing exactly what I want. If we're going to take away the only thing that makes you interesting then all we're left with is words. But I'm left with a body that's a lethal weapon, and you're my target. I don't miss, Teddy... I don't miss.

[Gemini Battle]

Hey Teddy, Remind me again how many people you've eliminated from War?

[Teo Blaze]

@firestarter

The same number of times you've beaten me one-on-one.